DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
I believe it's 3:56 in the moring and a mosquito has made an attempt to eat me, it has been successful 3 times tonight and shall not get away. You've had ur fun little mosquito, now it's time to dieeeeee hehehehehhahahahahmuwahahahahhahahahahah. I will kill you then go on to killing allll mosquitos in the world, muwhahahahahahahha. If i find this dam thing, i'll pull off it's biter, and set it free into the world to starve to death muwhahhahahaha. if u feel this way or have a story to tell about mosquitos feel free to post here. * * (bzzzzzz) * * * * * * * (bzzzz) * * _________ /SWATT!!!/ ......... you know the rest. |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
Bwahh!! I hate mosquitos!! They always terrorize me on night T___T!! I can't prevent it since they alaways haunt my leg... and my leg is under the computer table... they really freakin' annoying XO XO XO!! Btw, and i have killed 15 mosquitos by stomping them (yes!! it's stomping!) in one night to save my friend that's shaking while playing fatal frame2.. XD XD |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
XD I laughed when i read the first post... You seem quite desperate, mute... Well, i live with mosquitos since i was a little baby, so it doesn't bother me that much by now... Although they force me not to wear my shorts at home...T_T You know that electrical racket to kill mosquitos? Whenever my dad uses it, it's like a killing field of mosquitos... Dead mosquitos scattered all over the floor... I wonder if other mosquitos are afraid when they see a scene like that... |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
They dont deserve to live!!!!Ive lost enough blood..yeah, thanks to those mosquitos >.> |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
Yes Veilansher did that, and the poor friend who played Fatal Frame 2 was me lol. I was bitten by mosquitos here and there, shaking desperately. Mosquitos... They're part of my family. I can't imagine a peaceful life without them lol. In a single day, they always bite me at least... hmmm... can't count it lol. Right now, it's 6:40 in the evening and a mosquito just bit me. Wait about three hours from now and they'll bite me more, maybe five times or more lol.
Gendou City Crossover RP! ~Coming soon~
|
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by night_link
on 2006-07-25 04:51:22 (edited 2006-07-25 04:56:14)
|
There's ways to deal with them. There's lots of Chinese lotions and smoke repellant. Oh yeah, net-like tents to sleep in to keep them out. THE game for this situation... Mr. Mosquito for PS2 hahahahhahaa. But spiders are a problem too aren't they? Ones that puncture two holes in your skin and chow. |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
my mother believe that lemongrass or citronella help repell mosquitos.. so she spread lemongrass around my computer... and i felt it was kind of ancient ritual when a cannibal preparing a human meal.. O_o.. and i really shocked when i awake in my living room with lemongrasses around me!! i think i'm still dreaming about cannibalism!! although it was not working really good... -____- but, thanks mom for showing me such affection... =) hahahahahaha.. feels like a momma's boy even i'm already 17 *^_^* HEY!!, stop looking at me like that!! >8( |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh i've been sitting here for a freagin hour very quietly and very silently for it to show it's but-ugly face. be veryyyy quiet, i'm hunting mosquito......................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCREW IT!!!!! I GIVE UP, YOU HEAR ME MR. MOSQUITO, I GIVE UP!!!!!!! you freagin win. It's five in the morning, you kept quiet longer than me, you win. I'm goin to bed and you can eat breakfast, just try not to wake me up. SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!!SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I TRICKED U, I'LL NEVER GIVE UP!!! EVEN IF IT TAKES ME A WHOLE DAY, I WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
mosquito..., huh....??? everyone 'must' hate them.... no doubt for it. xixixixiixixixi....
幸ã›ã¯ã©ã“?
神様ã€ã‚ãŸã—ã«å¹¸ã›ã‚’ã‚ã’ã¦ãれã¦ãã ã•ã„。。
|
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by i_want_to_flirt_with_drunk_sango
on 2006-07-25 13:59:58
|
I always wear pants/long sleeved loose clothes outside where mosquitos are. Interesting mosquito story: I remember seeing this thing on TV about this village in Africa that was next to a lake that had litterally BILLIONS of mosquitos, and near th elake that had these weird poles that were either for idol worship; or, now this is just speculation on part of scientists, they may have been for executing/sacrificing people by tying them to these poles while the millions of mosquitos drained their blood until they died! Did you also know mosquitos kill more people than just about anything, especially other animals? Malaria, other diseases... |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
I hate mosquitoes, they always manage to buzz areound my ears when I am trying to sleep. This year was supposed to be the worst year yet for avian flu and west nile virus (2 diseases that are mostly spread by mosquitoes) but I have hardly seen any mosquitoes this summer. I think its because of the high temperatures we have been getting. It's great, I can finally mow the lawn without having to swat the little bastards.
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
|
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by
![]() ![]() |
XP I hate mosquitos too. Their bites are always so itchy! They also carry deadly diseases! O_O I put on bug repellant before going to places where there's mosquitos. ^^; |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by night_link
on 2006-07-25 18:15:18
|
Wanna know something crazy I once heard? I dunno if it's true. I heard monks used to let the mozzie land on their arm and suck their blood. Then the monk tightens the arm's muscle and the mosquito can't get its needle out. Then the monk just pinches it dead or whatever. Ah the good old days when there'd be commercials with a guy on a porch drinking hot sauce. As soon a mosquito finishes lunch on him, it flies a short distance before it explodes from his blood. That one got me crying from laughing. |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
Uhhhh huh... You've never tried that... Monks aren't so special in the bug killing category. You wait until the mosquito is buried deep into you, then you flex or pinch the skin around its sucker. They can't get away and they explode.
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
|
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by
![]() |
Hmmmmm....sounds a bit too messy for me. I say a pet bat would be a good idea. They eat mosquitos. I hate those little blood suckers! One time I was joking about Karma biting me in the butt and two seconds later a mosquito actually did bite me in the butt. It was horrible! Lesson Learned 1: Don't joke about Karma Lesson Learned 2: Karma is a mosquito??? |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
If all mosquitoes were exterminated, will the food chain balance be ruined..? Coz' I REALLY HOPE THEY (mosquitoes) ARE ALL DEAD
I'm not running away from the bet... It's just.. I'll stick with the 100px regulation...
so for now, this is mine ~_~"
|
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by night_link
on 2006-07-26 22:17:53
|
The next thing to bats are spiders and these other mosquito look-alikes with a thicker body (sucks though sometimes you mistake them). The smaller they are, the worse they are. |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
|
Once in my house, I went into the down stairs bathroom. Voila. Mosquito resident eveil. The whole place was BUZZING!!! I called my mom, and we had a slap fest. At the end, we must've have killed maybe 30 + mosquitos. DIE, YOU STUPID MOSQUITOS, DIE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
PMR...PMR... 1 month...
|
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by
![]() |
Yes! Why was the mosquitos created in the first place?!? ---> probably to annoy us^^ 'lol' ouch one just bit me, and now my skin is very itchy *grumbles* damn mosquitoes DEATH TO ALL MOSQUITOES!!!!!! *pounded one just now^^!* One down, billions more to go!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: DEATH TO MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!
Link |
by Reichstadt
on 2006-07-27 16:35:12 (edited 2006-07-27 16:37:14)
|
They are now more intelligent nowadays. They know the area of attack! Mosquito Air Traffic Control: *ksh!* Alpha 1 do you hear me alpha 1! Mosquito: Alpha 1 here, what is it? Mosquito Air Traffic Control: Your target is a 32yr old female with hairy legs, go for the foot! Mosquito: Affirmative! *flies towards the foot* Mosquito: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!!! SMACK! Mosquito Air Traffic Control: Alpha 1? Alpha 1 do you hear me! ALPHA 1! ALPHA 1!!!!!!!!!!! (Metal Gear Solid)
"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
|