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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-15 16:16:46
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*gets up and brushes self off* For what a job or something? Am I fired? Im fired arent I? Man this is how I lost my last job.... 
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My personal buddy(Grim Reaper) says that your not really d ead,but he apologizes for cutting your arms. Turns out he's the one that inseted the metal tip on the end of the mop just before I knocked you out. He giggled and said "I can't help it,I need to see some gore every once and awhile." When I asked him about why he put the cuts in your arm he suspiciously disappeared. Since you're alive,I guess you still have the job.(we can't have you going back to the sign days no can we?) Well,i'm off to edit sprites. |
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on 2006-01-15 17:32:49 |
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Tell grim to leave everyone alone, or I'll call a couple of kids who he has an 'agreement' with.  |
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| He ate them a long time ago. The reaper you see is an illusion inserted by his many dark magics causing Billy and Mandy to hallucinate in there catacombs. |
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on 2006-01-15 17:55:21 |
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Darn, oh well, I still have an ace up my sleeve, if he gets out of hand, I can handle him. |
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Sory boss but even I don't deal with the reaper, not that I'm saying that your ace up your sleve isn't good or anything, but you can't kill something that's, well, what kills you. Now I will however deal with stange three headed dogs, 5 headed cats, bearded women, guys who eat dirt, guys how eat guys, small children, even smaller children, drunks(mean or therwise), bad singers, pop icons, people with holes in thier jeans, biggots, self-abosobed egomaniacle people, guys with beards, clean-cut guys, guys with a goatee, guys with a faux-hawk, hippies, bears, football fans(american, and the rest of the world), pandas, cheaters, liers, swinderlers, bamboozlers, outlaws, bikers, goths, guys in camo, guys in biker shorts, the governator, parsly bushes, broccoli, spinach, celary, crrots and peas, peas and carrots, a sausage link, refried beans, corn, sweet-and-sour sauce, insane people, mentally unstable guys, homocidal maniacs, Kotuso, "cool" guys, anyone with the last name norman, guys with oversized pants, people with their underware hanning out, any one with "style," anyone "chillin," poligamist, monogamists, math teachers, english teachers, you, science teachers, any-other-teacher-type-I-forgot-to-mention teachers, worlds strongest man, the guy on the wheeties box, all the "sesame street" charaters, all the "tellitubies," any kids show icon i.e. "Barney," pandas, tigers, cowardly lions, dorathy, flying monkeys, anal dwelling butt-monkeys, plastic bowls, steel bowls, iron lungs, dialisis machines, any of the charaters from "the happy tree friends," that guy from that show back in the 80's, the olsen twins, anyone in the 90210 area, chicks from "bay watch," David Hasslehoff, 7331's, bar tenders, angels, turnips and onions, livers, dead people, people who are alive, psychics, pokemon, anime charaters, undead, anyone from G4, anyone related to your mom, anyone who is reading this the whole way though(you have a lot of time on your hands), anyone on this thread, aliens, rocks, rock stars, rolls, butter, people like butter who also happen to be on a roll, trekkies, star woids, nerds, geeks, myself, pices of timber, vigin wood, wood that sleeps around, ducks, geese, moose, anthing from Canada, telemaketers, phone sex operators, orgy participants, orgy wish-they-were-participants, my internet connection, rob zombie, kevin bacon, ron howard, patches, coaches, ass. coaches, arm chair quaterbacks, sinners, Jesus, any pope in the next 100 years(all 2 of them), president, dictators, kings, vassles, concubines, farmers, peasents, pheasents, birds or prey, birds that are prey, anything from Eastern Europe, western stars, friends of friends, people who start rumors, nuns, priests, any other religious leaders, Mohandas Ghandi, William wallace, mel gibson(4 years ago), Vin diesel, action movie stars, the predator, *explative*ers, *add your own word*ers, any one who has more contanents in thier name than thier are letters in the english laguage, the guy who called a nife a knife, anyone who thought that pnumonia needed a "p," the peole in charge of my internet connection, business people, coperate executives, Donald Trump, pepole who make pron, people in porn, victorians, french, germans, british, europeans in general, over achivers, anyone who quite while they were a head and have no body, peole who bought something that cost them an arm and a leg and sold their arms and legs, people who fill tiered cliches, video game charaters, Anyone on psychotropics reading this, anyone highly medicated, any pot smokers, crack addict, heroine buyers, drug dealers, pedilers of stoleen(I mean used) items, car sales men, lawyers, anoying people, peole who don't know when to shut up, people who write excessivly long posts for no apparent reason, people who tripple post, anyone who has ingested Dr. Pibb, flys, insects, bugs, creepy-crwalies, sterotypes, KKK, satanists, devil worshippers, moonlovers, the guy who said the moon was made of cheese, H.G. Wells, Oroson Scott, any old dead white guy who wrote anyting, my history techer, people who commit sucide, people who are depressed, small things, glass ware, werewolves, were-anything, Final Fantasy charaters, amazingly young yet well "rounded" women, inaccureate portrayers of a unattainable level of thiness, pepole who cause laughs, people who cause sadness, the 1and a half hours it took to write this, and the 700 plus words in this post. I will not mess with Chuck Norris, God, the antichrist, or the grim reaper. Oh, and people who are married to Rin.(Yes 1 in 6.4 billion) |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-15 20:10:51 (edited 2006-01-15 20:11:20)
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*reads dirtyninja's whole post* *slaps him for saying he will deal with angels* *punches him in the solar plexus for mentioning me for reading the whole post* *wonders how he will deal with people who commit suicide* And now that the Dark Restaurant is here, we have a café! *orders more ramen, some orange chicken, a can of rootbeer, and some steamed rice* *eats food, makes an oddly shaped building with all of the dishes left over on the counter* *begins mopping the areas that are dirty and Sero's blood from the metal-ended mop* *begins to add in janitor of critic's and jomunga's cafe into signature*  |
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by overlordsero
on 2006-01-15 20:11:35 (edited 2006-01-15 20:14:11)
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*tries to take in all of dirtyninja's information* MY HEAD!!!! it hurts!!!!!!!!!! Not quite fully healed...... *whinches over to the bar counter* Time to work.... *cleans dishes from Sachiel* I will be here if anyone needs something.
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on 2006-01-15 20:25:03 |
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hmm...? new renovation? sweet... anywayz... *mops and mops...*  |
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You metioned me twice DirtyNinja............... So handle a drunk three headed Family tree Dinosaur!!! People drunk studsy can handle:its not really about how many,ya know? People drunk studsy can't handle:Studsy prefers not to count past 13. But.......can he handle you DirtyNinja?.........well yeah actually. Fine!!!to be honest I just wanna see Studsy's head get chopped off...agian. |
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I am sorry Dninja I didn't have the will nor the patience to go through your list. I gave up around bearded women. Now then what was I doing? Ah yes, I am currently spinning on a ceiling fan at light speed in my boxers with hearts on them. First things first I must change out of these embarrasing boxers which I don't know how I got. *Changes back into original stylish kuma-san pantsu. Now to get off this fan. *GOMU GOMU NO BAZOOKAAAA!!! *gets down off fan in a victorius pose, then pukes. *falls down and gets up like nothing happened. That was fun. I was somehow drunk and sober at the same time. The best part is I don't even remember going back in time and conquering all of Europe with my mighty empire or going into the future and creating the design for Gundams. What was I talking about..... Oh right, Critic, I am very sorry. I think you may want to hire a repairman because I broke your ceiling fan. I remembered to change my underpants but I forgot about the rest of my clothes, excuse me a sec. *Changes into hakama. Now its about time I go on my daily rampage.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-15 23:21:16
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*realizes that I have about no clue as to what's going on right now T.T* *washes out some pots, pans, cups, and plates* *orders more ramen* *mops the floor* Good job, TIE! Keep it up~~ |
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When did I get a restaurant? Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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I am a lazy bastard with hardly any time.....so wont bother checkin all those posts and ask here: What is this Critics bar thread about? 
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-16 01:37:53
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*gets very embarassed at confusing Espi and Jomunga ^_^* Hey Moonstone, this bar is... very odd. Just come in, order a drink, and have a blast! ^_^ |
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on 2006-01-16 01:50:58 |
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And how exactly r u gonna deliver that drink? Well i want a vodka-coke please. With ice as well Is there some kind of job thing going on here miss ehhhhh......janitor? Well if u r the janitor then i guess the boss place is already taken? Damn i thought my dream came true...lol.
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-16 01:56:14 (edited 2006-01-16 01:56:51)
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*lets Sero sleep, and gets a vodka-coke with ice for Moonstone* And the boss is critic, you know... Critic's Bar...? ^_^ I think that Espi's restaurant joined with critic's bar, so it's more like some sort of a really cool cafe kinda like thingy ^_^ BTW, janitors own :P (Name's S-a-c-h-i-e-l. If thou wouldst clickest on my name, thou shalt see ^_^) |
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on 2006-01-16 01:59:38 |
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cheers *gulps the vodka-coke down* One more please!!! I know i know but i thought it would be funny to call u a janitor......no offence....lol.
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |
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by S-a-c-h-i-e-l
on 2006-01-16 02:09:23
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*suddenly remembers who thou art* *feels like the world's biggest newb* *serves Moonstone another vodka-coke and runs off crying* *suddenly runs back and mops the floor happily* |
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on 2006-01-16 02:13:29 |
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*gulps the vodka-coke* *gets a really happy expresion on his face* Alright i am going hardcore: give me a bottle of vodka
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |