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Re: Kingdom Hearts 2 humor thread
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on 2007-01-01 20:19:54 |
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Hey, all of you KH fans and haters out there, try watching this: (doesn't have URL) Search for Dysfunctional Hearts on Youtube. You will laugh your ass off!!!!! Also try Dysfunctional Hearts 2, and Kingdom Hearts Spoof.  |
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Re: Kingdom Hearts 2 humor thread
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on 2007-01-03 17:30:55 |
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so a battle of the KH spoofs huh XD. here's another good one...mostly south park audio clips were used so suggestive language is constant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoRZJJE22A4  |
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Ohh, my head is spinning from the sheer goofiness of Dysfunctional Hearts, good stuff! Hey, can I post a sketch, I love satires. It's based on the very beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2. (In the fictional city of Twilight Town otherwise known Las Vegas, Nevada, 3 friends/computer animated characters sit around their base waiting for their fourth friend/computer animated character. Their names are Hayner, Olette, and ...That Fat Guy.) (Enter Roxas) Roxas: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened! I just had a strange dream about a blonde chick, a brunette, and a brown haired kid with a long, hard key... Hayner, Olette, and That Fat Guy: STOP DISCUSSING YOUR WET DREAMS AND SIT YOUR BISHIE BUTT DOWN!! (Roxas sits and puts on generic serious face while oddly looking at his hands.) Hayner: Now to the point. It seems for some innexplicable yet oddly comical reason we can't say the word ____. Now, unless this is some cruel and twisted form of censorship, we need to do something or we might be accused of stealing ____! We aren't black people! Olette: You're a ____ing idiot, Hayner. (While making a slapping gesture with his hand) Hayner: Anyway, it seems that the local asshole Seifer and his gang of Final Fantasy spoofing rejects are trying to convince everybody that we stole ____, and now the whole town and their mothers think that we're the Klepto Club (that seriously is what he says). That Fat Guy: Why are you talking like that? Hayner:...I don't know...isn't this how all hip happening teenagers talk according to Square-Enix and Disney? Roxas: Word to that homie! Now the first thing that we have to do is clear our names. (Hayner, Olette, and That Fat Guy run off dramatically, while Roxas trips on his clown shoes and randomly falls flat on his face.) Creepy Voice: He is losing touch with reality. Soon, he will completely awaken, BLLARRBHBHBHBHBHHHH!!!!! Roxas: That was weird, I need to stop taking PCP. I just hope that wasn't the first in a line of surreal possibly deadly precursors to my ultimate role in this story. Olette: Stop spoiling the plot and hurry the hell up! (Cut to town...sandlot after a rather annoying tutorial about basic movement. The group confront Seifer's gang about the thievery/plot device.) Fujin (Seifer's emo-like mono-syllablic thug): THIEVES. Raijin (The token black dude.): That was really low, ya know. Dynomite! Hayner: Haven't you guys ever heard of Hooked On Phonix. (Enter Seifer in cocky badass mode!) Seifer: Nice comeback, blondie, even though I'm a blonde too... Now, because I'm a steriotypical bully who is probably compensating for my small penis by acting like an ass, I say that YOU STOLE ____! We have totally owned you lamers (this is actual dialogue too). Olette: Lamers!? F*CK YOU!! Seifer: I guess if you get on your knees, maybe I'll let it slide. Roxas: I'm not going to be fooled into giving you oral...again. SO LETS BATTLE INSTEAD! Seifer: Choose your weapon amongst these three conveniently placed objects that look like stirofoam bats! (Roxas looks around and finds Vivi, the loveable mage with an inferiority complex.) Roxas: Even better! (Roxas picks Vivi up, twists him around, and uses him as deadly numchucks to pummel Seifer into submission!) Seifer: Blarg. END I know that there's more to the story but...good enough.
You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy. The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible.
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Re: Kingdom Hearts 2 humor thread
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on 2007-01-09 15:04:11 |
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Hey guys, we should keep going with Mr. Dude's story until we've re-done or made fun of the whole script :P Either that or somebody could write it in parts and have other people choose what to do next. Ie: Sora did this blah blah blah..... What happens next? A) Sora eats a potatoe... B) Sora eats Donald.... C) Michael Jackson rapes Sora... Do you get it? I think it would be fun! I've read a thread similar to that in another forum. :P Very funny! Let me know if you guys are up to that idea |
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Re: Kingdom Hearts 2 humor thread
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on 2007-01-10 16:30:11 |
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@Mr. Dude, not bad at all! lol Very funny! @Eureka(GL), great idea! Lemme see if I'm doing it right: (Mr. Dude's Continued) Roxas: Ever wonder if maybe we don't exist? Like we're part of a video game world or something? Olette: Ever wonder how many feet can be kicked up your ass at once? Roxas: Yes. Frequently. I think about twelve... Olette: Huh. That Fat Guy: How high are you two? Roxas and Olette: Not high enough. Hayner: Well then, Roxas just beat Seifer like a two dollar ho. Nice job! Roxas: I...um...I think he's dead... Olette: WHAT? Roxas: Yeah...I heard a loud SNAP that last time I hit him...I think Vivi's dead too... Hayner: Well, good luck with that! Cya! Bye bye! * everyone runs off* Roxas: Slackers! We had soooo much fun! Don't you remember when we shoved the skateboard in my...Oh well, I'm on my own now! *Axel shows up* Axel: Sup fool. Roxas: Who are you? Axel: I'm your guardian angel, fool. Axel...got it...misery...moderated...moxy...no that's not it... Roxas: What's wrong? Axel: I always say something around now about getting something something...got it remembered...sexed up...oh yeah! Got it memorized? Roxas: That's was stupid. You're stupid! Where are your wings anyway? What're you, a frog? Oh! I still got it.*laughs at his own joke* Axel: I should kill you right now, but sadly...I'm just far too lazy. Just do stuff till Sora wakes up. No one cares about you. Roxas: Huh. Okay!! *Roxas runs, slips on the blood leaking from Seifer, and breaks his neck* Axel: Oh, for the love of...this is the third time this has happened! *sigh* *casts a phoenix down* Roxas: Whoa! What happened? *slips and dies again* Axel: Oh screw this! |
