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The Aventuras Of Latino EN SPACE! (RP)
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on 2010-07-17 19:17:42 (edited 2010-07-17 19:45:33)
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Rules: Just have fun. This rp is intended just for comedy and has no actual storyline. The only thats asked is keep it PG-13 otherwise just go with the flow The year 45XX, In the vast reaches of space... Inside of captain latino's spaceship aka "Latino's Spaceship". Captain Latino: What happen!? As i engage on my thrust handler that doubles as a mp3 player i sense a deep aura approaching my ship. Appearance:  |
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on 2010-07-17 19:22:14 (edited 2010-07-17 19:24:15)
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A large boobies-shaped door opens behind Captain Latino. Brigadier General A comes in with three Chinese ladies... Brig. Gen. A: That Pizza Hut ship of mine. What is ship status in screen?  |
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on 2010-07-17 19:29:42 (edited 2010-07-17 19:37:00)
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Name (first and last): Bling Blang Appearance:  Bling Blang, struts out of the boobie shape door behind Brigadier General A in a lime green suit, and a gold cane. His bling blinding the eyes of those fool's who lookat him. He notices the door shape and turns around to notice it's shaped like boobies. He rubs his face up against it then struts up to Brigadier General A and Captain latino. "Haters gonna hate! And the status of that ship 'yous. Intercepted and destroyed sucka! That delivery girl had a mighty fine buttox too. Mmm mmm... delicious dark chocolate..." 
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-Latino's Spaceship- Brigadier General A is enraged at Bling Blang's attitude and wears his space battle suit. He speaks in a loud, tone with a Chinese-Mexican accent  Brigadier General A Battle Form Brig. Gen. A: WAT U DO TO PIZZA MY BELOVED? AND delivery girl my 45-year old niece. WHY U BANG MY NIECE LA? |
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on 2010-07-17 19:42:44 (edited 2010-07-18 13:09:30)
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Name: Private First Class Bubbles Appearance (which is constantly changing because he is a hip young dude who plays by his own rules):  Pfc Bubbles falls in through the ventilation shaft. Pfc. Bubbles: "The Dark Knight has returned. Capitan Latino, what's the plan?" |
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-Latino's Space Ship / Bling Blang- Bling Blang leans back and outs a hand on his chest as Brig. Gen. A accuses him. His jaw drops. Bling Blang: What'chu talkin bout Willis? I ain't bang nothin'. Yet. But daaaaaaayum. What a mine fine buttox. Bling holds up the cross around his neck. Bling Blang: See this? This what the lord gives you when you be good to his daughters. Got this from the Domino's pizza delivery girl. Mmmm mmm... white chocolate.
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-Latino's Space Ship / Captain Latino- Capt. Latino slams the table spilling his space titanium coffee mug with the label "Best captain ever!". Capt. Latino: Now men! settle down, we have reports coming in from central station apparently space hooligans from planet eleventy7 have been killing space dolphins and selling their quantum radioactive blood to the government of shimbauze in planet sinep-Z. capt. latino sits on chair. staring at the spilled coffee capt. latino: Men we have a mission, i will give instructions on our next meeting in 3 hours. Also..that coffee isn't going to clean itself..Ha ha.. i made a joke.. Capt. latino presses button and a giant mechanic hand cleans the coffee stains and then begins to give capt. latino a full body massage. |
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APPEARANCE:  NAME: The "Smoooooth" Operator Operator: Are you ready for the smoooooooothest ride of your life? Well, it will have to be tomorrow because CAP'N LAT THERES A SHIP HEADED THIS WAY !!11 |
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capt. latino stares into the navigation window and see's the approaching craft as he notices that its no craft! capt. latino: Oh my lord XENU! THAT'S NO SPACESHIP!! it's a space shark! men prepare for battle! Capt. latino runs into commander room only wearing space briefs. |
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 GRAWR! I'M A SPACE SHARK AND I'VE COME TO EAT YOUR BABI-..I MEAN JOIN YOUR EXPEDITION~!!!  |
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Bubbles looks out the window at the space shark. He eyes him for a bit. Bubbles: Seems legit to me, Captain! |
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| Smoooth: DARN TOOTIN' bubbles, and its pregnant too! What do we do Cap'n?? |
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-Latino's Spaceship- Bling Blang: What'chu talkin bout Willis? I ain't bang nothin'. Yet. But daaaaaaayum. What a mine fine buttox. Bling holds up the cross around his neck. Bling Blang: See this? This what the lord gives you when you be good to his daughters. Got this from the Domino's pizza delivery girl. Mmmm mmm... white chocolate. Capt. Latino slams the table spilling his space titanium coffee mug with the label "Best captain ever!". Capt. Latino: Now men! settle down, we have reports coming in from central station apparently space hooligans from planet eleventy7 have been killing space dolphins and selling their quantum radioactive blood to the government of shimbauze in planet sinep-Z. capt. latino sits on chair. staring at the spilled coffee capt. latino: Men we have a mission, i will give instructions on our next meeting in 3 hours. Also..that coffee isn't going to clean itself..Ha ha.. i made a joke.. Capt. latino presses button and a giant mechanic hand cleans the coffee stains and then begins to give capt. latino a full body massage. Operator: Are you ready for the smoooooooothest ride of your life? Well, it will have to be tomorrow because CAP'N LAT THERES A SHIP HEADED THIS WAY !!11 capt. latino: Oh my lord XENU! THAT'S NO SPACESHIP!! it's a space shark! men prepare for battle! Capt. latino runs into commander room only wearing space briefs. Brig. Gen A: Nice and sexy this space shark is la. She go well with my sexy belleh. NOMNOMNOM. Bubbles: Seems legit to me, Captain! Smoooth: DARN TOOTIN' bubbles, and its pregnant too! What do we do Cap'n?? Brigadier General A's dreams are crushed, after finding out that the space shark is pregnant. He takes out a drumstick and chews on it slowly. Brig. Gen A: CURSES LOR. Score with space shark, I cannot. Nomnom on space shark and space shark baby is best. At least we all get filled ya? |
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Appearance:  Name: Jin the mangirl ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello there you beautiful people. Services are expensive, you know~ I won't let you go where you want to without a price~"  |
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on 2010-07-18 13:07:09 (edited 2010-07-18 13:08:20)
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-Latino's Spaceship- capt. latino eyes sparkle as he sees his latest recruit a pregnant widowed space shark, his heart fills with joy. Completely disregarding jin, and how he got on the ship. capt. latino: Welcome to the team, You have made me emotionally happy it has always been my dream to share my journeys with a space fish. Capt. latino embraces the shark with a emotional and touchy hug, the shark is neglectful but capt. latinos space perfume entrances the pregnant shark and embraces capt. latino by hugging him back. Awkwardness fills the room... Emergency alarms go off!! Spaceship's emergency mode is activated! Capt. Latino: Men! what is going on!? |
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Pfc. Bubbles looks at Cpt. Latino. Bubbles then proceeds to hit a keyboard randomly in front of the windshield, which brought up an image on the glass. Bubbles: Captain! Look! I did something right! |
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on 2010-07-18 13:22:04 |
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A glamorous silhouette busts through the door. Appearance:  Name: Garth Harvey, Intergalactic Mall Cop. Bio: Keeping a fabulous mullet since 1983. Garth: Hey everybody, I have tazers. Am I in? 
Avatar/Sig Sets and Singles requests
are OPEN! Stop by my Profile
for details! >.-b
Satisfied? then
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Bubbles observes the newbie. Bubbles: Do you have any waffles? |
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Garth: No, I'm a mall cop. :c But I can taze people, bro.
Avatar/Sig Sets and Singles requests
are OPEN! Stop by my Profile
for details! >.-b
Satisfied? then
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Jin: I could check it out, but who will help this poor defenseless woman with this hard task? [He's still thinking he's a woman. But eh.] |