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BURN YOU INDECENT FOOL! *Sets the nude guy's cape on fire.* |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:02:50
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FEK that dude! A rubber chicken is dancing the Fscking MACARENA!!! *faints on Sky's shoulder* |
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*N aked guy with Cape and Mask starts playing twister,oblivious to the buring cape* *Kotuso sets up a sniper bun behind the tables* |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:05:06 (edited 2006-04-23 16:05:27)
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*wakes up for a moment* What's up with the spaces in words, like 'N aked'? *faints again* |
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It's to keep Kotuso's parentalcontrols from going into overdrive. . . |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:09:20
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*wakes up* Oh... HAX!!!! *sees dancing rubber chicken* Maca...re...na.... *faints* |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-04-23 16:10:24
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Two questions: What's with the naked guy and how old is Kotuso? *Keeps Daedalus away from naked guy* |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:11:47 (edited 2006-04-23 16:12:52)
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*rubber chicken jumps up on the counter... Lord knows how, since it's legs are jelly and has no wings...* BRAWK!!!! *rubber chicken jumps over to the naked guy and starts playing twister...* |
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15...see Critic's bar arena for the N aked dude..... *Shoots the sniper rifle* |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-04-23 16:14:35
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What are you doing? Don't you see your gonna hurt the rubber chicken? |
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If things don't get any better over here... *pulls out two way radio* Prepare to execute order sixty-six. |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:16:15
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*wakes up* *blinks* uh... It's a rubber chicken... that was dancing the macarena... that is now playing twister... with a naked dude....wearing a mask and a cape... WTF is this dude? A nudist Phantom of the Opera? @.@ |
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*The sniper rifle round hits N ude guy with mask and ex-cape(burned out now) right in the.....in the........the...might get banned if I say it outloud...* Well,I reckon he's gonna be gone for a while anyways. *Nutered guy with mask and ex-cape runs out of bar* Yep.^_^ |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:17:49 (edited 2006-04-23 16:19:22)
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*rubber chicken continues to play twister, brawk-ing happily.* *Daedalus looks at his drink, which become a margarita* No. *drink becomes scotch* No. *drink becomes vodka* No. *drink becomes whiskey* No. *drink becomes pure alcohol* There we go. |
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By the way, you mightwant to get out of here... *steps outside. Orbital satilite begins to plummet towards the bar.* Critic will be pissed but it's the only way to get rid of the naked guy... Oh what? *naked guy runes past him. Looks up.* Oh damn... |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-04-23 16:20:00
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This is going to sound very stupid but I have no idea where the naked guy got injured. |
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*Kotuso smiles* Where the sun don't shine. |
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by DaedalusMachina
on 2006-04-23 16:21:28 (edited 2006-04-23 16:22:25)
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OH MY GOD!!!! That IS stupid :P! Let's say his chances of progyny are zero right about now. And he shall never satisfy a woman ever... not like he could anyway.. .but still. *In response to Kotuso* HUH~!!??? That's the ass, what's wrong with saying that, besides the fact that you have to frik it up to say it? |
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Well, keep in mind he was male. That should cut it down a bit. Think below the belt. NOw you might want to step away from the bar before "Stardust" lands on it... |
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Who says it didn't come in one way and out the other,if you know what I mean..DONT make me draw a diagram. |