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Weird things that just happen...
Link | by grey0zero on 2005-11-14 15:31:56
write about all the weird, bizarre, and out of the ordinary things in your life that just seem to happen out of nowhere...

I fear no evil for I am fear incarnate!

Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2005-11-14 16:21:33
My Banshee covering* falling down X_X
And... Stuff that I make. It doesn't just "happen", but I've made w31r|) stuff.

*Pictures can be seen a few pages back in The Depression
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Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by fox on 2005-11-15 01:50:50
my friends randomly say things like im not wearing pants.......and i am speachless. worst of all, i have to look. also wen a cockaroach did a suicide dive bomb into mai neck.

8 BOTTLES OF WATER....THATS LIKE A DAMN HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT!!!

Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by desertranger on 2005-11-15 06:19:44 (edited 2005-11-15 06:22:30)
There are too many of those. A taranutula came into the living room to watch TV with us last week.

This one happened last Saturday on my way home from Vegas driving through Kelso, CA on the Kelbaker road about 90 mins from home when I was stopped stopped by CHP, Officer Tammy who is an old friend of Rin's. She told me to call my cousin JJ, another friend of Tammy's (here is also no cell phone service in Kelso), and that it was important. OK, how did Tammy know where I was? Granted it is her patrol area and it's way we all go to Vegas only how did she know what time I would be going through that area. When I inot cell ranger I called JJ who asked me if I wanted to go to an Imax movie that night simnce she had tickets to a private screening. Rin likes the Imax so I said yeah. We got to the Imax and found we had tickets to a pre-release screening of Harry Pothead and the Gobbling Firey Redhead cool huh. Cool movie go seet it.

That's bizzare. Spoiler, highlight to read:> Hermonie is a definite hottie in that pink dress she wears. <


Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by on 2005-11-15 22:04:10
You look for your glasses when they're on top of your head.

I remember one time too when my dad was looking for his shoes. My mom went looking for them too. I asked what's up, and so they told me. I told dad that he was already holding the frickin' shoes. Dad giggled a bit but my mom laughed out like crazy. She almost pissed on her shorts - that made me laugh...

*blip* *blip*

Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by Jomunga on 2005-11-15 23:56:38 (edited 2005-11-16 00:08:04)
Ok if you think Rononora Zoro's or Ryoga's sense of direction is bad listen to this story and I will show you that that type of direction sense is realistic. (These are all long stories on how I have gotten lost, skip if not interested.)

Ok its me and my friend. We are on are way to find a certain place to buy some sort of special package. My friend is driving. My friend says he knows exactly where the place is. So we end up driving for an hour an he has no clue where it is. We were just making circles because I keep seeing the same god damn KFC over and over again. We stop and park to look at a map to fiqure out where we are. I look in front of us and notice a sign that says "Se Hablo Espanol" so I say to my friend "go ask for directions, you're Mexican" he is Korean of course inside joke and we ramble on about the joke. Eventualy he says he knows exactly where we are and we leave again this time he keeps on driving for an hour until we reach the mountains. I am of course praising his brilliant directions. I keep saying how the hell can you get so lost you make it to the mountains. We drive on for another hour until we just pass by a random anime shop, so we make a quick stop to check it out, and I buy anime. We continue on for another hour until miraculously we stumble along the place we are looking for, although it was not the one we were looking for, and it was really far away. With a sigh of relief we head home after five hours of arduous driving and filling up the gas tank because we ran out. On the way back I notice the same "Se Hablo Espanol" sign and start the joke again. But then "AHHHHH" that place we we were looking for was right where we parked and looked at the map for 10 miniutes. We parked right there god dammit. It was only 10 miniutes away from my house yet it took 5 hours and we didnt even use the right place. He say its my fault for not opening my big american eyes, he was the one driving and he was the ones who was suppose to know where it was.

The thing is ive gotten lost with this guy more than just that. This time there is another in the car. We are on our way to a movie. To make sure we didnt get lost my friend, the one driving from before, prints out directions from mapquest.com. We drive and he goes in the opposite direction for an hour. After the smart friend in the back seat figures out that my dumbass friend printed out the directions instead of going to where we wanna go we are going from where we wanna go, so of course we were following the directions exactly, just it made us go in the exact opposite direction. We then get back on the correct route, it turns out the movie theater playing it is in a different county. So we now have to go through the mountainy area. We are going correctly but then the god damn road is closed. We drive around for a half hour until we wind up where we entered. We then atempt to go through these mountains again, but enter through a different way by going far north, SUCCESS! We are now on our way to the movie theater. We make it to the right area but we then got lost. Because this is a more of pedestrian type beach town. Its jam pack with cars and we are lost. My friend enters an intersection when there is a yellow light but the car in front cant go up any further, so he is blocking the intersection for everybody. What does he do? He sticks his head out the window and does the peace sign to every one. So much honking. We finally arrive at a parking facility, it turns out we have to walk to the theater, but there is no spaces. We look around for a long time and he actually goes down into the wrong lane. Until we see a car pulling out of the best possible parking spot in the entire comlpex, but there is a guy ahead of us. My friend steps on it and manages to sqeeze in although the other car could have made, we won! The other car drives of like he is pissed as hell. During this entire trip my friend drove like crazy cutting of every single person at every opprotunity and he was speeding like crazy. And every time he cut some one off he stuck his hand out the window and did the peace sign. He also stuck his head out the window and told the people on the street to go find a job. BTW the movie was Kung Fu Hustle, not as good as Shoalin Soccer.

With my friend again, this time he say he knows EXACTLY where it is. He says its right next to his favorite resturant, he says he practicaly lives at this resturant. So what happens? We go in the wrong direction for an hour, until I get out the map. He insists that we go further. I demand he turn around, he does while keep saying that we should head back to where he was going. He say the street we were suppose to be on was almost there. After looking at the map in the dark I actually find the street and manage to steer him in the right direction, which is really the exact opposite way we were going.

Enough of my friends misadventures.

This time I have to pick up my sister because of a flat tire at 4:00 am. She is at the family car fixit place, a place ive been to many times before but instead I get lost for an hour in my own neighborhood. I then drive home and call her on her cell. She say to pick her up at starbucks. Well thats simple, I make it there without getting lost. She shows me where the fixit place was with her bitchy attitude, turns out I passed it twice.

This time is when my parents drive to the airport, and I have to drive back. All I have to do is take the freeway. Of course when I exit the airport im cofused as hell and get lost immediatly. And of course I cant find the freeway. Map is no help. I get on this free way type looking thing but it only last for abot a mile and I wonder what the hell was the point of that. I then somehow make it to the area where I had my mishap adventure with my friend, the second adventure. Of course I now know this area. So I am on my way home, I just have to go through that mountain road, but I dont know where to turn in. So I continue going north along the beach road looking for the place to turn in but I cant find it. So I turn around head back And finally find the way in.

Once I got lost on my way to school during my senior year, and during the second semester too, and I live three miniutes away from my school.

These arent the only stories of me getting lost. Not only that I left out most of the details despite the legnth of the post, and the routes were not even the slightest bit complicated. Me and my friend seriously have the worst sense of direction ever. But at least its fun when you get lost with someone else.

My longest post ever.

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Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by :(*):Mangetsu:(*): on 2005-11-29 19:08:28
First sorry for any spelling mystake I'm not very good at writing.

Well one night, I was trying to fell asleep but I couldn't so I only closed my eyes, when I heard like if someone was trying to open my door. So I looked at it and the sound stopped. So I continued trying to feall asleep, but I heard the noice again. I decided to open the door so I stood up and walk to the door, the sound kept going and the door knob was moving. I reach the door knob and open it quikly, to find......nothing, there was nothing outside. So I returned bed and slept.

無口になるほど好きよ 優しさどうしたら見えるの? 抱きしめてもっと強く 暖かな胸を信じるよ さよならソリティア 明日へ……

Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by Tryn-chan on 2005-12-02 20:19:00
Man, Jomunga, that was one long helluva post. 0_0 You probably have the worst luck when it comes to looking for the right directions, if you don't mind me saying so. Or maybe that's just your friend. ^^

Anyway, there's this incident that happened just the other day that was really...weird. I woke up at 3 in the afternoon (yes, that's how late I wake up) and before eating breakfast and showering, I went back to my room to look for the Furuba manga that I bought yesterday. I remembered placing it on the table next to my bed, but it was nowhere in sight. I searched everywhere, even yelling at my poor sis, but I couldn't find it. Only after a few minutes or so did I realize that I just dreamt the whole thing up, and there was in fact, no Furuba manga to begin with. Freaky.

Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2005-12-03 00:03:00
My brother was watching MASH a while ago while I was trying to sleep, and now I don't know if he was even watching MASH at all now X_X
Was it a dream? Or did he really watch it? I'll just ask him.


Re: Weird things that just happen...
Link | by Kotuso on 2005-12-03 12:51:33
you being the only person able to know when a storm system coming from two days before it happens.

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