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GENDOU COURTHOUSE 2: LADY MAIA'S YO MAMA JOKES!
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by i_want_to_flirt_with_drunk_sango
on 2006-08-24 03:39:47 (edited 2006-08-29 03:47:51)
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THE SECOND GENDOU COURTHOUSE, A TRADITION CONTINUES! TITLES THE COURTHOUSE HAS HAD ALREADY: 1.GENDOU TRIAL UNDERWAI~! 2.SEPHIROTH GENDOWNED/WAI~OWNED! HEAD JUDGE: Kyo Kusanagi! JUDGE'S ASSISTANT/MRS. KYO KUSANAGI: Rei Ayanami! JURY (because they asked, want to join?): Key, Koori, Ming Chan, Jow, Evil Kitty, and miss Dame Dame No Uta, I mean Lady Maia! BAILIFF: Sanzo, ARMED WITH SEPH'S MASAMUNE AND SADDAM'S WMDS (that's where they went!)!! SYNOGRAPHER: Michiyo (she winks!) DEFENDANT: Gendou(admin version) LAWYERS: Sephiroth and Kefka DOCTOR: Kadaj TRIAL TIME: 12AM Pacific time today! WITNESSES: Mai Space, Xanga Neopets, Alexa Gaia, all the Gendowned, and all the stars of the Wall of Shame! NEXT CASE: Lady Maia! Kyo: As you know, the old courthouse master left, so I decided to build a new one in his stead, until he returns, hopefully someday! Take the time to review the old thread, there is a lot of fun there! We would stay there, but these mechs there won't shut up when I'm trying to make the moves on Ayanami!  Rei: and making out in the paperfort put papercuts on my rear  Kyo: That's always your excuse...Anyhow, I want to open this court with a matter of grave importance, an issue which has divided this nation for centuries, a conumdrum that has confounded mankind and caused wars throughout the centuries, a- Rei: just get to it already Kyo Kyo: Ah, yes, anyhow, I want to remove the censor bar from your nip-slip! Rei: what Kyo: haaha, I'm glad you aren't that mad... (suddenly, several beat down hotlinkers entered the new courthouse) Kyo: Da f***? Whoa, this ain't a hospital! Who are you!? Rei: identify yourself Mai Space: Oh, the pain Xang Neopet: Tubgirl Alex Gaia: eating her own- (vomits) Kyo: Ha! You must be hotlinkers! Serves you right! Did you like it when your grandma visited your Myspace and saw (EDITED FOR DESCRIPTIVE CONTENT) like a rocketship (EDITED AGAIN)!? OH! Apooo-lo 13! hahaah, how was that Ayanami? Rei: shut up Kyo Alexa: We want to file a case! Mai: against (screen closeup) Gendou, AKA, the Admin! (Music: Duhn duhn DUHNNHNHNHNHN!) Rei: foolish Kyo: Foolish nothing, in this courthouse we respect all cases, very well, I will file your case. What is the nature? Mai: He caused us years of mental trauma and we want to say he violoated our eyes with his images! Alexa: I had nitmares for years, that I was in a bathtub and I stood on my head and (EDITED FOR MORE CONTENT, WTF?) *begins crying Rei and Kyo: (start snickering) (Start laughing lightly) (start laughing uncontrollably) Kyo: OK OK sorry, we will hear your case, but first we need some staff and lawyers! ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO BE A PART OF THE NEW COURTHOUSE? WE NEED SECRETARIES TWO LAWYERS A BAILIFF, OR TWO, MAYBE MORE? THINGS WILL GET CRAZY! A JURY A BUNCH OF WITNESSES AN AUDIENCE BTW IF GENDOU HIMSELF CAN'T COME (HE'S BUSY, I'll USE AN ANIME IMAGE TO STAND IN AND MAKE FUNNY COMMENTS HE'S ACTUALLY MADE HERE, I WILL NOT SPEAK FOR HIM IN ANY WAY, IT'S JUST AN RP. OF COURSE, IT WOULD BE UBER IF HE MADE A SURPRISE VISIT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE!! Example: Gendou: I believe in fairies, I do!  |
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Ming: Pick me, pick me!! I wanna be a jury!! Oh, BTW, I just talked to the old court master. He says that he approves of your self appointment.
PMR...PMR... 1 month...
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Re: GENDOU COURTHOUSE 2: LADY MAIA'S YO MAMA JOKES!
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by
 
on 2006-08-24 04:47:59 |
Hmm... Sounds interesting^^ I'll join! 
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on 2006-08-24 04:49:13 |
Me too^^ 
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Re: GENDOU COURTHOUSE 2: LADY MAIA'S YO MAMA JOKES!
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by
on 2006-08-24 11:31:41 |
Why is there another Courthouse? 
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on 2006-08-24 13:36:48 |
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Before you can have a trial, first you need to invade gendonia and capture gendou as a prisoner! If you have a case of mental anguish, you need to file a lawsuit. These are not grounds for a criminal trial, are they? 
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by MiCHiYo μ
on 2006-08-24 19:01:38 (edited 2006-08-24 19:02:06)
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uh-oh... i hope it's not! hey shishio, looks like you got your future surprise visit already... ^_^ -michiyo- 
 beware. the QueeN oF SiGGieS is here. kill that mr. scrolly or your siggy goes BAI BAI. it's solidarity month! let's be united! +[-- GeNDouNiaNS: i am half-back! visit my blog by clicking on the siggie banner! updated: 12.07.07 --]+
~*..:: i'm never going to give up... if i do, then it wasn't worth trying. ::..*~
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by i_want_to_flirt_with_drunk_sango
on 2006-08-24 23:05:32 (edited 2006-08-25 03:59:32)
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Kyo, using air qoutes with his hands: Words like "criminal trial", or "mental anguish", and "fairness of the law" have no place in the Gendou Couthouse! The law doesn't matter, Justice is easily flexable and bendable, and for the right price, affordable! That's been in our mission statement ever since George W. Bush founded this place! Whoever wins decides the punishment! What do you want done to Gendou, Miss Mai Space? Mai: (having a seiziure) Kyo: What's up with her? Xanga: She's having a tubgirl flashback. Anyhow, we want Gendou to pay us in anime songs! He took our right to anime songs away that day! (tears up) Kyo: But, you get them for free here, there was NO need to hotlink too... Xanga: That's not the point! Kyo: Fine, if you win you get 9999 copies of "Dame Dame No Uta". Gaia: I want Lady Maia's WAI~! Kyo: All right. Gaia: WAI~! Rei: honey, that isn't his property, and they didn't win yet Kyo: Oh well, and Mai? What do you want? Mai Space: (foaming at the mouth) Kyo: Oh well, let's find Gendou and put him on trial! Let's go to Gendonia? What say you, my dear Rei-Rei? Rei: i told you not to call me that Kyo: Let's go! It's time to kidnap us an Admin! Rei: (snuggles up to Kyo) but where IS gendonia, baby Kyo: Um, I don't know... Rei: you're so cute when you're stupid Kyo: And right 100% of the time no matter what! That's the other George W. mission statement! So, anyone know where Gendounia is? (BTW calm down y'all, I'm no Bush hater, just pokin' a little fun! This is your boy, Kyo! He loves everybody! especially Rei-Rei) Rei: f*** you Kyo Gendou: Gendonia can be seen on the face of every child, the way there can be heard in their laughter. Kyo: WTF? |
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by MiCHiYo μ
on 2006-08-24 23:39:45
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[LaUgH oUt LoUd] hahaha! shishio, you're the best! is it alright if i copy your script and save it in my files? ^_^ -michiyo-
beware. the QueeN oF SiGGieS is here. kill that mr. scrolly or your siggy goes BAI BAI. it's solidarity month! let's be united! +[-- GeNDouNiaNS: i am half-back! visit my blog by clicking on the siggie banner! updated: 12.07.07 --]+
~*..:: i'm never going to give up... if i do, then it wasn't worth trying. ::..*~
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by i_want_to_flirt_with_drunk_sango
on 2006-08-25 00:17:28 (edited 2006-08-25 00:21:25)
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Kyo: Michiyo wants a script? Why don't you be the person who types stuff at the court and you can steal the script later, deal? Hey you're close to gendou, do you know where Gendonia is? Gendou: Listen, Kyo. To find Gendonia, you must first become Gendonia. Let go of all your anti-Gendonia inhibitions. Breathe with your heart not your lungs; taste with your ears, not your tongue; speak with your feet and then you will smell the babbling brook with your hands. Reach out and grab it! Feel! Feel! Feel! (echoes feel!) Kyo: Feel! Feel! Feel! Rei: i don't think he's telling you the way is that even the real Gendou? Kyo: Feel! Rei: anyhow, Jow welcome. we'll put Lady Maia on trial soon too, for these crimes: Excessive Hyperactivity Impersonating the anime song, Dame Dame No Uta Carrying a concealed WAI~! without a permit Kyo: Feel! Rei: so where is Gendonia anyone know |
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by MiCHiYo μ
on 2006-08-25 00:26:08
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alrightee, m'lord. i am your official scribe-slash-stenographer, then... ^_^ but, i can't tell. the godfather has orders to lock my mouth and swallow the keys reagarding that matter. otherwise, he won't tell me ANYTHING. *wink* *starts typing* -michiyo-
beware. the QueeN oF SiGGieS is here. kill that mr. scrolly or your siggy goes BAI BAI. it's solidarity month! let's be united! +[-- GeNDouNiaNS: i am half-back! visit my blog by clicking on the siggie banner! updated: 12.07.07 --]+
~*..:: i'm never going to give up... if i do, then it wasn't worth trying. ::..*~
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*So..... Can I Join? I want to Be A Bailiff!* Sanzo : My Lord.. We want to Lend Our Power So Justice can be done! Yumiko : Yes My Lord... I Wish To Service Gendou Court... In the name Of Justice....  |
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by i_want_to_flirt_with_drunk_sango
on 2006-08-25 01:25:35 (edited 2006-08-25 01:26:37)
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Kyo: Lord? The only lord I know is Rei when we play our special game. I get hurt, really bad! Rei: wanna play Kyo? where's my whip? the safety word is bananna Kyo: No, not here baby! Rei: anyhow we welcome our new bailiff. beat the s*** out of anyone who gets uppity here are some weapons (hands Sanzo the Ultima Weapon, Sephiroth's Masamune, Saddam's WMDs) Kyo: Yeah! BTW, I took Gendou's advice, and I figured out how to find Gendonia! Then I passed out... Rei: (laughs) Kyo: Anyhow, tommorow at midnight Pacific time we leave for Gendonia! Who with us? We is gonna capture us an Admin!! |
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sanzo : The Words are " We are gonna capture us an admin" My Sire... Not "we is gonna capture us an admin" yumiko : We are with you My Sire!!! sanzo : I'm with you too!! |
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on 2006-08-25 01:36:05 |
How many jury members do you need? Can I be in on it?  |
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by i_want_to_flirt_with_drunk_sango
on 2006-08-25 01:47:50 (edited 2006-08-25 01:48:09)
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Kyo: I know, but you talks is how you wants to talks is, and it's ALWAYS right! That is another one of the George W Bush Mission Statements of this Courthouse! Make up any words for all it matters! Rei: heehee so cute, how many mission statemnts are there Kyo: As many as we need to make up, that's another mission statement! OK, We're getting a jury, awesome! I can'ts waits to puts dis man on trial! YAHOO! |
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@Shishio Wow!!! Nice picture of Rei!!! Where do you got it... I see it's actually half naked sanzo : *sighed* How can I argued with you..... You are always right!!!! I'm willing to try this sword!! *Swinging Masamune* |
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on 2006-08-25 02:03:34 |
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can i become the prosecutor and cross examine myself?
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I think this may be the only courthouse that allows that. But I believe I know where Gendounia is.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
