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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Dragon Negro on 2006-10-24 09:03:47
Tomato juice??? i hate tomato juice..

**hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *

you can keep it all.. i think i'm goin to sleep now

*fall to the floor and stay static*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-10-24 09:04:57
Arree you sure you dont want suuuumm??? its good and metallic!!!111Shift+one

*drinks two gulps*...mmmmmm...tomato..., hey mind if i stick this straw into your head and start sucking in? i want some more :3


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Dragon Negro on 2006-10-24 09:10:14 (edited 2006-10-24 09:11:18)
*hic* *hic* *hic*

back off. maann, what the hell do you thinnngk yoouur doin'...
touch me and you will diiie*hic* *hic* *hic*



Frindship has it's limits too


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-10-24 09:11:15
DUDE you grew scales maaannnn.........*sticks straw in belly and stars sucking* AHH!!!! SPLINTERS!!!!!!! *hic* AHHH!!! I SWALLOED THEM!!! X_X


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Dragon Negro on 2006-10-24 09:14:37
*grabs the tequila bottle, whacks Fratello... **


don't suck me dude, you're disgusssting *hic*...

i think i'm leaving, you're acting very weriddd... *hic*

*fall before leave the bar*

*snore*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-10-24 09:20:05 (edited 2006-10-24 09:20:21)
*runs out to the bar, trips on the curb then sleeps*

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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Jinseta Ava on 2006-10-24 10:01:28
... I've never seen so much drunkeness... *chugs whiskey* Cheers...

The Paper

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-10-24 22:25:50
Now that was some serious drunkeness, serious one... I show respect to you guys, I don't think I'd be able of holding on that much, I'd be asleep by that time hehehe.

Kei-kun's space for stupid comments: Everything changes... we all have to move on

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-10-24 22:29:35
Try it anyways kei-kun, then we'll know exactly how many drinks it takes to knock you out. Here, I'll help you out.

*passes kei-kun a glass of 3 skull moonshine*

Don't worry, the blindness will only be temporary.

...I think...

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-10-24 22:33:13
hey hey hey
yo'll

BEER PLS!!!!

.....hA-n|-k0 ======== yOu'Ve bOuNd mY sOuL tO uRs bY aN UnBrEakAblE ChA|n.. <3 .. I lOvE U fOrEvEr ... MY HONEY ISH SOO CUTE

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-10-24 22:36:38
Wow, Honey'ko...

That sure was straight forward.

*passes the keg to Honey'ko*

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-10-24 22:45:18
okey-dokey Engineer, but first I wanna know if you'll help me go home if I faint bacause of drunkness.

*takes a drink*... wow that's really strong dude, where did you get that?

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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-10-24 22:50:53
Sure, I can drag you home.

And it homemade. First you crush up a bunch of corn stalkes. Then you ferment them for a while. After you have a good strong smell of alchohol, you squeeze all the juices out of them and simmer it to get rid of as much of the leftover water. After all that, you get a drink that is about 95.7% alchohol.

Wanna run a couple pints of it through the beer bong?

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-10-24 22:57:17
*peeps at kei-kun's drink and back to her drink*

hey mine isnt strong enough....i want a strong one....

.....hA-n|-k0 ======== yOu'Ve bOuNd mY sOuL tO uRs bY aN UnBrEakAblE ChA|n.. <3 .. I lOvE U fOrEvEr ... MY HONEY ISH SOO CUTE

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-10-24 23:00:40
Ok, fine. I was saving this, but I guess you can have it Honey'ko.

*gives a bottle of clear liquid to her*

That there is pure, 100% ethanol. Its strong enough to knock out an Irishman.

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-10-24 23:02:04
yowza... the beer bong? with moonshine?...Ok but just once hehehe.
*drinks drinks drinks drinks*.

owwwieeeee!!! damn that was GOOOOOOOD!!!!!
*starts seeing double* (empiezo a ver doble hehehe).

Oh man, I'm so sorry but I gotta go right now *hic*, it was really cool to know what the moonshine was (I had to go checking, I really didn't know.... please realize that I'm from Colombia and I'm not used with some of your drink's names).

See you later dude!!!.
*hits face with the door*.... OUCH!!!

I'm ok, don't worry, I'll take a cab....

yo, TAXI!!!!

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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Jomunga on 2006-10-24 23:04:30
*Hands Honey'ko a tall glass of J00laid

It doesn't get any stronger than this. I can lift the weight of the universe with one teaspoon.

Though I could do that without j00laid too, but it seems alot easier after I have some.

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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-10-24 23:08:41
thanks jomunga
*pours j00laid into ethanol and drinks*

POOOOF

*dead*

.....hA-n|-k0 ======== yOu'Ve bOuNd mY sOuL tO uRs bY aN UnBrEakAblE ChA|n.. <3 .. I lOvE U fOrEvEr ... MY HONEY ISH SOO CUTE

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-10-24 23:10:12
I'm tired...

I'm gonna go to bed...

Someone else take over for me. All you gotta do is give drinks with illegally high alcohol content to unsuspecting customers. (It's funny, because you can draw on them when they pass out)

*leaves a Jiffy marker on the counter*

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-10-24 23:12:36
soul of honeyko came out of her body

beye beye engineer...
*soul wonders around in the bar*

.....hA-n|-k0 ======== yOu'Ve bOuNd mY sOuL tO uRs bY aN UnBrEakAblE ChA|n.. <3 .. I lOvE U fOrEvEr ... MY HONEY ISH SOO CUTE

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