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Terrible Joke
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on 2005-12-12 19:20:40 (edited 2005-12-13 06:41:54)
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Why is my calculus professor such a jerk? Because the second derivative of his velocity is non-zero! Bwahahahaha! 
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Re: Terrible Joke
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on 2005-12-12 19:28:01 |
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LOL That's wow...that's really....wow...*awkward silence* hahaha *nervous laughter* How about this one: Why is the sky blue? Because it's cool that's why! or Why is butter bad for you? Because it's central lactose density inflames your general viscosity in the seventh power, but only on the weekends... |
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Re: Terrible Joke
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by Menos Grande
on 2005-12-12 19:32:27
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Calculus gives me headaches. Speaking of I got a final Wednesday maybe she'll give me extra credit if I tell her the joke. |
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Re: Terrible Joke
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on 2005-12-12 20:39:16 |
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Wow, I'm definitly using that in class tomorrow. BTW, wouldn't it be the third derivative, (y=position, y'=velocity, y"=acceleration, so third would be jerk right?) Here's a pickup line for the calculus chick: Baby, let's integrate so I can be your derivative and be tangent to your curves. |
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by overlordsero
on 2005-12-12 21:26:37
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even worse math pick up line "Wana find the volume of my cylindar?" heard it in school, not being used. Talking bout bad math pick ups 
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Re: Terrible Joke
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on 2007-05-29 07:17:28 |
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o___________o *crickets* hahaha what if you'll do that in public? XD    m y . L i F E . i . t r a d e . i n . f o r . y o u r . P A i N . |
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if I'm smart then I get the joke lol XD speaking of scientific jokes, I have one... Kid: Mom, what is an escalator? Mom: They are stairs that go up and down, son. Kid: Mom, what is an elevator? Mom: It's like a small room that goes up and down, son. Kid: Mom, what is a calculator? Mom: Sorry, son, I haven't rode that thing before ~toink~! *shot for being so korny*  |