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Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by craving for moar on 2006-07-18 03:51:21
Eto, may ihahandog ako sa inyo. Para gumaan ang pasok ng pera...



The following is a letter found in a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may
try direct translation in Tagalog.

Note: Read with feelings.



To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
Why?
What reason you can think about but you're very fat
body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to
his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he
really can't beard or stomached to be with you
anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not
stand you're habit of making pakialam all his
walks [lakad] and always calling to their house
what he go home or this or that and then he say he
get ashame to met either in school or in his family
and then asking you to exercise you're very very,
very fat body but you hate it thought your the most
preetiest girls he knows about what do you think
you are " Beautiful Girl " of Jose Marie Chan even
you are beautiful face to your think you do not have
the right to called me whatsoever or else different
name one time or the other for the real purpose to
insults my personality because I'm never call you
names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs
of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me
different name, I don'thave any other choise but to
call you other different name ro like you are a PIG,
FAT, OBSSEd, OVERWIGHT, and UGLY shape
girl.
Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. Youn
can't blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
because I am more sexier that you when you look
to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are
like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

From : THE SEXIESTGIRL OF D.M
P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me?
and the final is ME.
__________

O ano, ayos ba? Wala kasi akong magawa ngayon eh...

What if I jump out
of this speeding jeepney?
Fly without wings
Reach for the grey-painted heaven
And out into the sea of infinity?



Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by gemmy_adik on 2006-07-18 03:06:26
HAHAHA!!! padaan lng ulit..

hihi..

la q msbe eh..!!

;p

1,3,7-trimethylxanthine addict. they tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no. =D

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Kino on 2006-07-17 19:00:39
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!bakit ganyan!!!anong ginagawa nyo sa mga threads natin?T-T pls avoid nyo naman yung dalawang tao lang naguusap sa isang thread at maiikli pa yung mga posts..pano na lang kung makita ng mods yan or mismong si gendoy..lagot tayo..pls naman oh..wag nyo sanang isipin na sinesermonan ko po kayo[pero parang ganun na nga]

Kino Petto Kino Petto

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by りんーちゃん on 2006-07-17 08:50:44
waaa. grabeh naman ang controversy na naabutan ng pangalan ni mai2x :))
anyways, napadaan lang kxe andami niyo nang posts tapos ala akong imik.
gagawa pa rin ako ng english journal: your ideal love story T_T

anyways, @ maia: hindi bago yung guard na yun, swear!
siya yung chinachapa ko nung gradeschool. XD

merong thing na naga-circulate sa texts:
given:
study=no fail
no study=fail

study no study = fail no fail
study(no 1) = fail(no 1)
study = fail


waaa. getz nio bah? para lang siyang math.
ang kyut dba? ang galing galing talaga ^-^


      
  m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by on 2006-07-17 07:54:40
@Nero,

Maligayang Pagbabalik!!!!


Na miss Kita Nero at ang mga jokes at test mo^^


Honestly natawa ako sa bagong joke mo^^

SUBARU SEISHIROU

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by on 2006-07-17 05:31:54 (edited 2006-07-17 05:32:50)
hintayin muna nating umabot ng 2000posts ang thread na 'to bago tayo mag version three. ang bilis kasi at papalitan na natin kaagad ng v3.

nero, seriously, natawa ako dun.... hahahahaha ^_^ edit: btw, gamitin mo ang font color #222222 para transparent siya

lapit na midterms namin >_< last week of july daw... waaahhhh. ang hirap ng anatomy. nung saturday pa ako nag-aaral T_T

first name ko=9 letters +7 letters
middle= 8
last= 8
total letters: 32 :P haba ng pangalan ko

neon, nyah! sowee kay fahrenh! hula lang man yun ;)


Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by on 2006-07-17 04:47:01
V3? spamming na yan... lalo na at hnd naiintindihan ng mods pinag-uusapan natin dito at madami pang ibang pinoy threads...

JAYDEL, lalaki si fahrenh :)

NERO, ako natawa ko sa joke mo... hehehehe

mahabang pangalan ba?? ewan ko kung mahaba pangalan ko, pero 11 letters ang surname ko... wahehehehe at nung grade1 ako, saktong sakto ung buong name ko (siyempre wala pa ung middle name) sa grade1 pad... ewan ko baka malaki lang tlga ako magsulat noon...
3 letters (1st name)+8 letters (2nd name)+7 letters (middle name)+11 letters (surname) = 29 letters :)
wala lang :P


Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by craving for moar on 2006-07-17 04:18:18 (edited 2006-07-18 03:52:14)
Tagal kong nawala noh! Quarterly (or periodical...whatever) test kasi namin ngayon eh, saka andami ko pang dapat i-submit. Nagmumukhang college life tuloy ang high school life ko...

Dahil sa tagal kong nawala...

I'M BAAAAAACK! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

@jaydel

Dahil sa tagal kong nawala, may joke ako sa 'yo:


Sad story:
Isang mag-ina ang masayang tumatawid sa Taft,

nakita ng ina na masasagasaan ang anak niya,

kaya tinulak nya ito pero pareho silang nasagasaan,

bago namatay ang anak sabi nya:

Highlight:
"meow..."
__________

Sana natawa ka sa joke ko...hehehe...

@lady maia

Huwaaaw! Ang haba pala ng pangalan mo! Ilan yun? Umm...


Maila Gelbrette Juness <--- tama ba? *blink blink*


Well, anywayz, any name na ibinigay sa yo ng parents mo eh unique. May mga tao ngang apat ang middle initials eh!

example: Kevin Clay R.S.V.P. Rizal <--- kaklase ko yan...


Dahil sa napapagod na ang mga daliri ko kaka-type, hanggang dito na lang muna. PAH-ALAM!!! *poof!*


Edit: Oo nga pala, welcome sa 'yo Rejie! Hafe fun en Enjoy! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


At meron akong isang tanong na bumabagabag sa isip ko:

Meron pa bang V.3? (nagtatanong lang po...)

What if I jump out
of this speeding jeepney?
Fly without wings
Reach for the grey-painted heaven
And out into the sea of infinity?



Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by rejie on 2006-07-17 03:59:24 (edited 2006-07-17 04:12:31)
uy! pwede magrant! >XD ehehehe.
[Rant]
Rant: akala ko hindi uulan, biglang bumagsak! ayan tuloy, basa si ako.
[/Rant]
*ubo* now that that's out of my system. okay na ko. ^_^


@ LADY MAIA
Thank you! salamat sa lyrics! and.. opo pinoy ako. :)

One day.. this world will be ruled over by chocolate people and i will be their GOD! >:) bwahahaha!

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Reichstadt on 2006-07-17 03:55:34
@ Rejie: Kahit ano na gusto mong pagusapan. Pwede mo ring ilabas ang sama ng loob mo rito o kaya naman i-share ang experiences mo.

"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
Fridge in the room: *sigh* let them have fun on their own
Man covered in bandage: *sigh* Its boring now....
Others: Have fun on your own...

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by rejie on 2006-07-17 03:53:29
^___^ Rejie nga po pala name ko.. kaso malayo talaga yan sa totoong pangalan ko.. o.o; anyway.. wala lang.. ^^;

so.. ano po bang pinaguusapan dito?

One day.. this world will be ruled over by chocolate people and i will be their GOD! >:) bwahahaha!

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Reichstadt on 2006-07-17 03:42:12 (edited 2006-07-17 03:42:58)
OMG....Gelbrette...pakibago lang yung nasa LMFAO mo Plz....ROFL
Thanks! Tinaype mo pa yan para lang sa tanong ko..XD

"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
Fridge in the room: *sigh* let them have fun on their own
Man covered in bandage: *sigh* Its boring now....
Others: Have fun on your own...

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by rejie on 2006-07-17 03:28:27
hehehe.. oi.. hello po.. ^_^

One day.. this world will be ruled over by chocolate people and i will be their GOD! >:) bwahahaha!

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Reichstadt on 2006-07-17 03:26:37 (edited 2006-07-17 03:32:24)
daya.....
Edit: nag-google ako tapos nakita ko to..ang daming nakakatawa....
Heh

@ Below -- Hi din....

"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
Fridge in the room: *sigh* let them have fun on their own
Man covered in bandage: *sigh* Its boring now....
Others: Have fun on your own...

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Reichstadt on 2006-07-17 01:29:34 (edited 2006-07-17 01:34:10)
Ang hindi lang maganda sa pangalan na "Gelbrette" eh pag hindi ito inisip ng tao na isa itong pangalan.

Gel+Breath
-Hiningang amoy gel.........'-__- o hiningang gel.....

Edit: Ano ba yung
LMFAOS
ROFL
at kung ano-ano pa..ituro niyo naman di ko kasi maintindihan eh..

"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
Fridge in the room: *sigh* let them have fun on their own
Man covered in bandage: *sigh* Its boring now....
Others: Have fun on your own...

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Reichstadt on 2006-07-17 01:22:44 (edited 2006-07-17 01:23:13)
...........cute pa rin pakinggan ang Gelbrette....pakiramdam mo "Special" ka......
...kung ang pangalan mo kunwari eh "Ragunding", dapat matuto kang mahalin to at bigyang halaga dahil bigay ito sayo ng magulang mo. (LOL ang corny ko magsalita)

"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
Fridge in the room: *sigh* let them have fun on their own
Man covered in bandage: *sigh* Its boring now....
Others: Have fun on your own...

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by on 2006-07-17 01:20:00
ei nero! post ka ulet next time! yung may jokes ulet. :) nyahahahaha... tagal mo rin kasing nawala >_<

gelbrette? um, parang mas maganda ang lady maia ^_^

si hisoka at si leona lang ata yung taga CDO dito


Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Nosebleed Rey on 2006-07-17 01:09:15
lady maia... taga san ka ba? manila?? akala ko taga CDO ka rin tulad ni na rin...


Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by craving for moar on 2006-07-16 23:33:34
Wow. Kabigha-bighani. 1000+ kaagad ang post d2, 'di ako maka-catch-up...ASTIG!! 'Musta na rin sa lahat! 'Di bale, po-post uli ako pag may time, BWAHAHAHAHA!! *sigh...*

What if I jump out
of this speeding jeepney?
Fly without wings
Reach for the grey-painted heaven
And out into the sea of infinity?



Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2!
Link | by Reichstadt on 2006-07-16 19:27:09 (edited 2006-07-16 20:12:29)
Ganda naman pala ng pangalan mo eh.. akala ko GEODUDEte..buti ka nga unique namae mo di tulad namin. Para masanay ka, mula ngayon tatawagin kitang Gelbrette (parang Gerber yung pagkain ng baby ...joke).

(kinuhaan pa ng video yung habulan........LOL.....nakihabol ka rin yata kaya 51 na.....).

"What are you looking at? You like this? This is what you want right? Oh come on...don't lie..Look around, there are lots of unfinished job for you........If I have the authority, I won't abuse it...its just not right and you know it. What? you dont know? I pity you...." -Çß R...
Fridge in the room: *sigh* let them have fun on their own
Man covered in bandage: *sigh* Its boring now....
Others: Have fun on your own...

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