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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 13:20:01 |
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Takin the Place of jomunga? how is that? how can that be? Is confusing... XP   |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 13:07:43 |
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dunno you tell me....i am clueless here....i am takin the place of jomunga? i dont get it 
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 12:58:33 |
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*walks inside the bar, look around, and sees Moonstone* Hi Moonstone, long time no see, where have you been? *Sits and order a soda* |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 12:48:01 |
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what was jomunga`s role here? i sorta....sense evilness here....
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 12:40:26 |
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Yup... *slams a button, fan starts to spin* *wields massive iron mug, chugs whiskey, slams mug on the bar, shaking the whole place* ... This is my job, and I like it. Critic's Bar is goin strong and will always be here for those who simply wish to have a good time. ... ... Welp, that was heroic... *goes off and chugs whiskey* ... Good stuff...  |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 12:34:53 (edited 2006-12-16 12:35:15)
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*while hanging* eh? Jomunga?
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on 2006-12-16 12:32:04 |
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... Actually, that's the janitor's job when he's around now... Yes... but at the same time... *whips hands* I have not forgetten my jutsu of pure pwnage... Super Secret Embarassment Jutsu! *moonstone appears hanging from the ceiling fan in heart-decorated boxers, presses the reset button, wall is repaired* I also pwn the punks who destroy the bar for no good reason... Congrats moonie, until he returns, you're the bar's new Jomunga ^_\\ |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 12:27:24 (edited 2006-12-16 12:27:49)
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cause you have to fix the damage we do :D *destroys part of the wall* :D
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on 2006-12-16 12:24:16 |
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... Why? |
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on 2006-12-16 12:00:36 |
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i pity you critic.....
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on 2006-12-16 11:49:04 |
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Rather self-abusive, aren't we? *sighs, fixes the damage from the lightning* |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 11:44:31 (edited 2006-12-16 12:03:03)
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*comes out of the bathroom* I was given a vodka tainted water...why? *walks like a Nazi, a random lightning bolt hits Dark, Dark puffs out a couple smokes, has a cup of tea, falls down another random cliff, down to a cactus, next to an angry cactuar, cactuar does 1000 needle strike, Dark screams in pain, a random rope catches the cactuar and Dark and the both fall down a waterfall* Dark: Don't tell me...we're headed towards a HUGE waterfal... *cactuar nods* Dark: Sharp rocks at the bottom? *Again cactuar nods head* Dark: Bring it on... BOOOOOYAAAAHAHAHAAA!!! *down into a house, out the other side, and down another cliff into the Vortex of DOOM!!!* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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on 2006-12-16 11:38:24 |
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*while sipping his coke* - there are cliffs in this bar? *looks around* ..........what did you drink dark mousy? :P
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on 2006-12-16 11:34:37 |
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*rolls over and falls off a random cliff* BONZAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 08:25:18 |
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*grin more* Finally...time to get my revenge ! *see evil loooking door at the corner of the room, the closet* I'll go to collect the neccesarry weapon....   |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 08:09:55 |
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The janitor position is officially filled... |
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on 2006-12-16 06:34:38 |
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*walks in...see the job vacancy list at the window* Critic ! I'll take the postition as a janitor ! I want to clean that EBIL closet ! *evil grin* |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-12-16 06:03:35 (edited 2006-12-16 06:14:21)
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Welcome, Revelation. Make yourself at home, and whatever you want, it pops up in front of you for free. You can ask anyways, our staff will help you. *drinks the rest of the expresso* ... nice... Okay, now for some news... Due to little or no activity of official staff here, Critic's Bar is now hiring. The positions are Barkeep and Janitor. The position of Co-manager is also still availiable. Janitor: There is some stuff to do. If the bar is set aflame, put the flame out. If there are any mosters where they shouldn't be, you have permission to beat the crap out of them. Maintain Critic's Bar facilities so they can accomodate the patrons. As always, be friendly and curtious. Barkeep: Simple. If you're around, and someone asks for a drink, serve them. Must have cheery personality... Co-Manager: Same as before. Help run the bar, use the reset button when neccessary, but don't over use it. Must have some experience with the bar. |
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on 2006-12-16 05:03:33
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*first time in Critic's Bar, walks in cautioutly.. spots Lady Maia and Cerestial running around* uhh, a little wild in here eh? can i have a drink, a hard one please? i got demoted at work and i need to get it off my mind. what kind? surprise me. 
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OOOHHH~! I look funny!!! HIHIHIHI~! *runs after cerestial with a french fry marker* IT'S TIME FOR YOU MAKE-UP CERES~! ^_________^ wai~! hihihiihi~! weee~! *run* *run* *run* 
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