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Gendou.com Poll: Why did the chicken cross the road ( Add your responses!) ? |
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| To get to the other side... DUH |
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18 |
21.18% |
| I'm not the chicken, so I don't know. |
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8 |
9.41% |
| I dream of a world where a chicken's motives for crossing a road are not questioned! |
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8 |
9.41% |
| The chicken wanted to attack KFC for frying it's partners. |
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5 |
5.88% |
| To ask the chicken on the other side of the road, why that chicken crossed the road. obviously. |
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5 |
5.88% |
| because i was chasing it with a cleaver!!!!!!!! |
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4 |
4.71% |
| There is no logical answer to this question. |
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3 |
3.53% |
| To understand why the chicken cross the road one must first analyis the psychological status of the chicken. Logically the chicken crossed the road becuase he/she wanted to get to another side. but theorotically , they may be visiting a nearby KFC. |
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3 |
3.53% |
| Because Light was about to write its name in the Death Note, and (being a chicken) the chicken thought it could run away. However, in the middle of the road Rolo stopped time and Orange-kun ran over the chicken. The end. |
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3 |
3.53% |
| Because Latino is awesome. |
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3 |
3.53% |
| to get an autograph from latino |
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3 |
3.53% |
| Today, chicken are all grown in farms. They don't cross. |
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2 |
2.35% |
| there was a road? |
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2 |
2.35% |
| because it had aids lol |
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2 |
2.35% |
| i dont care! OK?! |
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2 |
2.35% |
| to escape the yandere |
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1 |
1.18% |
| to get to the other side (Heaven) |
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1 |
1.18% |
| to go lay some eggs |
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1 |
1.18% |
| To be hit by a car |
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1 |
1.18% |
| ...Wait. Crossing the road was NOT on the itinerary. |
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1 |
1.18% |
| to make you ask questions |
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1 |
1.18% |
| why did you watch the chicken stalker -.- |
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1 |
1.18% |
| why are you asking me these questions |
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1 |
1.18% |
| The rooster obviously didn't admit that he loves the chicken. Because of this |
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1 |
1.18% |
| The chicken got into a battle. The troll used horrendous language. Chicken takes severe damage. The chicken runs across the road to safety only to get fried. The paramedics came to help out whoever got hurt crossing the road, but they had fried chicken |
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1 |
1.18% |
| It was sick of your cruel jokes |
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1 |
1.18% |
| Is this poll worth any votes? |
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1 |
1.18% |
| I don't know...why did the chicken cross the road?! |
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1 |
1.18% |
| He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. |
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1 |
1.18% |
| he was forced by gun point |
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1 |
1.18% |
| He saw some shota's and wanted a piece of that action |
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1 |
1.18% |
| caz i wanted 2 |
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1 |
1.18% |
| Becuase you took all its eggs |
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1 |
1.18% |
| Because, this. |
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1 |
1.18% |
| Because your mom. |
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1 |
1.18% |
| because the pigs stole its eggs :) |
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1 |
1.18% |
| Because it could. |
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1 |
1.18% |
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85 | Total |