Kingdom Hearts 2 humor thread
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*warning:if you are easily offended then it's best for you not to come here. We are doing this for fun and humor and best of all we don't mean what we say* I'll start as an example... Sora: To hell with those black things your wearing! *rips off Axel's robe* Axel: EeeekK!! *slaps Sora on the cheek* Pervert! *waves his hair around* Hmph! Men... Now you try. |
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Sephiroth when we fight him: Sephiroth: Show me your strength... *the next second* Sephiroth: That's enough... *attacks with the 1 hit kill blow* Well, that really happens in the game and to me, that's a joke... He told us to show our strength then before we can even move he intended to end the fight?? WTF... |
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so true as soon as he says his line its like a 7 hit combo i 1sec then leave u low on health u try to heal then blam slash to the face and its over and lol about axel and sora thats funny |
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Mm... All Nobodies have the name of the real person with anagram and an addition X right? (Sora - Roxas, Ansem - Xemnas) So, i've been thinking... why not Ansem - Sexman? |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-08 03:04:05
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lol....sexman... i laughed so hard, i almost had a heart attack...... that was a good one,i got to give you credit for that one.... |
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The part where Sephiroth fights against Cloud After you fought him.... Tifa:I'll give you my light Cloud!!! Cloud:Thank you but i ask you are you a Virgin?? Sephiroth:Enough with the crap!!!!! Sora,Goofy,Donald: O_O |
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u guys hav good imagination..more more pls..can't wait to laugh~ |
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I got one more!!!! Aerith:Sora here Leon wants you to have this!!!*gives him a card* Sora:O_O I-It-Its a Rare Pokemon CARD!!!!!!! Donald:Lemme SEE!!!!! Goofy:NO Let me see!!!! Card:*tears* Sora:O_O |
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playing pokemon card? lol xD |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-05-08 11:24:46
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Hey, did this glitch ever happened to you guys? Sephiroth getting stuck on the wall after he jumps. He won't get off the wall until you hit him. |
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Hmmmm yeah sometimes Sephiroth:Im Spiderman MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA*spiderman's theme song starts playing* Sora:*hits Sephiroth* Sephiroth:You B(....)!!!!!!!!*uses combo on Sora* |
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watch your heart itachix...-_- Nala: You saw Scar's ghost right, sora? Now Simba doesn't seem to try to do anything about this problem... maybe he really is not ready to be a king? Sora heads to the King's Den and finds Simba there flipping a phonebook... Sora: Simba! What the hell are you doing with the phonebook? If you have a time to look for girl's numbers why don't you get your ass out there and give this ghost some whooping? Come on let's do it together! Simba: Oh shut up, can't you see i'm trying to find the ghostbusters number here?! |
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So, i've been thinking... why not Ansem - Sexman? Actually it's Mansex. It's a fact, I think this was based on the japanese version, i dunno >.> but they said this was actually Ansem's "X" name. Axel: How come the Organization members have their true names except me! What's mine? Ale? |
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Mansex?? I didn't know that... But... How does his name written in the japanese version? Is it with katakana or alphabet? If they just anagram the katakana version name of Ansem, then the name mansex can't be made... But then Xemnas is not possible either... |
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Actaully some of the Japanese Pronouce him as Xemnas(Zemnasu) So they somehow can translate it |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-10 01:26:36
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sexman was funny....... ....mansex is kind of disturbing.... |
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Mansex?? I didn't know that... But... How does his name written in the japanese version? Is it with katakana or alphabet? >.< I'm not sure if they're joking, since the guys from the forums are crack-heads. please go in-topic. mansex/sexman is getting old >.< |
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OMG I totaly salute all of you! You guys hate KH too? I hate Kingdom Hearts with an undieing passion. Oooh Passion. I do like the songs though! They are pretty good. But jsut it is WAY over rated. Just like spoons. Okay lemme try...(I'm not very creative so jsut bear with me okay?) Sora: GAWD Kairi was kidnapped again? Donald: Yes Sora now go fricken save her. Goofy: Gawrsh! Sora: Doncha think she'd learn though to like, save herself? Goofy: Gawrsh! (Again Christ that is like all he says!) Donald: Y- Goofy: Gawrsh! Donald: STFU GOOFY! I was acutally making fun of KH2 last night. I really pissed my friend off.
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^ No, we (or I) don't hate KH2, as the author of the topic, I was just thinking of some regular spoofs that wish to come out from my brain, and thought if people could do it too. And I probably think you don't hate it too...as the fact from your signature, that line came from the song Clean And Simple, OP theme from kH1. *back to topic* Sora: "I, uh, like to drink beer, everyone. Hi, nice to meet you." Riku: "Shut up, Sora, why are talking inside the bathroom?" Sora: "......" |