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Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:16:41 (edited 2007-01-23 17:39:42)
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 Raruntsu, Hats! and I have come up with this hospital to materialize out imaginations. We like crazy stuffs so you all will expect abnormal events to happen here. The doctors are crazy so as with the nurses and other staffs together with the patients. This is a thread which is open for everyone here in gendou. A community that will set our differences apart and bring friendship to one and all!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!  |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:17:59 (edited 2007-01-23 17:29:05)
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Yup! Yup! We've got our own hospital!   ~~Isis, RN, MD~~President/Owner/Head Doctor   ~~HaTs!~~Vice President/All around professional   ~~Raruntsu~~Director How much do we pay? For doctors = $100,000 For nurses = $95,000 For security= $85,000 But right now, we are in need of doctors and nurses... We will be needing: 1 more Doctor Shinji Kay Ivonne Lady Maia Imppy (must pass resume indicating degree) 6 more nurses Asdertygh F i e l (no need for resume, just approach the president/vice president/director) 7 guards (same with nurses) Now here's what's inside... There's a: PSYCHIATRIC WARD -the usual psychiatric wards everybody knows -it's filled with mentally ill, bizarre thinking, mentally disturbed patients -patients here must were a brightly colored patient's gown... OPERATING ROOM -it's the only room that is somewhat normal where patients undergo operation but in a bizarre procedure EMERGENCY ROOM -where you will most likely see a traffic, parade and anything that happens mostly in the streets. DELIVERY ROOM -instead of babies being delivered, you can get to have anyting that you want delivered here! -may it be food, thing or even a person! PRIVATE ROOMS -where the patient stays but they have the privilege to do anything they want with the room I.C.U. -unconscious people are brought here -but only those people who are unconscious because of an event that happened in the hospital can be admitted. and last but not the least... THE WARD! -unlike other normal wards, Hospital Le Equilibre Mental's ward is far from different. -here lurks monsters and beasts with a very dark atmosphere. -this is like the torture chamber of the hospital which is fit for every mischievous patients and staffs who do not follow the rules This hospital is not what you think it is! All right? RULES: 1. Don't act normal or you will be thrown in the WARD! BEWARE! 2. Act crazy! 3. Have fun! 4. Absolutely no fairy tale creatures! If anyone spots a fairy tale princess, they must immediately brought to the ward! 5. Any weapon is allowed except for firearms, if spotted, it will immediately be confiscated. 6. No fighting! That's it for now! |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:27:41 |
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O_O" OMG izzat you burning yourself? |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:27:59 |
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I WANNA BE A DOCTOR HERE TOO~!! WEEEEHHH~!!! 
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:32:45 (edited 2007-01-04 01:33:23)
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@Kay I think so...Um... so what do you think??? My vice pres. is still working on the second page...give her time to post the things found here in our hospital. We're very much welcome if you wanna be a staff... I myself is a doctor here...I'm MD. meaning mad doctor...lol... @shinji Olright...please present a resume and an acquired degree... and wait for the second post in this page, HAts my vice pres. is still working on it...thank you! |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:34:21 |
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kewl XD. let's see....i wanna be...a PhD(permanent head damage) Doctor XD |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:37:22 |
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cool..~!!! i wanna be a wBd [ whack butt doctor..] is that appliacable?
RENO..IS CLAIMED..
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:43:16 (edited 2007-01-05 21:12:05)
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*is having some serious torturing in the WARD towards a patient who just would'nt act crazy* *banging noises and screams are heard from outside the ward...* |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:43:27 (edited 2007-01-04 01:46:56)
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*speaks to shinji and kay in the operating room* *patient lying uncontious* Isis: cow *nurse hands Isis cow...some weird cow sounds* Isis: baseball bat *nurse hands baseball bat* Isis: Pizza *nurse hands pizza and slaps patient with it* *Isis looks at Kay and Shinji in a weird look on their face* @kay and Shinji sounds interesting...we would surely need your expertise here... So how about passing a resume then...go wild about it... and state where would you like mostly to be assigned...it makes things more interesting. *looks at the patient* All done now... |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:45:34 |
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let's see.... *a few minutes later* uh...how do i write a resume...? |
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on 2007-01-04 01:50:51 (edited 2007-01-04 01:56:11)
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* take outs a whacker.. " flip him.." nurse flip the paitent.. shinji starts whacking the patient butt.. * WHACKIE WHACKIE.. *nurse wipe sweat.. " hammer.." nurse give shinji hammer.. * BOOM BOOM BOOM.. * look at isis.. " ano..whats a resume?"
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on 2007-01-04 01:54:24 |
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*Sees shinji whacking the patient* you're doing alright shinji....I think I'd rather put you in the psychiatric ward... you're good in that area... and the patients there do need whacking so they won't be back in their normal state... Carry on... *thinks again* Oh I forgot...i still have to read your resume...So I'll know how wacky you are. |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 01:57:26 (edited 2007-01-04 02:18:08)
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resume resume... *starts writing* was a member of repair your brain club. we take normal people, did some surgery on their brains...and they'll turn out wacky XD. one of them became the owner of an OS company... drove the teacher up the wall during one of our classes, literally. able to drive someone nuts in the head without the use of tool, using a technique called, you ask me, i'll ask you. my specialty is delaying someone's recovery, so that he/she will be wacky for an extra long period of time.... oh yea, i graduated from the university of medical crackpot, a prestigious medical university that creates wacky doctors. i'm a brain surgeon *hands in the resume with a nice looking certificate* |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 02:06:34 |
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ANO.. KAY...what is a resume?
RENO..IS CLAIMED..
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 02:08:40 |
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@kay YOu wanna work here??? Okie-dokie...which department do you wanna be assigned? Shinji is in the psychiatric ward... I'm in .... in.... in my office now....lol YOu could be in the operating room... specialty for brain damage.... Or you could be in the delivery room...in charge for delivering things and accepting deliveries...or the ward... in charge of the torture You choose...it's all still available... |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 02:12:52 |
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* new patient come in.. " NUSRE~!! he need a operation..NOW QUICK~!!"
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on 2007-01-04 02:14:11 (edited 2007-01-05 21:12:39)
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waaaaah!!!! there's a traffic in the emergency room!!!! the nurses are all stuck! |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 02:16:30 (edited 2007-01-04 02:21:41)
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*Isis in the middle of everything in the emergency room her car droke down there* *everyone honking their patients nose* BEEP..BEEP *Sees shinji rushing a patient* *still traffic* Hello there...what's the need to rush everyone? |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 02:19:32 |
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me...i'm a brain surgeon XD *in one of the operating room* Kay:don't worry...it won't hurt a bit....fufufufufu *patient all tied up, looking at a ridiculously huge needle* |
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Re: Hospital Le Equilibre Mental! (for hiring)
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on 2007-01-04 02:21:54 (edited 2007-01-04 06:00:24)
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ooh..sort of a bit understand what is a resume.. heres mine.. uhh.. work in a bar as a whacker for people who disobey rules.. then works as a a operator..but i operates on patients.. XDD
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