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Mother, Father. This is my best friend, she has moved in with my husband and I and now shares our bed.  |
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mum...dad i broke my brothers head he's now in coma
[DuDiDuwA]---Ayanè
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by Aoi Itsuki
on 2005-11-09 03:44:30
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mom, dad. youre not my real parents. 
I hate it when you're too smart >,<. |
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on 2005-11-09 08:41:16 |
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more from me: -mom,dad,i've decided to elope with my girlfriend -i'm now in psyichiatric therapy because the judge told me i'm crazy -i had an orgy when you were out of town last night -mom,dad,i've decided to have a sex change can;t think of anymore in the moment... |
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-Mom, Dad, you are the real parents of George W. Bush -Mom, Dad, i traded your soul for a candy which i accidentally dropped in the sewer. -Mom, Dad, i sold our house for $30. -Mom, Dad, we are now officially a member of the homeless society. I burnt down our house. -i can't remember who you guys are. -Mom, Dad, I brought this really useless exercise machine from home tv shopping that i don't plan to use. can you pay for it? -Mom, I had sex with your sister. -Dad, I had an anal with your brother. Can't think of a grosser thing to tell my parents. |
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by Kazutaka Muraki
on 2005-11-10 14:17:41 (edited 2005-11-10 14:19:14)
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"I got it from YOUR stash." "Can you guys help pay for an abortion?" "F*** you and your rules. I'm outta here." "Dad, uh... here's your "adult video" back. Can I borrow another one?" "I'm dropping out of school to follow my dream of becomming-- da-da-da-da!-- a drug dealer! Aren't you guys proud of me??" "Where do you guys keep the condums?" "I'm going out partying. I'll be back... hmm... whenever. Oh, yeah, and I said I'd pay for the booze, can you spot me?" "God, it's like someone DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD as an infant!" "I hired some tricks for the party I had Friday while you guys were out of town. They took everything, including the car." "I accessed your credit card. And cleaned you out. Sorry, you're bankrupt. Can I borrow $20?" "What if I DON'T WANT to go to college, hmm? What'll you do NOW?" "You tell me to clean my room one more time, and I can guaruntee you you'll end up in the dirtiest, most unlivable old-folks home I can find!" |
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-Mom,dad,I stole your credit card to buy me a motorcycle -dad,I had sex with my older brother's girlfriend -Mom,I betted on your big screen tv for the xbox 360 -dad,your gay. Really you are. |
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No, I wont do it for you.
If humans are supposed to rule this world, then why are we so weak.
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You people are so funny. I cant think of anymore. just these two xD - Mom/Dad, can i have more pocket money? - Mom, i've failed my exams. KUROSAKI [ ICHIGO ] 
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by zparticus27
on 2005-11-27 23:55:13
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well how about... "mom/dad my girlfriend is pregnant" or if your a girl... "mom/dad im pregnant" |
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Re: Most difficult thing to say to your parents
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on 2005-11-28 10:02:44 |
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here's more: mom,dad,i got kicked out if oxford for f***ing my teacher mom,dad,i forgot when's your anniversary mom,dad,i don't remember when's your birthday,but you must remember mine mom,dad,i pierced my d**k the other day... mom,dad,i won $$2million at lottery and not sharing any with you mom,dad,i have 10gigs of porn in my hard-drive mom,dad,i got married and your not invited to the wedding mom,dad,i spent all the money you gave me for school fees on a cool PSP mom,dad,i'm sending you away on a permenant holiday |
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on 2005-11-28 21:05:20 |
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"Stop treating me like a kid!" "I hate you." "I'm gay" and "I'm pregnant." "I'm getting married." "I'm dropping school." "I'm going to leave you and I'm not coming back to see you again, ever!"  ^_^v PEACE OUT! |
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on 2005-11-29 20:11:00 |
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oh oh i got another one! "wow mom/dad, ure like the smartest adult with down syndrome" EH! that atleast 2 months of grounding! HEH!   |
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"Nakabuntis ako" -- when i say this to my parents, they'll definately kill me!  |
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on 2005-11-30 06:34:05 |
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@shimizu takako,"Nakabuntis ako"--what does it mean?? |
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can i watch porn now/yet?  |
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on 2005-11-30 06:45:08 (edited 2005-11-30 06:45:27)
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its "im pregnant" in tagalog (filipino) ^_^ |
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LOL nice word there XD |
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| im pregnant is buntis ako. nakabuntis ako is i have impregnated someone. |
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on 2005-11-30 07:15:44 (edited 2006-09-18 17:25:06)
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for me, it would be: "I'm pregnant" "I got drunk last night and wreck your NEW car" " I had to have sex with my teacher in order to pass Calculus II" *Not that ANY of this ever happened* |