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Axel vs Raijin also starring : Roxas One day Rai(Raijin) from Seifer gang fight with Axel. Is the fight already begin? Rai : I'm the Sifer's gang member y'know! Axel : And I'm the Organization XIII Member, Got it memorized? Rai : So Let's fight and I'm sure I win y'know! Axel : Remember when I came to Twilight town yesterday and beat your gang, got it memorized now? -Then Roxas came- Axel : Roxas, It's you, I'm looking for you all over the place. Roxas : Who are you? Axel : I'm use to be your friend, got it memorized? Rai : Cut it out, I'm tired waiting y'know! Axel : Okay then let's go to nearby cafe and talk. Rai : There are no cafe near here y'know! Rai : Your destroy it when you came here, GOT IT MEMORIZED? y'know! Axel : Sorry, I forgot, Hey you stealing my line y'know! Rai : You too, I'll kill you y'know! Axel : Roxas help me!! Roxas : I'm not in good mood today y'know!, beside I'm already turn into Sora yesterday, Got It Memorized? (roxas disappear) - End???-    ~ Consider Carefully - Act Accordingly ~ |
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*spoilers* Sora to Riku Sora: "Ok, Riku! Take off that black hood and show yourself!" *Takes off the black hood and reveals Chuck Norris* "Were you expecting the Pope? Deedeedeedee...!"  |
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What's up with you and Chuck Norris? Geez *In the Pride Lands* Banzai: Heeheeeheeheheeehee Ed: HAAHAHAh Banzai: HEeeheehehe Ed: HAHAHAHHAH Banzai: What were we laughing about? Ed: I FORGOT!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *pant pant* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Sora: *takes out keyblade* STABBYYYYY |
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Kairi: "Eww...Sora, your shoes, are like, so big, like, OMG." Sora: "They're...inflatable..." Kairi: "Like, ew! They are SO 2 days ago! Stick to the fashion sequence, Sora, you're so, like, uncool..." Riku: "Hey, babe, what about me, yo? Aint my hair so great?" Kairi: "Ugh! Don't touch me, loserrrr..." Donald: "...what are you guys doin?" Kairi: *stares* "Like, O-M-G! MOrtal sin in the fashion sequence, wear some pants, rubber ducky! Uh, these people, are so like, losers!" Sora: "See, I told you she takes drugs!" Riku; "Let's kill her." |
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*the epilogue (not secret movie) from KH2* Sora: So. . . what do you think it was, the door to the light? Riku: This *points at Sora* Sora: My necklace!!!???!! w0w. . . *Kairi runs up* Kairi: Sora, Riku!! *they turn and look* *Kairi gasps for air* Kairi: I'm pregnant!! *Sora and Riku look at each other* Sora: Why, you little!! *Kairi holds them back* Kairi: This is from "The King" The Letter: Dear Sora and Riku, sorry I got your girlfriend knocked up while you weren't looking (remember when we were seperated in Kingdom Hearts*? Yeah, then.) Gawrsh, that sucks uh-yup!! Goofy stop talking in my letter!!! Love, Me *the world Kingdom Hearts in the World That Never Was, not the game "Kingdom Hearts" |
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by hakuryu-kun
on 2006-06-08 09:34:06 (edited 2006-06-08 09:34:40)
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Posts: Who is cooler Sora or Riku? Sora-10% polls Riku-90% polls Sora: Why is it that I wasn't cooler than Riku!? Donald: Is it because your smaller than him? Goofy: Uhhh, maybe its your hair? Riku heard their talk and said: Riku: Its because I have many fangirls and your right Goofy, its the hair. (walks away with Kairi) Sora was pissed off and casts a fire ball towards Riku's hair. But Riku on the other hand, reflect it back to him and burned sora's hair.
VICTORY goes to the only one who is the bravest!
If you are not brave, you will lose but you still have the courage in your heart!--> |
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by hakuryu-kun
on 2006-06-08 09:42:15 (edited 2006-06-08 09:59:51)
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Riku was walking at the park with Sora talking about their friendship like sharing when many of his fangirls rush towards Riku and started screaming. Riku can't say a thing because of a noise. He wrote a big sign saying "SORRY GIRLS! I'M GAY!" The fangirls ran away from him. Sora: So thats why you always wanted to sleep with me! Riku: Its not what you think Sora, its just my plan to make those girls go away, honest! Cloud and Leon came: Cloud: Hey Riku, I saw you yesterday at the parlor, what are you doing there by yourself? Riku: Your mistaken Cloud, I was with Kairi back there. Leon: Hey Riku, I saw you coming at the toilet with Sora's picture. Riku: (Silent) Sora: Face it Riku! You are GAY!
VICTORY goes to the only one who is the bravest!
If you are not brave, you will lose but you still have the courage in your heart!--> |
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 the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-08 10:19:45 |
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@hakuryu(watch out for triple posting ^_^) |
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by hakuryu-kun
on 2006-06-08 22:18:20
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* at the battle between sora and riku against Xemnas: Xemnas:It is time to finish your foolishness. Sora: Uhh Xemnas, you are the one who is a fool. Riku: I agree sora, he is a complete idiot. Xemnas: Are you two mocking me? Sora: No, because you are wearing a fat cow costume instead of a cow colored suit. Xemnas: Oops, its for my milk commercial at the next scene. Sora and Riku: Stupid Cow! You made us look bad!
VICTORY goes to the only one who is the bravest!
If you are not brave, you will lose but you still have the courage in your heart!--> |
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by hakuryu-kun
on 2006-06-08 22:19:17
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at kingdom hearts I ending: Sora: Kairi, remember what you said before? I'm always with you. I'll come back for you I promise! Kairi: I know you will! When they got separated Kairi fell down below instead of staying at the sand. Kairi is falling while the credits are viewed. After the ending: Sora: "Well, there are many fish at the sea. Speaking of fish, I'll have to start with Ariel (little mermaid). After all, shes's a red hair just like kairi.
VICTORY goes to the only one who is the bravest!
If you are not brave, you will lose but you still have the courage in your heart!--> |
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Hey, this seems like a fun topic! 1.) When you first see Dragon-form Xemnas: Sora: Holy crap! Is that a bloody dragon?!? Riku: Oh f*** this! *walks away* 2.) Somewhere on the road with Sora and Goofy: Goofy: Hey, where's Donald? Sora: (with mouth full) Where's who? Goofy: Is...that...duck you're eating? Sora: Ummmm, no it's takeout. Goofy: The last resturant was in Mulan's world. That was 5 days ago! Sora: (burp) Damn, that was tasty. Oh, I'm getiing a little heart-firaga. Goofy: Any left overs? |
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*In Traverse Town at the beginning of the game* Sora: Ughh.... Pluto: *jumps on Sora* Ruff ruff bark!! Goofy: *comes around the corner* Holy sh*t!! There he is!! Gawrsh, it's the little bugger that picked my pocket!!! Sora: For the last time, just because I have fingerless gloves, that doesn't mean that I'm a hobo!!!! |
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by hakuryu-kun
on 2006-06-11 17:50:33
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at the ending of Kingdom Hearts I: Sora: Kairi, remember what you said before? I'm always with you. I'll come back for you I promise! Kairi: I know you will! When they got separated. Sora Jump off towards the island. Sora: See, I said I'll be back. Kairi slaps Sora Kairi: Not that soon! Pretty lame is it?
VICTORY goes to the only one who is the bravest!
If you are not brave, you will lose but you still have the courage in your heart!--> |
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by hakuryu-kun
on 2006-06-11 18:25:57
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Gummi Ship landing.. Sora: What world is this? Donald: I don't know theres a big house over there. Goofy: Let's go in. When they arrived at the big house, opened the door and... All: What the! They saw the cast of "Drawn Together" then the opening theme is viewed with their special guests that is Sora, Donald and Goofy. Sora: We suppose to lock a keyhole in this world? Donald: All worlds are connected, right? Goofy: Let's ask them if they saw a keyhole. Sora: Umm, do you saw a wierd keyhole here in this house? Foxxy Love: What keyhole? There are many keyhole at the doors. Even the door that you came in has a keyhole. Princess Clara: If your looking for a weird keyhole, try looking at my room. After all, my room is full of fantasies? Sora: Ok, thanks. Donald, Goofy. Let's go. Many hours has passed, the three didn't find any weird keyhole. They look everywhere at doors, gate, even cages and lockers, exept for one. Wooldoor Sockbat: Umm, hello everyone. What are you three looking at. Sora: Wooldoor, is your tail look like a doorknob? Wooldoor: Umm, no. Donald and Goofy grab Wooldoor to ensure there is a weird keyhole at its tail. Sora: He's right. His Tail is not a doorknob but his a**hole is the weird keyhole. Wooldoor: I think you got the wrong keyhole. Sora points the keyblade at wooldoor's a**hole. And sealed it. Sora, Donald and Goofy said goodbye to all of the cast of "Drawn Together" and took off with their gummi ship. After that time, Captain Hero asked wooldoor a question. Captain Hero: Wooldoor! You have saved us from eternal darkness from your a**hole. But where will you take out your crap since your a**hole is sealed shut? Wooldoor: Its easy Captain Hero. I'll make my own a**hole! ?END? Ignore this post if you do not know "Drawn together."
VICTORY goes to the only one who is the bravest!
If you are not brave, you will lose but you still have the courage in your heart!--> |
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Hey, guys. We should try and figure out what all of the Organization XIII's real names are!!! (I honestly don't know what most of them are) Xemnas= Ansem (also equals sexman) Xigbar= Bargi, Girba, Abirg *lol* Birdman Xaldin= Aldin, Dinal, Dilan, Aladdin *getting out of order* Luxord= Lordu, Dulor, Dorul, Doorknob Marluxia= Marulia, Liamarlu, Pinky Lexaues *did I spell that right?*= Toomanyvowels Demyx= Demy, Dyme, Dimebag Axel= Ale, Ela, Lea (girls' names???!!!!??) Roxas= Sora That's only nine of 'em........ um..... FOUR MORE!!! Zexion (izzat his name?)= Zenio, Nioze, Ezino, Idunno I DON'T REMEMBER ANY MORE!! 0.o |
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| C'mon, you guys! We can't let this thread die! I can't let this thread die! Give us somemore oppinions and funnies and parodies and stuff. I'm all out of 'em! C'mon, it was good times. Sexman..... I swear I almost pissed my pants and had a heart attack at the same time when I read that! |
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| Ansem as Sexman..Actually, someone did a comic that was hilarious with a similar joke..Xigbar was reading something that said Xemnas on it, and it went like this: "......." -stares at paper more closely- "Xamsen? Snamex? Maxnes?" -eye widens- "Pffft! Bwahahaha! MANSEX!" |
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Well, if you insist on extending this thread, enjoy the following. Please don't take offense, it's just jokes. Have fun! AWKWARD QUESTIONS/QUOTES FROM KH CHARACTERS! Donald: Sora, what does "skeet" mean? Goofy: Sora, how come Kairi was trying so hard to zip up your pants? Ansem: Mickey, I just got back from the doctor...and you should get yourself checked out... Mickey: What am I, like 72 or something? Why do I haven't I hit puberty yet? My voice is so high... Sora: WHERE ARE MY PARENTS? WHAT GRADE AM I IN? Why am I talking to a duck? Cloud: Hey Sora, what does masterb.....location mean? See, thought I was gonna say it huh? Sephiroth: I'm too cool to ask questions. Riku: Am I gay? I think I might be...not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Sora? |
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tee hee! That's great! I'm still thinking, though. Ummmmmm.... OKAY!! This isn't so much as a funny, just a mind boggler. How old is Xigbar? 0.o I mean, he has grey streaked hair, an EYEPATCH 0.o and a scar on his face-- yet, he has the voice of a punk skateboarder. |
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How old is Xigbar? Probably 16. Crack really screws with the body. That's why he looks old. The eyepatch is just to look cool. |