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well it does...BFG originally stood for "Biological Fluctuation Gun" but the innitials B,F,G, made everyone think that it stood for Big F***ing Gun, and the name stuck...interesting tidbit of gaming history for you all. and rin, um, i FINALLY got a chance to read that manual thing you sent me...i can see what you meant, but its not really the same as my situation, but thank you anyways...it was actually quite interesting  |
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Critic, Ranger comes home about 9:00PST this evening he's teaching a trail safety class tonight. We are GMT-8 and I'll tell him you are looking for him, May I give him a message? He's easy to recognize when he comes in and usually sits in the corner over there (points) drinking Black holes. (A pint of Guinness and a shot of tequila). This should be fun.   |
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For me there is no option of weather to go to college or not, seeing as how I already have 75% of it paid for. Plus being an aerospace engineer really does require a college degree. Rukia, sleepless nights are ok if they work out, there's nothing more frustrating than have an all-nighter and still have stuff to do. roq, I find that if you not do anything, but what your are supposed to do it only takes once for the slackers to pick up the work. That is saying that you can afford the loss in grades. If not then you should just drop the group outright. See how they can do it alone or just without you. Or if you really want to get back at them charge them for each word they were supposed to write, that'll get their attention. You guys don't need to thank me for my jokes I do it just as much for me as you. One day a man goes into a restaurant. The waiter seats him at an empty table. As the man sat down he knocked a spoon off the table with his elbow. The waiter picked up the spoon, and immediately replaced it with a new one out of his pocket. The man thanks the waiter, and asks him how come he knew that was going to happen. The waiter responded that 18% of all customers drop their spoon, so it saves the waiters time to bring a few spoons with them. After the man has completed his meal, he was paying the waiter, and noticed that there was a string hanging out of his fly. He told the waiter that he had a string coming out of his fly. The waiter said that all waiters tie a knot on their penis with a string, and they pull on it when they want to urinate so they don't get their hands wet, so that they can leave the bathroom without cleaning their hands, which saves time. The man asked him how he gets his penis back into his pants. He replies I'm not sure about the other waiters but I use the spoon. |
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just another day, frustruated as always, im feeling really down, im just waiting, waiting for my day to come. all this time i been looking, hoping there would be something more to life than this, but i have found nothing. im tired of searching, so i sit and wait. |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-10 19:32:36
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The moral of Dirty (dirty also describes the joke :P) Ninja's joke: Never use a waiter's spoon. And ROQ, Dirty Ninja is right about getting the others to work; just let them do it. And yeah, college is important, but it doesn't mean that I'm sure I wanna go through with it... And thanks for letting me know where Ranger sits, Rin!! *makes a bomb and plants it over there*  |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My first day of school started today-ahh!!! 1ST PERIOD Good ol' art. I took art club last semester so I already knew the teacher,and one of my friends from middle school was in my class(last semester everybody in my classes were strangers so I had a very "quiet" semester. My brother (with gendou alias WINGS) is in that class learning to do visual art desing(game stuff) so I can bother him for help whenever I need it. As far as my day went,this was the best class. 2ND PERIOD Of crap,math. My teacher was notorious for being very hard on students!!! I know her son(in 8th grade,i'm now a freshmen) and I told him I had his mom for Math. All he said was "sorry" so I knew I was hopeless lost. Right off she made us take a pretest-got about say......all of them wrong. Never made a C on any class,but this may be the first. 3RD PERIOD Psychology,yay!!! Our teacher is pretty cool in this class and I think I will have a good time. Today we took and IQ test.(I scored 120-above average) We talked about how teachers act differently to smarter students,like explaining examples more often without resent then with less high scoring students. We also touched on Multiple Personalities. 4TH PERIOD Adv.Physical Science. Oh jeez,I suck at science. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. At least my teacher seems nice. I'll probably be spending more time on the physics thread for now on. The day was mostly boring and I got the case of the heeby-jibbes at first. |
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You have psychology and your a freshmen, wow and I thought my school had a lot to offer. I would have to take an intro course and then take 2 semesters of another intro type. Just not worth it in my opinion.I don't like art as much, but I would love to have your schedule though. Adv. Physical science is insanely easy in comparison to Adv. Bio, or at least in my personal experience. Although it may be because I knew the entire physical science curriculum before I took the class. I know very little if anything on Bio. Oh, and what kind of math are we talking about here? I'm guessing something advanced based on your other classes. You have no idea how lucky you are at this point be glad you have those kinds of classes that early in life. Oh yea, glad to see that your in the 120 and above club. I was tested a while ago and got ~140, but that was a long time ago and I forget the actual number. That and IQ tests lose their accuracy after 120, and anything over 180 is completely inaccurate. |
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by desertranger
on 2006-01-10 21:06:50 (edited 2006-01-11 05:48:11)
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The Narrator wrote. "The door slams open in in He walks. Looking around he walks to his table where a Black hole is swirling in the surface. Sitting down Sachiels bomb goes off." "Gotta stop eating green chili burritos for breakfast". "Anybody walks in drinking a sweetwater like whiskey either want's something or has a challenge". Knocks back a shot of Tres Mujeres tequila chased by a Guinness. *Shouts* "Another black hole". |
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*whips hands, performs jutsu, dodges worm hole* Sort of a side talent. I was informed some 'person' can blow up mobile suits. I just couldn't contain my curiosity. As for the wiskey, usually I chug this stuff, but I forgot my immense iron mug which I also bludgen my enemies with. *goes back out, returns with mug* that's better. Now, about this ms thing...  |
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MS thing? Lessee, ya, I guess I have a few MS kills; 21 Savages, 13 M9s, 3 Venoms and the Arbalest. Oh yeah, and a pair of Gundam GAT-01 Strike Daggers at the Battle of Puerto Panama, tough bastards. Yeah... I can do that for ya, no prob. Gonna cost ya though, which one do you want shot down? Sashiba-11, the Lady Rin, on patrol.  Â Â One other thing, you don't dodge a black hole you drink it. |
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LOL!! I love the Lady Rin... It looks funny with the kawaii little girls all over it ^_^ And you guys might have to get started in another thread if this is gonna keep on going ^_~ Hey Kotuso, science is cool! If you learn more about light and gravity, post in my thread~! |
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On the worm hole thing, my bad. *inspects odd drink* You taken pathetic small fries... what do you fight with? |
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i come home from school thinking "well im ready to see if i can help with some problems..." and you guys are talking about spacial distortions and odd beverages. its ok, ketsuki, we all have those kinds of days...(me and you more than others, it seems) you just have to push through it. even though we are all pawns in God's game of chance...never forget, pawns can kill things. |
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Hello everyone! Thanks for the advice on the project. Sadly, it's far too late to change anything... Great Joke dirtyninja-san! Worm holes...are...holey...and wormy...like a worm hole or something... Science has always been my fave subject, which is why I'm taking chemistry now. Oh well, see ya! |
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by desertranger
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Critic asked, "what do you fight with"? the Grumman F-14D Tomcat and firing the AIM-54G Phoenix ADCAP air-air missile The original fight took place on another anime forum. Sorry Critic, the Gundams, even with a buster rifle, are hopelessly outclassed. Follow this link for the proof. |
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Ranger, F-14, good choice, and if I say so my favorite plane to ever be made. One of the coolest as well, and as far as I can remember the only successful "swing-wing" or "variable geometry" aircraft to be made by the US, that alone makes it unique. I couldn't tell, but I'm guessing the armament was Phoenix, and sidewinder air-air missiles and some others on the other side, but I can't make those out. Is it an A or D variant, I assume it's a D, but I can't be sure. Oh well I could rant on and on about it, but that wont get us anywhere. PS: Darn aswered my question while I was typing. Anyway... back to the thread. Nightmare and Ketsuki, I have days just lik you guys and get the felling that most people do. It's just that they don't let it out all the time, which is unhealthy. Once again (until I run out) jokes for the people by the people. A man's dog gets hit by a car, so he takes the dog to the vet, he says to the vet, my dog got hit by a car, and I think he's dead, but I just need a second opinion. So the vet checks out the dog and say's well sir I'm afraid that your dog is dead. Well the man didn't want to hear that, so he asked for another opinion. So the vet sends in a cat, and the cat makes a complete circle around the dog snuffing, it then jumps off the table screeching and raced out the door. The vet says see, even the cat knows that your dog is dead. Well, the man still wanted another opinion. So the vet sends in a lab dog, the dog snuffs his way around the dog and runs off yelping. So now the man is quite convinced that his dog is dead, so he turns to the vet and asked well, How much do I owe ya? The vet replies, that will be eight hundred and fifty dollars. The man says wow! That's a little steep ain't it? The vet says, well fifty of the bill is my fee, the other eight hundred is for the cat scan and lab work! |
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another good one from dirtyninja...i'm just wondering,where you get all those ideas for your jokes from :/ |
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at the risk of sounding foolish, im not going to say my favrite aircraft...im much more of an army guy...my dad is the flyboy of our family...well actually air trafic control for b-52's and stuff. he likes to tell me stories. im watching Sakiano now...wow im only 3 episodes in and its already the saddest anime ive ever seen. |
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Ah-hah-hah... "cat" scan... ('Twas a pun) And another good joke by dirtyninja~ (<-- unneeded text) Hey Nightmare, is Sakiano really so sad? I might watch that... ^_^ And what did you think of Air? It might've been too bright and colorful for you... |
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by lil_ro_boi
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*sobs* y does mah lvl keep goin down???i dun fink i did anifin wrong did i??? T-T sachiel...wanna gimme some merit pointz??? ^^ 
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