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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-12 22:46:46 (edited 2006-01-12 22:47:05)
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Ah, I see... *puts a very cleverly hidden washcloth inside engineer's cup filled with chlorofoam* Say, engineer... Don't that drink in your cup look mighty fine? (psoplayer, I think we got him) Remember this everyone, although flying 50 beers down your throat is easy, it sure does get in the way later!  |
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WHATwhoneedssleepsureihaventsleptintwodaysbutitsbecauseofinsomnianotthe caffienenowgivemeabagofsugarandareallybigspoonOKscratchthespoonjust stickafunnelinmymouthandpouritdownmythroatandandgetmeaneedlewith 80ccsofrawcaffieneonthedouble
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-12 22:54:39
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeh..........heheheh....hehehehe...hehehe... *TWITCH TWITCH* More......Root.....Beer.....hehehehe..... *2 barrels of Root Beer appear on the table* HEheHEHEEHEHeHEHeEHehhEHEHEHeHHEEHEHehEHEHehEHEHehEHHeHHeheHEEHEH!!!!!! *Chugs BOTH of them* Hiyshowrualltoday!!Iamfine!!IlikeRootBeerhowboutu?!!MOREROOTBEER!!!! *5 barrels appear and MANY cups* SHARE!!!MESHAREROOTBEERWITHEVERYONE!!!!!!!! *Starts handing out glasses full of Root Beer* HEHEHheheheheEHehheeHehheheehhEheheheH........*TWITCH TWITCH* ILIKEROOTBEERHOWBOUTYOU? LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!! *Goes over to the stage and starts singing....um...Reckless Fire...yeah Reckless Fire(good song)* *Finishes song and then....and then...no...no dont do it!!!* HEheehHEhehahehehEHehhEhE..... *Dashes for the mystery foam dispenser* 
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-12 22:58:19 (edited 2006-01-12 23:03:54)
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*throws mop in front of Sero* STOP! NOOOOOO000000ooooo...! |
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rootbeerilikerootbeergimmearootbeerbutholdthecarbonatedwaterand rootbeerflavouringandmixitwithatriplenoquadruplenonineteenupleshot espressoand runitthroughthemachiene37timesthenconcentrateitintoasuppositorycuz franklymythroatneedsabreak
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-12 23:05:34
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*Trips over the mop Sachiel throws out* *And goes FACE FIRST into a wall and slides down* OWY!!! Huh? What happened? Where am I? Why am I covered in Root Beer? OH NO!!! Did it happen AGAIN!!!! Man....I hope there is still an opening...man...crap...I probably blew it....aww..man... Okay engineer, you can have the rest of my Root Beer. *Gives him 3 barrels full* So.....are there any postions left at all?
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Okitstimeforbedgoodnighteveryone *falls asleep*
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-12 23:16:18 (edited 2006-01-12 23:16:45)
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*gets bored and reads engineer's posts* *smacks engineer in the face to wake him up* *gives engineer a non-carbonated rootbeer without rootbeer falvoring, mixed with a triple-quadruple-nineteenuple espresso ran through the machine 37 times* ...*concentrates it* Next time, get it yourself :P And a non-taken position would be... A: Dancer to take up the unused dancing space B: Cup-cleaner (or in your case barrel cleaner ^_~) C: Another janitor would be nice ^_^ D: You could be that dude that buys me more mops when they break |
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ohhhh...i wanna buy the mop, mop, mop! pick me, me, me ,me me! my obsession with mops is virtually indescrible :D  |
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by lil_ro_boi
on 2006-01-12 23:34:39
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ooo!!! mahm missus can take the dancing position^^ she lieks the dancin where her clothes dissapear^^ but u gotta give her tips^^ i'm guessing she's got the job? |:-] 
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-12 23:39:59 (edited 2006-01-12 23:44:49)
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Well, Sachiel is going to need help so... can I be a janitor too? I will even clean the barrels!! PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
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on 2006-01-12 23:40:28 |
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i'll come back tomorrow (gatta sleep)...if i dont get the job then no worries :) |
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Random thought: Its amazing how Ranger can enter a roleplay bar and act out the role of himself naturally. *Gulps down a mix of melon sake and pizza schnapps *graps gallon of Mountain Dew I have a great idea lets make Sachiel pass out from over drinking. *grabs Sachiel from his janitor duties and and pours Mountain Dew into him. *hiccup Any body want some illegal temporary tattoos! *drinks more booze and gets lost in the bathroom for a half an hour. WOW! a golden urinal *unzips and unloads into the band players saxaphone *wanders onto the blue stage *hiccup   Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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by desertranger
on 2006-01-13 06:06:14
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*Walks in* Coffee, lots of it and iot had better not be starbucks. I wanna play but don't really feel up to it right now.  |
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on 2006-01-13 07:19:22 |
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*Strolls into the game room *Looks around... *Spots a gamecube *Looks inside *Finds Super Smash Bros. Meele inside! *Emits a squeal of joy and turns it on to begin playing* |
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on 2006-01-13 08:07:30 |
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I've been gone a few hours and oi. OOOOOk, these are the positions that are open... Co-Manager, you'd answer to me and everyone else would answer to you 2nd janitor, you'd answer to Sacheil Now I'm going to close a position, psoplayer, you're my Co-Manager, congrats! I picked you cause you look happy, just don't take crap off anybody and you'll do fine. And TIE defender2nd, I'll let you be the second janitor. You can also go and buy the mops when they break. There's only one more position, barkeep, anybody want it?  |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-13 11:54:04
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*passes out from over-use of Mountain Dew* *wakes up in the hospital* *rips out the IV and other monitering objects and dashes for the nearest internet-capable computer, downloads Halo 2 music, and goes to gendou.com* So Tie Defender's gonna be the sub-janitor...? *plays Gamecube with psoplayer, uses Marth (in black, of course) and owns psoplayer* *cleans up mess of Mountain Dew* Ranger, get it yourself >_< *cleans up the dude's saxophone* *removes stoned_azn's dancing missus* I elect Sero for barkeeper!! Not a very important job, but he could at least serve Ranger ^_~ *challenges psoplayer to a game of Metroid Prime 2, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Super Monkey Ball 2, and some other games* And last, but not least: *unplugs everyone's ears from Jomunga's horrible drunken singing* |
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on 2006-01-13 13:09:51 |
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*Switches characters from Jigglypuff to Pikachu and shows Sachiel what it's all about* Now that that's over with... *Grabs Mario Kart* |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-13 13:42:56
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If you're gonna play Mario Kart, then here's the way to do it: *serves up Mountain Dew, root beer, SoBe, or any other sugary and/or caffeinated drink* *stays up really late* *invites others to play* *sets items to frantic* AHA! Now, fear the cool combo of Toadette and Diddy Kong! |
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Crud.........my karts is stuck on reverse not forward. I KEEP ON DRIVING INTO MY OWN BANANAS!!!>_< Gahhh!!! *sets bananna behind car* *car goes in reverse* *loses control of kart* |