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Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by psoplayer on 2006-01-11 19:16:27
*strolls in wearing a bright blue blazer*
I guess could be a Co-Manager if you need one that badly... and I think you should make Sachiel your janator; he seems to like cleaning up.
*walks over to where Sachiel is still mopping*
I can help you order from the Japanese Amazon.com if you need it. I can probably figure out Japanese enough to order something online.


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-11 19:57:01
Seriously psoplayer? But then how would I pay for it if you're paying for it...? I know! We could IM each other and you could give me instructions! ^_^

stoned_azn, you could use the dance floor if you want. It's very roomy (and slightly... non-private >:-) ).

I'll gladly be a janitor if you want! ^_^

*cleans up the dirt in dark corners*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Kotuso on 2006-01-11 20:00:12
I can be the lokal dunk........*falls onto floor*

*still on floor* shoout darlin'*hiccup* you needz one of thenm fanzy mudic player tat you can sing teh words ter and read dem so everybody can know...........your name. A t.b. show taught mee tha ittle phrase.........bring meh some booze or i'ma gonna stuort drooping periods marks all.ober.the.place or elxe I ca.n din.k li,ke.e is......
*drinks some liqur* Momma alway said that the only way ter get over a hangsover is ter drink moore.....
*collapses*

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by TIE_Defender2nd on 2006-01-11 20:05:43
lol if u dont mind, i'll give ya ride home after ;)


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Jinseta Ava on 2006-01-11 20:30:26 (edited 2006-01-11 20:30:50)
First off, this establishment is not for that sort of thing for your misses

If Sachiel wants the janitor job, its his.

Everyone is welcome at Critic's Bar... but I could use a bouncer. But
since its impossible to kick someone out of an imaginary bar, your job
will be to perform jutsus to wake people out of their stuper or put them
in their place. I'll teach you these jutsus as these problems arise.

Speaking of which... *looks at Kotuso* watch closely, *whips hands*
Sobering Style! Drunk waker jutsu! *Kotuso wakes from being drunk*
don't get drunk again or I'll make you a shining example of one of my
other jutsus.

The Paper

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-11 20:47:34
Ah, man, I was gonna say Tie Defender should look for Kotuso's wheelchair before he woke up, but that's a little late now T.T

And YES! I have a REAL fake job! ^_^

*wipes off the counters*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by TIE_Defender2nd on 2006-01-11 20:53:51
lol oh well...maybe some other time... btw this may sound stupid but wat is "jutsu"?


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-01-11 21:35:54
*walks in sleepily* I need an energy boost, give me a nine-uple shot espresso, and a pint of molten sugar to help wash it down.

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by lil_ro_boi on 2006-01-11 21:46:21
wth...???
mah missus getz paid to come around whereva i go...
if i pay for it i expect it...if every1 iz invited thn y cant mah missus? >:-[

aniwhoiez...gimme a jonnie walker single...n hop to it...i gotta be drunk be4 i get luckie wif mah missus..u dunno how ugli she is wen i'm not drunk...


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by hoheshii on 2006-01-11 21:52:24
iwantmorecaffieneandsugarsomeonegetmemorecaffieneandsugar

Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by psoplayer on 2006-01-11 21:59:52 (edited 2006-01-11 22:00:39)
*makes a mad dash to guard the expresso machine before engineer gets any more spastic*
I think you might need to try something else to drink...


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-01-11 22:02:06
*enters bar*
where's the milk? how in the world did this came to earth without any milk?
*finds milk*
good...i was very worried that i wouldn't get to drink this.
*drinks milk*
oh...i guess i didn't read the label...it's SKIMMED milk. oh well...
*pays for drink and leaves*

*blip* *blip*

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by TIE_Defender2nd on 2006-01-11 22:06:30
milk...in the bar??? *shudders* now i've heard of everything..

...vodka plz


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by lil_ro_boi on 2006-01-11 22:24:08
where the hell is my jonnie walker single...this service suckz...
>:-[


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by S-a-c-h-i-e-l on 2006-01-11 22:32:29
*sweeps behind the bar*

This bar is self-serve, so of course the service isn't good :P

*is still sweeping behind the bar*


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by Jomunga on 2006-01-11 22:40:46
~Enters the shady, stalker looking character~

Thinks to self, "Excellent, I will use this bar as a base to carry out my evil deeds."

~Sneakily walks towards forbidden despenser~

~Looks around with shifty eyes~

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketJomunga eats your avatars.

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by psoplayer on 2006-01-11 23:02:50
*Taps on shoulder*
Could I help you sir?


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-01-11 23:12:00 (edited 2006-01-11 23:12:20)
*enters in a hurry*
Maybe here...I'm sure I left it somewhere...
*looks for something at the desks*
No-no-no-no...! Where could I have dropped it?
*grabs a glass of water*
Darn it... the tension's killing me... I wonder where could I have dropped it?
*shouts aloud*
Eherm...HAS ANYONE SEEN MY STICKER ALBUM?

*blip* *blip*

Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by TIE_Defender2nd on 2006-01-11 23:18:23
hmm... i believe u left it either in ur car or in the washroom ;)


Re: Critic's Bar
Link | by on 2006-01-11 23:22:00
W-what? But I... I DON'T HAVE A CAR!!
*rushes to the washroom*
...
...
...
*comes back with the book*
Found it!! It was on the toilet seat...but what the hell was it doing there?

*blip* *blip*

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