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Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by dudung on 2006-05-30 01:39:08

kz nmn aq binoto....ewn kba..eva tlga sex appeal koh...!! ~GMA ^__^ ~rin gling...! nice speech...pwde na tumakboh brgy tanod...hihi jowk~^v^

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by deejay_09 on 2006-05-30 01:40:22

@ maia wla na po ba c james?

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 02:00:27

~message from the e-maiL IF NOAH WAS A FILIPINO... It is the year 2003 and Noah lives in the PHILIPPINES. The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark." In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark."Remember," said the Lord,"You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year." Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?" "Lord please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best but there were big problems. First, I had to get a Mayor's permit for construction and your plans "did not comply with the codes". I had to hire their "engineering firm" and "redraw" the plans. Then I got into a fight with Municipal Fire Safety Inspector over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system and extinguishers. Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a permit from the municipal planning office. I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Monkey- Eating Eagle. I finally convinced the DENR that I needed the wood to save the eagles. However, the DENR won't let me catch any eagles. So, no eagles. The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the KMU. Now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no eagles. When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the DENR again notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact assessment on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the universe. Then the DPWH demanded a map of the areas to be covered by the proposed flood. I sent them.....a globe. Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the DOLE that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard! The BIR has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the BIR that I owe some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a "recreational water craft." The NBI and ISAFP each wanted a piece of the action alleging that the Ark would be used by the Magdalo soldiers to escape. The PNP on the other hand insists that Al-Ghozi might use the Ark to flee to Indonesia. Malacanang sees the opportunity to use the Ark for GMA's Strong Republic Nautical Highway presidential campaign sorties. Finally the Senate got the courts to issue a TRO against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event and therefore unconstitutional. I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another 10 or 16 years!" Noah wailed. The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?" "No," said the Lord sadly. ......"The government is already doing that." uhmmm... tagaL na nito. kung napapansin niyo, 2003 pa 'toh ^^'          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 02:03:41

politics and issues ba topic dito????

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by dudung on 2006-05-30 02:12:24

~rin huh? sree dko mxdo bnsa eh...haabaaa.. ^___^ sa ngyon wla tlga pakung lam kng anu ngyyare sa sabog na govt d2 sa pinas...ndi kna mxdo pnapanud mga news..pwera nlng pg feature nla c pacqiao...ayko nang tingnan mxdo news dhl..shet nyymot lng aq,,prti problema..rally,,nkaw2 sa govt pti mga suwaing puulis...

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 02:19:59

sa totoo Lang, hindi ko rin yun binasa~ ^^ hindi ko rin aLam anong nakasuLat dun.. mwajajaja XP tsaka hindi kxe un gaLing sa aking maiL ehh.. hehe XD mag-share na Lang ako ng pic sa pLace dito sa Davao~♥          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by Lady Maia on 2006-05-30 02:27:23 (edited 2006-05-30 02:28:09)

@rin: atenean family may-ari niyan diba? wait lang... rin anong section mo nung grade 2 ka? answer me! lol (may conection to sa pic mo ^^) @dustin: hehehe wala na ata siya... don't worry... babalik rin iyan hahahaha *insert epic picture here*

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by dudung on 2006-05-30 02:30:19 (edited 2006-05-30 02:31:36)

pls...chnage the topik nah....nd mgandah..(govt stuff) ^.^ dnt b bothered by me sig..3p k lng yan... !!! hehe katuwahh...^.^

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 02:34:34

@ maia~ mt. apo ako nung gr.2.. why paLa~? ^^          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by Lady Maia on 2006-05-30 02:37:09 (edited 2006-05-30 02:38:53)

uhhh.. i-open na lang natin ulit ang topic ni project koganei? I think it was about b-days? hm... dag dag rin tayo bago... B-days at kung ano ang nangyari habang pinapanganak kayo~! mas enjoy yon! lol... @rin: Mt. Apo ka?! tama ako~! naging classmate nga kita~ muahahahaha Mt. Apo rin ako... ^^ Rin, tanong ng ate ko kung saan mo ba raw nakuha ang sigi mo? hehehe *insert epic picture here*

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 02:44:06 (edited 2006-05-30 02:47:59)

maia~ ows? kakLase taLaga tayo? xur ka??? O_o' siggie ko? ung kao or ung quote? un quote from EvangeLion.. ung kaos gaLing sa animated GIF paranoia something Like that habang pinapanganak ako... hindi ko poh aLam.. ^^' waLa akong maaLaLa.. XD anu paLa connection nung section thing sa pic~?          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 02:51:03

@cazzi w0www!!! ang ganda ng sig mo!! astign!! LOL! 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine addict. they tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no. =D

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by Lady Maia on 2006-05-30 03:04:24

@rin: naging classmate tayo I'm sure... mamaya ko na explain tungkol sa section ate ko pa gamit ng pc... anywho... ask favor ate ko kase bago ang pc tapos walang Photoshop... kung pwede mo ba daw xiang gawan na sentence/phrase tulad ng saiyo... ang naka lagay ay "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" kung pwede raw? ^^ sabi rin niya "pretty pls. pretty pls... with cherry on top" daw ^^ lol *insert epic picture here*

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 03:09:09

~maia ohohoho... pwede naman.. pero kaiLangan na ba? kxe hindi pwede ngayon as in now~ >_< kxe kxe kxe waLa ako sa pc ko.. nasa office ako~ kaya't waLa rin itong programs.. wahehehe.. ^^' i'm currentLy dLoading: GIMP [try ko dito...] XD          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 05:56:48

~ grabe desu~! paki habaan lang po ung mga posts ninyo dito kahit papaano desu~! bawal po kasi ung Instant Messaging dito desu~! baka me mod na makakita sa inyo at i-ban kayo desu~! modify nyo na lang din ung mga previous posts ninyo desu~. bawal din kasi dito ung spamming desu~! read the rules here would ya? ah! nung pinanganak ako syempre wala pa akong naalala nun pero sabi ng mama ko e magaling daw akong manghilot desu~! (albularyo desu~? hehe..) me tawag dun sa term na un desu~. nakalimutan ko na desu~! tapos nung bata daw ako e me umaaligid daw na malaking ibon sa bahay namin desu~! kyaaaa!

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by scarlet_pimpernel on 2006-05-30 06:06:29

ano to paradise ng mga pinoy na spammers...hahaha...^_^x

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 06:23:48

uhm, d nmn Scarlet-san. eto n bgo chatroom ng mga pinoy! ahihihi joke lng po! ^_^V cguro c Maia-chan nagtingin ng old photos nya, tapos n-realize nya c Rin-chan pla un ktbi nya nong kinder! ahihih Mukhang IM tong post ko. :P Oyasumi, mina-san! Muaaaah!

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 06:30:34

ok, natapos ko din basahin ang 4 pages ng mga posts niu... mukhang nahihirapan si kuya koga sa pagsaway ah...ahehehehe rin, yang Noah's Ark na yan, sa friendster bulletin ko yan nabasa...hehehe kakatuwa xa uhm, burthdays... aug26 birthday ko hnd ko alam kung ano nanyayari nun...pero sabi ng nanay ko, bumabagyo daw nun... wahahaha nagagalit mundo kasi pinanganak na ko? wahehehe

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 06:43:25

nya~! ang Layo naman ng kinder sa Grade 2.. ^-^' waa! hindi pa rin sinasabi ni maia kung anu connection nun sa pic.. >_<' ung if noah was a filipino... wala ko pa rin nababasa until now~ XD          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

Re: SHOUTS TO ALL PINOYS V2! Link | by on 2006-05-30 07:53:37

@ scarlet_pimpernel famiLiar ng siggie mo.. kiLaLa bah kita~? ^^          m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N .

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