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Funny Programming Joke
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on 2005-04-06 17:53:50 |
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Q: Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas with Halloween? A: Because DEC 25 is equal to OCT 31. 
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on 2005-04-13 15:17:17 |
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haha, that's a good one. And its so true, can't mess with numbers and their systems.
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LOL!!! Very clever.
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by chicubsjosh
on 2005-04-26 14:31:14 (edited 2005-04-26 14:31:57)
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How about this one. There are 10 kinds of people on this earth. Those who can understand binary and those who can't. That's the only language i can understand...  |
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on 2005-04-26 15:56:02 |
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i like that one too
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I have a shirt that says that. :)
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How does a *REAL* programmer write a program? ... copy con program.exe (I'd give a 100$ if you make a working one like this.)
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| Haha - that's great! |
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I found a good one: A DOOM maniac programmer dies and goes to hell. After a while the "boss" comes down to see what's happening. -So, Lucifer, what's up? -Don't ask. The newbie found a chainsaw somewhere and killed half of my demons... (I like DOOM)
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| can i join in giving some computer jokes here??? |
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I think anyone can join in to give computer jokes, as long as it's not the kind that the administrator will ban you because of it, renigates. But seriouly, speaking, I like the Christmas and Halloween joke. It paused me a while before I realize what it is. Nice joke by the way.
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The two types of people who can['t] understand binary took me a while to get. :D |
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A friend of mine used to like to delete all of his stuff, because it gave him more hard drive space, and when he needed something he would simply un-delete it. This was all fine and well until he discovered defrag....
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hehe that's really funny XD |
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| Brillant jokes. But what about the DOOM one? The only one I can't understand. |
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by Childishaztec
on 2007-10-21 13:47:56 (edited 2007-10-21 13:49:25)
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how could u not get the doom joke? (**)it was the easy-est one to understand. Doom = game were u kill monsters. Hell = evil monsters and demons so the jk was basically: a guy dies *that plays doom and likes to kill stuff* he goes to hell and kills a lot of the devils demons. (--) i liked this jk the best, explaining it takes some of the fun out of it. hope ur happy with yourself.
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by
 
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I think this joke is lame but it's for you guys to decide: "Be nice to your computer, otherwise it'll byte you." (my friend made that up not too long ago)  |
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by satuross,
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on 2007-10-24 00:06:32 (edited 2007-10-24 00:08:37)
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made by my self: winwdow$ security warning message: some one is trying to hack the system, in order to prevent this, it will crash it self D.O.S. like messages: (A)bort,(R)etry,(W)hisky? (A)bort,(R)etry,(D)elete user? 6*66.001211232100 -> Pentium Inside Warning: installing Windows will terminate your computer's warranty! Backup not found: (R)etry, (C)ancel, (K)ill yourself? Error 941 - CPU not found... Error 943 - The system is working way to fine, it will crash it self to continue with it routine Keyboard is not available - Press F1 to continue... OS/2 Viruscan: "Windows 98 found. Remove it? (Y/y)" This Virus Requires Window$ User error: Replace user, hit any key to continue. P.S. can anyone explain me the first joke (dec 25 / oct 31) i didn't got it...  ã©ã†ã—ã¦ç½ªãŒã‚ã‚‹ã®ã ã‚ㆠ   |
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DEC = decimal numeral system (base 10) OCT = octal numeral system (base 8) Basicly coverting the value 25 from DEC to OCT will give you 31 DEC 25 = OCT 31 |
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on 2007-10-27 15:36:56 |
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Haha, Satuross, you can use the windows calculator and get that XD |
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