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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by desertranger on 2006-01-13 06:06:14
*Walks in*

Coffee, lots of it and iot had better not be starbucks.

I wanna play but don't really feel up to it right now.


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Jomunga on 2006-01-13 02:54:58
Random thought: Its amazing how Ranger can enter a roleplay bar and act out the role of himself naturally.

*Gulps down a mix of melon sake and pizza schnapps

*graps gallon of Mountain Dew
I have a great idea lets make Sachiel pass out from over drinking.
*grabs Sachiel from his janitor duties and and pours Mountain Dew into him.
*hiccup
Any body want some illegal temporary tattoos!
*drinks more booze and gets lost in the bathroom for a half an hour.

WOW! a golden urinal
*unzips and unloads into the band players saxaphone

*wanders onto the blue stage
*hiccup

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Jomunga, juuhachi sai utaemasu!

*Music starts(hatenkou robo dojibiron theme song)

Ichi tasu ichi wa ni, ni tasu ni wa yon, mou hitotsu tashitara Go GO! GO! GOOOOOO! Minna no yuki ga atsumawate, shoutotsu, gattai, hatenkou! TORAAAAA! Uke ichi go, tobe nii go, hashire san go, mokure yon go, utae go gooooooooooo. Kokoro wa hitotsu, sojuseki wa itsusu, matomare, awasero, gamanshiro. HAAAA! HA! HA! HATENGOU ROBO DOJIBIROOOOOOOOON!!!!! FIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAA!

*passes out



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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by TIE_Defender2nd on 2006-01-12 23:40:28
i'll come back tomorrow (gatta sleep)...if i dont get the job then no worries :)


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by overlordsero on 2006-01-12 23:39:59 (edited 2006-01-12 23:44:49)
Well,

Sachiel is going to need help so...

can I be a janitor too?

I will even clean the barrels!!

PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

Light and Dark

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by lil_ro_boi on 2006-01-12 23:34:39
ooo!!! mahm missus can take the dancing position^^
she lieks the dancin where her clothes dissapear^^
but u gotta give her tips^^

i'm guessing she's got the job? |:-]


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by TIE_Defender2nd on 2006-01-12 23:30:26
ohhhh...i wanna buy the mop, mop, mop! pick me, me, me ,me me! my obsession with mops is virtually indescrible :D


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-12 23:16:18 (edited 2006-01-12 23:16:45)
*gets bored and reads engineer's posts*

*smacks engineer in the face to wake him up*

*gives engineer a non-carbonated rootbeer without rootbeer falvoring, mixed with a triple-quadruple-nineteenuple espresso ran through the machine 37 times*

...*concentrates it*

Next time, get it yourself :P

And a non-taken position would be...

A: Dancer to take up the unused dancing space
B: Cup-cleaner (or in your case barrel cleaner ^_~)
C: Another janitor would be nice ^_^
D: You could be that dude that buys me more mops when they break


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-01-12 23:07:55
Okitstimeforbedgoodnighteveryone

*falls asleep*

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by overlordsero on 2006-01-12 23:05:34
*Trips over the mop Sachiel throws out*

*And goes FACE FIRST into a wall and slides down*

OWY!!!

Huh? What happened? Where am I? Why am I covered in Root Beer?
OH NO!!! Did it happen AGAIN!!!! Man....I hope there is still an opening...man...crap...I probably blew it....aww..man...

Okay engineer, you can have the rest of my Root Beer.

*Gives him 3 barrels full*

So.....are there any postions left at all?

Light and Dark

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-01-12 22:59:01 (edited 2006-01-12 22:59:32)
rootbeerilikerootbeergimmearootbeerbutholdthecarbonatedwaterand
rootbeerflavouringandmixitwithatriplenoquadruplenonineteenupleshot
espressoand
runitthroughthemachiene37timesthenconcentrateitintoasuppositorycuz
franklymythroatneedsabreak

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-12 22:58:19 (edited 2006-01-12 23:03:54)
*throws mop in front of Sero*

STOP! NOOOOOO000000ooooo...!


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by overlordsero on 2006-01-12 22:54:39
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeh..........heheheh....hehehehe...hehehe...
*TWITCH TWITCH*

More......Root.....Beer.....hehehehe.....

*2 barrels of Root Beer appear on the table*

HEheHEHEEHEHeHEHeEHehhEHEHEHeHHEEHEHehEHEHehEHEHehEHHeHHeheHEEHEH!!!!!!

*Chugs BOTH of them*

Hiyshowrualltoday!!Iamfine!!IlikeRootBeerhowboutu?!!MOREROOTBEER!!!!

*5 barrels appear and MANY cups*

SHARE!!!MESHAREROOTBEERWITHEVERYONE!!!!!!!!

*Starts handing out glasses full of Root Beer*

HEHEHheheheheEHehheeHehheheehhEheheheH........*TWITCH TWITCH*

ILIKEROOTBEERHOWBOUTYOU?
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

*Goes over to the stage and starts singing....um...Reckless Fire...yeah Reckless Fire(good song)*

*Finishes song and then....and then...no...no dont do it!!!*

HEheehHEhehahehehEHehhEhE.....

*Dashes for the mystery foam dispenser*

Light and Dark

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-01-12 22:51:31 (edited 2006-01-12 22:52:05)
WHATwhoneedssleepsureihaventsleptintwodaysbutitsbecauseofinsomnianotthe
caffienenowgivemeabagofsugarandareallybigspoonOKscratchthespoonjust
stickafunnelinmymouthandpouritdownmythroatandandgetmeaneedlewith
80ccsofrawcaffieneonthedouble

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-12 22:46:46 (edited 2006-01-12 22:47:05)
Ah, I see... *puts a very cleverly hidden washcloth inside engineer's cup filled with chlorofoam*

Say, engineer... Don't that drink in your cup look mighty fine?

(psoplayer, I think we got him)

Remember this everyone, although flying 50 beers down your throat is easy, it sure does get in the way later!


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by psoplayer on 2006-01-12 22:42:51
NOOOOOOOOOOO..... No more caffiene for the engineer. That is altogether enough.
*Snatches bag away from the already convulsing engineer*
(*psst, leans over to Sachiel* I'm trying to get him to drink himself to sleep. That way we can deal with him.)


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by overlordsero on 2006-01-12 22:39:48
*walks in*
Hiyas everyone!!!

Are there any postions that need to be filled?

And um....im not 21 so I think I will have some Root Beer

*Barrel full of Root Beer appears in front of me, it goes "POOF!", even has smoke effect too!*

AWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes the barrel and sets it on a table*

Oh if ya need me I will be over here

*Starts drinking the barrel of Root Beer and FINISHES it*

Hehehehehe....heheheh...heeh..hehehehehe....hehehehhee...hheheeh..hehehehehehehehe...hehehe.hehehe.ehehehe......heheheeh.....hehehehe...
*TWITCH TWITCH*

Light and Dark

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-12 22:37:32
*sighs*
Only been a few hours, and this place is a mess already!

*cleans up the watered down barf*
*removes all foam*
*sweeps up shredded bits of bikers*
*cleans up more barf*
*wipes up all of the corners ^_~*
*gives engineer a 70 pound bag of raw caffeine*
*cleans up toilet paper*
*wipes down te extra supported ceiling fan for future purposes*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by psoplayer on 2006-01-12 22:14:18
*sets a pint down in front of engineer and handcuffs him to the chair*
Now, see how many of these it takes to knock you out!

As to resumes... Hm...
Once I worked in fast food. That doesn't do me much good at a bar where the drinks just pop up on their own though.
Oh yeah, I've had to deal with an alcoholic brother for a while. That's got to count for something, working at a bar.
I got a degree from MIT in nuclear science once, but the pay for those kind of jobs didn't agree with me, so that's why I ended up hanging around here.
Hmmm... what else?...
*gets distracted by the still half naked Gendou pole dancing with the blue bar*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by gendou on 2006-01-12 21:52:31 (edited 2006-01-12 22:41:40)
If you have Firefox, you can see that flying is easy.










Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by desertranger on 2006-01-12 20:52:21
Can't do that Critic. follow me to the depressin thread and I'll tell you why or you can search the Gendou forums, it's all here.


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