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jokes..........
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-05-08 09:54:53
guys...have any jokes to share ???

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Re: jokes..........
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting イタチX on 2006-05-08 09:56:40
i have a ton of them...

....i cant tell you cause they may be inaproriate...


Re: jokes..........
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-05-08 09:57:13
wat..? like porn jokes??

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Re: jokes..........
Link | by YoYotheCananbalisticOreo on 2006-05-08 09:58:34
hm... a lot of jokes are racist.. or end up being the most refrenced. I have one i heard on tv. why are they not ratially profiling the mexicans?! becuase they dont blow s**t up, they clean it up and build it up!
hm...sorry only lude racist ones fresh on the mind. gomen.

I could give no less because I could give no more. ~myself

Re: jokes..........
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting イタチX on 2006-05-08 09:59:01
no....

.....im not that kind of a person


Re: jokes..........
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-05-08 10:01:10 (edited 2006-05-08 10:01:19)
hehehehe....

@itachi, then tell one..cuz i want to laugh

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Re: jokes..........
Link | by eternaltorture on 2006-05-08 10:15:58
lolz..i got one!!! XP.

hmmm...i think i forgot it..lolz.

well, wanna hear a blondie joke instead?

Re: jokes..........
Link | by hOnEy' kO on 2006-05-08 10:19:58
any jokes will do...this thread is 'jokes ''

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Re: jokes..........
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting イタチX on 2006-05-08 10:21:23 (edited 2006-05-08 10:24:48)
i ll tell you some other time....


Re: jokes..........
Link | by Voxyn on 2006-05-08 10:29:43
Do you or do you not know any jokes?

I can't tell.

熱く 揺るがす 強さ 儚く 揺れる 弱さ 所詮 同じ 結来

Re: jokes..........
Link | by YoYotheCananbalisticOreo on 2006-05-08 10:41:07
i got a few more, but as i said, they can be pretty racist....mostly ripped from chappelle show, carlos mencia, george lopez.

I could give no less because I could give no more. ~myself

Re: jokes..........
Link | by on 2006-05-08 12:42:06
i want to shared some jokes but my the joke is old...... as for now i'am searching for new and clever jokes



Re: jokes..........
Link | by SkyAlchemist on 2006-05-08 17:29:50
Come on people, I think Haniko wanted us to post jokes not comment about them.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

courtesy from a dude that goes by the name of Jaws in some other not-so-active forum


Re: jokes..........
Link | by Photobucket on 2006-05-08 17:57:45
Have a guess here~

"What is full of holes yet can still hold water?"

Photobucket

Re: jokes..........
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting イタチX on 2006-05-08 19:01:40
(heres a joke for you Haniko.......

what do you call a pig on a fishing line?





........................a "hamstring"


Re: jokes..........
Link | by Menos Grande on 2006-05-08 19:36:15
What do you call a black pilot?



A pilot you racist


Re: jokes..........
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting イタチX on 2006-05-08 19:37:27
i dont get it....


Re: jokes..........
Link | by flamegod on 2006-05-08 20:10:57
Lol Good one Menos Grande(Wait your a giant Hollow???)!!!!


Re: jokes..........
Link | by lilac on 2006-05-08 22:29:51
i dunno any jokes...
/hmm

"You're growing up, and the rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth, and it's good that there is rain. It clears the month of your sorry rainbow expressions, and it clears the streets of the silent armies, so we can dance."

Re: jokes..........
Link | by Jomunga on 2006-05-09 01:30:40
Someone get Dninja in here.

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