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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 15:32:55 |
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SRY, late for my work...just got from school >< kool i got a job. well, Sachiel, sir, if u wish to rest, i'll take it from here (hope i can handle it :P). I will carry out my duty faithfully *salute*  |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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TIE_Defender2nd
on 2006-01-13 16:12:37 (edited 2006-01-13 16:12:51)
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euh? nobody here? well then ...*playing "X-wing alliance"*...ah ha ha ha.. mover over X-wing; no way ur pesky snubfighters are match against my TIE Defender... BTW i have 300 proton torpedoes....i mean mops in the storage, so no prob of mop shortage for now... |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-13 17:12:51 (edited 2006-01-13 17:13:49)
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I....I....I didnt get the job!!! aww that Root Beer incident...that was what did it....had to have been...man...again...everytime....wait...barkeep? Can I can I can I? And I PROMISE to not have another thing like that happen. Can I plz get this one? And TIE, can I call u TIE? Congrats(lucky....words I can not say...lolz...jk) but... Congrats 
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 17:34:36 |
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^^ tnx Sero.. hope u can get job too :D btw, sure u can call me TIE, (or Twin Ion Engine lol) |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 17:45:42 |
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First off, I picked psoplayer because she's very cheerful and she seems to know what I want for the bar, that's why I picked her. As for you S r, that is your name, right? I'll make you barkeep, and I won't hold the rootbeer thing over your head. Just don't do that again. That's it, all the positions are filled, have fun all and enfoy. Rounds of beer for everyone! *beer pops up in front of everyone* Oh, and for the local bouncer, here's a list of jutsus you are to use when you need them...  |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 17:51:14 |
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1: Sobering Jutsu (sobers a drunk) 2: Super Sobering Jutsu (sobers a drunk and cleans any mess he makes) 3: Place Putting Jutsu (arms a foam grenade that will explode if someone acts up for the next time) 4: Ultimate Bouncer Jutsu (sobers the drunk, cleans any mess, blows up foam grenade under him sending him flying out the door) [only for emergencies] There's you go... There are other jutsus, but they're reserved for me and the Co-Manager... |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 17:52:29 |
| *muffled explosion, walks out of closet* who put 300 proton torpedoes in the closet. *uses shifty eyes, points at TIE* you, be careful, I could've lost a leg or worse yet. Don't worry Sero I'll stop you next time, hate to see the barkeep of a self-serve bar get fired. *Grabs keg-o-rootbeer, drinks all of contents, slams back on couter* Whoops did I drink *hiccup* all *hiccup* of that. *uses TPjitsu on self* Yea for instant sobrieity. *turs to sachiel* Thnks for cleaning the corners, I just washed this thing. *crafts TP diaper, puts it on gendou* there thats better no more half nakedness ok. |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-13 19:44:45
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w00tage!!! I am the barkeep of a self-serve bar........O_o Anyways, seems to be pretty empty tonight right now.... I guess I will clean some cups and some kegs as well. *cleans the cups and kegs* what a mess, I guess I will clean up the bartop as well. *cleans up the bartop* Lets see.....what else.... *makes sure the machines are working fine* Everything seems to be in check so.... *runs over to the game room and starts to play Shin Megami Tensi: Nocturne*
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 20:14:29 |
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I need my wiskey *fills large iron mug with wiskey, chugs wiskey* ahhhh @_@ me happy now... back to business The drinks may pop in front of you, but they don't disappear that easily... plus a barkeep provides an extra pair of eyes to gaurd that foam grenade dispenser |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-13 20:29:18
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yeah, I know that they dont disappear that easy.... Ironic isnt it? That I am the one to help GAURD the machine. LOLZ I will not let you down!!! *takes a mop, yes a mop, and keeps it behind the bar* Just in case someone tries anything.... Oh back to the game since no one else is here... OOP!! wait. *Cleans the iron mug* There....all done....back to the game!! ^_^
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-13 20:34:23
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OH NO OH NO!! My mp3 player went in the washer by accident (and I even checked the pockets in my jeans for it, too! T.T)... But then I found a TOTALLY AWESOME mp3 player on eBay that's about... 3x at least as good as my old one, and best of all it's BLACK. See, even look! Ah, so cool. There's another with a few more features, and even the play/pause button is black, but it's $2 more... and it'll take an extra 2-4 days to get here... But having an extra bass equalizer I know I want, and having an FM radio wouldn't be that bad, either... I must get one, although one's $36 and the other is $38... Two bucks ain't that much difference, so I'm probably gonna get the black with the black button $38 one ^_^ AHA! Problem resolved! Ahh, I was praised for me cleaning skills... Fear me~~ And congrats, barkeep-san Sero! Hey, TIE, you're slacking off! GET TO WORK! *cracks whip* jk, dude, jk ^_^  |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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*gets up on table and starts to dance* Than you thank you. *points to sero* You, it's your turn. Let's see what you've got. |
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on 2006-01-13 20:42:24 |
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*enters bar* What? Someone's dancing? *leaves in a hurry* *blip*  *blip* |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-13 20:42:47 |
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*wakes up from good nap*...HUH? who dares to wake the sleeping TIE fighter pilot?...oh... yes sir, right away! *sweeps the floor diligently* hmm... the stains not comin off well.. better formulate a new detergent... any good suggestion? Mine = Mr.Clean + vinegar + Sodium bicarbonate + lemon juice + ...caffine? lol gonna hyper those enzymes, hehe... |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-14 00:06:36 (edited 2006-01-14 00:09:15)
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I....I....I...have to WHAT!!!!? That wasnt in the job discription.... well, I guess I could try it..... *goes to the dance floor* Ah-hem....  there and now Sachiel is next....hehe
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-14 00:10:23 (edited 2006-01-14 00:14:45)
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*throws mop at Sero again* *Sero flies off of the dance floor* *steps up to the dance floor in place of Sero* And... *collapses* ...How'd you know I was gonna post? |
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~quietly walks into the bar, surveying everyone and wondering what on earth had been happening for just a matter of time~ Hmm... any noypis out there? o.O ~then finds a seat on the far end of the room, apparently away from everyone's mess~ |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-14 00:35:02
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I can FLY!!!!! UH-OH....OW!!! *Goes head first into foam machine* *two grenades fly out towards the fan* *One ricochets to one corner of the bar and explodes* *The other one ricochets to the other corner and explodes* *Gets up....rubs head....and looks around* Ow...oh no...um...Sachiel....TIE....
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-01-14 00:35:12 |
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-sits beside rukia-san- hi!guess what?im a noypi!!!^^ -orders a drink from the bar tender- gimme milk...lol 
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-14 00:38:26 (edited 2006-01-14 00:39:27)
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Oh...milk is it? *walks through all the foam and slips* *Milk goes all over Kino* Im so sorry!!! I will get you another one...
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