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on 2006-01-12 16:54:21 |
*gasp* my brain can't decode such complex message...*falls to the floor*  |
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on 2006-01-12 16:56:36 |
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You know, engineer, I know a jutsu that take care of your problem... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAYY... *gasps for breath* there is more than one person who wants the job of Co-Manager, the choice is yours, but if you want the job, post you resume, if you don't want it, say so. The two applicants are ~ProJeCt KogAnEi~, and psoplayer. The two of you post what you will. Resume or give up, your choice. I await your response...  |
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*wakes us from unconditional daze* Goodness.........whats been goin on? All I remember was foam,vomit,jutsu,and ,well this one is kinda hard to believe,but I remember someone saying stuff really fast and loud with no spaces..........please don't a guy with a hangover.............................. *collapses* |
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on 2006-01-12 18:32:52 |
| *appears suddenly in a foamy corner* Man if it's not dirt it's some other other wierd mess. *steps in a pool of vomit* What the... Oh it's you. *points finger at kotuso* Now for my special TPjitsu. *runs to bathroom, returns to bar. Throws toilet paper at kotuso's head, bounces off and kotuso is miraculalsly sober.* There I dont get paid to sit in a cornewr all day, now let's try and stay sober this time, ok Kotuso, stick to the nonalcholic beverages. Oh and you poking around the blue bar be careful I dont want you to hurt yourself. And somone please keep engineer away from the caffine get him some sleep and a copy of a really boring book. |
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Pssssssssssssst....Dirtyninja.....lets say I have some booze but you write down non-alcholic on a piece of paper and tape it on the bottle...heheheh. OH CRAP YOU'RE THE GUY WHO SAID I SHOULDN'T HAVE ALCHOLIC DRINKS!!!You didn't hear anything......Pssssssssssssssssst..Tiedefender......lets say you write down non-alcoholic on a piece of paper and tape it to a bottle of vodka.........I let you watch engineer as he has a sugar crash.....c'mon. |
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on 2006-01-12 18:53:02 |
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*throws engineer a copy of Moby Dick, locks caffein machine* I don't think it worked, dirtyninja, watch this... *whips hands* Super Sober Jutsu! *bucket of water appears out of nowhere, soaks Kotuso, washes away vomit* I'm getting tired of seeing vomit, not that the janitor isn't doing a good job. If I see vomit again, I am going to show you what that ceiling fan with the extra supports is for. |
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by desertranger
on 2006-01-12 18:56:46
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"Door slams open" Tequila, a triple. *Walks to his favorite table where some bikers are sitting*. YOU are sitting at my table, get out NOW!!! *One bilker tries to make an issue*. *SNAP* You want me to break your other arm. GET OUT NOW!! I hate bikers, they tried to rape Rin once and I damn near killed one. Any biker comse close to Milady is dead. Rin's sick again, this isn't fun tonight.  |
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on 2006-01-12 19:05:08 |
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-__-;;; I will repeat this agian, its a serve yourself bar, and the drinks are on the house. Whatever you want, it just pops right in front of you. And one more thing, don't like bikers, fine, attack a person here in the bar, continue to do so, and I will introduce to my bouncer, comprende... See that ceiling fan up there... *points at ceiling fan with extra supports* You don't wanna know what's that for. *goes over to bikers* you know what he's talking about? *biker: ya, tht was funny* I see, why don't head over to the door... *bikers head over to the door, biker: we'll sit here, but we ain't leavin"* That's fine... *pulls out foam grenade, throws it minus pin, grenade blows and sends bikers flying out the door* Hey desert, you got a problem, come to me. |
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by desertranger
on 2006-01-12 19:10:04 (edited 2006-01-12 19:10:46)
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To Bikers: You were told to leave. You are not wanted, get out. I truly am in a very mean mood today. I'm tired of being hassled by the park rangers, been going on since dec. Got hassled again today, What the fuck do they want form me., They gonna check my permits and certifications each tije I go through the gate they've known me for years. *Tears biker in shreds, sprinkles some on tequila. You think I'm kidding about bikers? Ask Rin. i'm just trying to work off a lot of anger over Rins being sick again, it's not fair. She's too small to go through this agian right now. |
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on 2006-01-12 19:16:22 |
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YIKES....I better be quiet....wish your Lady to get better soon btw |
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on 2006-01-12 19:20:19 (edited 2006-01-12 19:24:28)
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Look, if you're ticked, get anger management, don't cause trouble in here. I perfer people be happy or drunk here, take a load off your shoulders. I don't like guys like that anymore than you do, that's what cops are for, but I am going to put my foot down right now, If I see violence in here again, anger, hate, at all, whoever, I WILL report you. |
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on 2006-01-12 19:34:42 |
| *pice of TP flies out of the corner*, Yay no mess. *foam blob falls from celing*, mother of bar stools, that was close. Hey when you throw those things be careful were they go I could've been smothered in foam. I don't want to go out like that. Hey boss if you want I can keep those bikers out for good, I'll show 'em what happens when you cause trouble in this bar. *rolls TP in hand* Here sir let me pour you a couple more shots, the way you wasted those guys, well you look like you could use a few more. |
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on 2006-01-12 19:37:33 |
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Very good dirtyninja *gives dirtyninja shiny medal* Yes, if they come back, nail em, but I don't think they'll be back as long as SOMEONE doesn't think of them... |
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okivehadenoughcoffeeandsugarnowgetmesomeofthatbeerthathascaffieneinit sothatiwontbetemptedtofallasleepwhenigetdrunkoffofitsothaticanfigure outwhythisgoddamroomwontquitshakingISAIDGIMMEAGODDAMCAFFINATEFBEER GODDAMITlousyserviceinthisherejointishouldheadacrossthestreettothat otherplacewheretheroomdoesntshakesomuchthatsitimleavingactually ichangedmymindsolongasigetmybeerRIGHTNOW
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
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by desertranger
on 2006-01-12 20:52:21
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Can't do that Critic. follow me to the depressin thread and I'll tell you why or you can search the Gendou forums, it's all here. |
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on 2006-01-12 21:52:31 (edited 2006-01-12 22:41:40)
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If you have Firefox, you can see that flying is easy.
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on 2006-01-12 22:14:18 |
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*sets a pint down in front of engineer and handcuffs him to the chair* Now, see how many of these it takes to knock you out! As to resumes... Hm... Once I worked in fast food. That doesn't do me much good at a bar where the drinks just pop up on their own though. Oh yeah, I've had to deal with an alcoholic brother for a while. That's got to count for something, working at a bar. I got a degree from MIT in nuclear science once, but the pay for those kind of jobs didn't agree with me, so that's why I ended up hanging around here. Hmmm... what else?... *gets distracted by the still half naked Gendou pole dancing with the blue bar* |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-12 22:37:32
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*sighs* Only been a few hours, and this place is a mess already! *cleans up the watered down barf* *removes all foam* *sweeps up shredded bits of bikers* *cleans up more barf* *wipes up all of the corners ^_~* *gives engineer a 70 pound bag of raw caffeine* *cleans up toilet paper* *wipes down te extra supported ceiling fan for future purposes*  |
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-12 22:39:48
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*walks in* Hiyas everyone!!! Are there any postions that need to be filled? And um....im not 21 so I think I will have some Root Beer *Barrel full of Root Beer appears in front of me, it goes "POOF!", even has smoke effect too!* AWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!! *Takes the barrel and sets it on a table* Oh if ya need me I will be over here *Starts drinking the barrel of Root Beer and FINISHES it* Hehehehehe....heheheh...heeh..hehehehehe....hehehehhee...hheheeh..hehehehehehehehe...hehehe.hehehe.ehehehe......heheheeh.....hehehehe... *TWITCH TWITCH* 
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on 2006-01-12 22:42:51 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOO..... No more caffiene for the engineer. That is altogether enough. *Snatches bag away from the already convulsing engineer* (*psst, leans over to Sachiel* I'm trying to get him to drink himself to sleep. That way we can deal with him.) |