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on 2006-05-23 10:29:45 |
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*this is in front of soras house sora:come on kairi, the love shack is behind this door kairi: oh sora *giggles* *sora tries to open the door with the keyblade.... sora:....the key wont fit....someone must 've changed the lock kairi: you call yourself the keyblade master?! im going to riku...at least he has a bigger 'keyblade' sora: NOOOOOOO!  |
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*this is when Goofy "died"* Donald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Sora: I- I can't believe this is happening. . . Donald: I'm coming after you, buddy!!! *grabs keyblade and slits wrists* Sora: NOOOOOO!!!! I couldn't protect anybody!!! *slumps to the ground* Why would Donald do that?!? *cries* "King" Mickey: Goofy is Donald's special sweetheart. . . *In case you didn't know, Sora meets "Donald's sweetheart" in Disney castle (Daisy)* |
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'Kay, I have another *smiles* *In the Underworld* Sora: Wow, you're good! Are you some kind of hero?" Auron: Not exactly. . . Looks like you could use some protection. Mind if I tag along? Sora: Thanks, but no thanks. I plan on losing my virginity to Kairi. So, I don't need condoms yet. |
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DON"T FRIGGIN DOUBLE POST JEEEEZEEEEEE (I just did that cuz she's my friend ^_^ tee hee)
woot
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on 2006-05-23 16:40:18 |
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Haha, these are funny! XD What am I suppose to do? |
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'kay. Do you play KH 1 and/or 2? Then you just put words in their mouths that make fun of crappy lines (even though I LOVE KH) |
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*at the end of the game* Xemnas: If light and Darkness are eternal. . . surely we nothings are the same- Eternal!! Riku: YOU'RE WRONG!!! Sora: *spits from laughter* Hahahaheehahaheeeheehaw!!! Xemnas: Do not mock me!! Riku: What's so funny? We're about to die! Sora: Tee hee *wipes tear from eye* He looks like a dairy cow!!!!! *by Roxasgirl* |
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'kay I have one more *for now* *secret ending of KH2* Armoured Guy: *reaches for keyblade* Other Armoured Guy: Dude, the batman convention is thataway. |
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*fight scene with Sora and Roxas* Keyblades: Kating, Shwing, bang, CLASH, Foosh!!! Roxas: You'd make a good mother... |
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*On Destiny Islands in KH1* Sora: Haha! You lose, guys! Tee hee! Selpie: Awwww Tidus: I can't believe I lost. . . Sora: I've defeated you 148 times!!! You should ALL BE DEAD BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rawr!!!! |
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| Sorry, that last one was really lame *shifty eyes* (I made it!) |
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Wow... 6 posts in a row... Whatever-_- In the darkness world, where sora and riku are talking on the shore (ending scene) Riku: You know what Sora, actually i kinda envy you... Sora: Really? Riku: But i do have something that you can never have... Sora: Yeah? What's that? Riku: I'm Kairi's first... Sora: WHATT????!! so Kingdom Heart 3 is about sora trying to kill Riku... So much for a friendship...-_- |
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hahahaha, i like reading these things! Unfortunately I'm not as creative as you guys are! ^_^ Keep up the good work! Anymore??
-nothing is impossible to a willing heart :p-
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i was watching some of the japanese versions of KH a few days ago and i was like wow. donald's voice is even funnier in japan! WOW. and then mickey went all pshycho when goofy was all ' dead' [ not really *snickers* it would have been funny if he were thou!] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ donald: so, are you SURE he's dead? *poking at goofy with his wand* sora: positive. mickey: then whys he moving? sora: HE'S A ZOMBIE!! *shots goofy with firaga* [ think thats right...] goofy: *really dead now* BRAINS....*moves all zombie like after the KH cast where they all meet there end by the hands of zombie goofy* [ i thought it was funny...*looks at the angry crowd* ill go back to my box now..]
listening to the rytheme of my heart reminds me of only one thing, to be born human is to be born dying...
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*Sora fights Xenmas Sora: "You're a rat!" Xenmas: "Your momma!" Riku: "Shouldn't we fight instead of mocking?" Sora: "Shut up, old man!" Riku: "If I have white hair doesn't mean I'm an old man...not like some pineapple head as I say so myself." Sora: "****." Xenmas: "Hey, I have white hair too!"  |
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*this is the part where Roxas is fighting the big white nobody (dont remember its name)* White thing: *flips platform thingy* Roxas: *cuts through spodie, falls to ground* White thing: *falls too* Roxas: Wow!!! I didn't know I could bounce that high!! |
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C'mon, what happened to the funny stuff? JEEEEZZEEE (sorry I just have to bug you ^_~)
woot
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on 2006-05-26 21:40:42 |
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I got a few: axle vs roxas axle: ::does his basic spinning firetooth combo, but cuts it to close hitting his eye:: DAMMIT!! AH I CANT SEE!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- sora and kairi meet again kairi: sora its so good to...what are doing? sora:damn camera just a bit more... (if you know what im talking about its funny) ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyrx's battle Demy: DANCE WATER! DANCE!!::sitaur string breaks:: (water cloes fall to the ground as puddles) Sora and company: GET HIM!!! Demy:...****... ----------------------------------------------------------- (this one is from a comic but its real funny) Gatering of Org. XIII Axel: Who are you? Maulxeria: ::pulls out pink scyth, pink rose petal fall from sky:: I am the death that come at night. I kill you with grace and beauty, I- Axel: So your the grim reapers homosexual brother? (make sure you read the ansem reports at anologpaladins.com) ----------------------------------------------------------------- thats all i got for now.  |
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Riku: Sora, I got something to tell you. Sora: Make it snappy. SouthPark will be on by 5. Riku: I....am your FATHER! Sora: .... Riku: .... Stan: OMG! They killed Kenny! |
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| XD WTF?? |