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Chuck Norris/ Mr. T/ Any Manly Actor facts
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I haven't read any good Chuck Norris/ Mr. T/ Any Manly Actor facts for a long time so I just want to see if any of you know any good ones. Examples: Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings. Mr. T uses Tobasco Sauce for eye drops. Mr. T is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Re: Chuck Norris/ Mr. T/ Any Manly Actor facts
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on 2006-12-17 18:36:03 |
It was said that it was a pirate who beaten Chuck Norris, but in fact it is actually a rumour made my Chuck Norris so he could roundhouse kick (and pwn) more pirates ! XD  |
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Re: Chuck Norris/ Mr. T/ Any Manly Actor facts
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on 2006-12-17 19:18:32 |
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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