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by eternaltorture
on 2006-04-19 20:03:12
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| hey, but i already pour wine!! |
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None the matter. I believe the fire is beyond the reach of the tiny amounts of water provided by the sprinkler system... *drinks* Alas... |
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by eternaltorture
on 2006-04-19 20:06:26
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*snatches the drink* i'm thirsty...*drinks it* *starts to talk weird language* |
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Only the Narrator from Natinal Geographic and The Discovery channel could decifer that... *THe Narrator Guy comes in* "Now what we got here is a really fascinaiting occurance! Its wild! The eternal raptor is speaking an unative tongue to the rare Doctor species,which tried to protect his territory by trying to actually burn me alive,isn't that fascinating?" |
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Oh joy, that bloody voice is back... *looks up.* Fancy some more ye narky sod ye? Fancy another bollocksing? |
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*Still making hotcakes Holy crap! The bar is burning, at this rate my hotcakes will come out overdone and too hot. *grabs hose and hooks it up to the alcohol despenser I got to put out this fire and from what I decifered from Doctor's language is that alcohol puts out fire. *Hoses down bar with booze. |
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*Walks into raging inferno and ignores the flames which seem to be everywhere thanks to Jomunga and his alco-hose Why hasnt anyone called the fire department yet? Oh well, like they would come here after the last time... You really didnt need to eat the whole fire engine Kotuso. Anyways, Its been a while since ive actualy had a drink at the bar. Seems like all we ever accomplish is random mayhem. Not that Im complaining of course. But for a moment let us all travel to our roots in the bar and raise a flaming glass of champaigne in salute to Critics Bar. *Raises his glass and knuckels his forehead |
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| Does Gendou have a fire department? Normally when things bugger up this bad critic comes and hits the "RESET" button... |
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by eternaltorture
on 2006-04-20 19:18:59
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| i dunno...>.< |
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Well somebody better sort it out... *bits of burning roof hit the floor.* It's getting dangerous in here... |
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You guys cease to suprise me. I leave for a few days and when I come back I find out that the bar has been nearly destroyed. Oh well. *Walks out with the bottles that remain unharmed* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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What you mean this? *gestures to the flaming wreck.* This is the fire of revolution! |
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And what a revolution! Pointless destruction, gotta love it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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This is just the first step. Soon, Gendou General will be a free state, and the people will rejoice. You'll see. *drinks. Part of the bar collapses.* |
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*Nods* Whatever you say. Salud! *Drinks* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Slanche. *watches as the bar collapses further.* Pity really. Critic will have a fit when he gets back of course... |
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Poor Critic, I really hope he gets here soon. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I don't know. I think it'll be fine. *another bit of bar falls over.* I'd be more worried about Sky. All those nasty daemons and haemonculi after her and now Delta's no longer there to act as her huiman shield... Not looking so good,eh? *drinks staring into the fire.* |
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She can take care of herself... (yeah right) That's why she didn't fall in love with Delta, it's because of him that she is followed. *Drinks water* It is so hot right now. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Yeah well ,the poor bugger will die soon anyway... *drinks.* What? (oh and, incedentally, Sky had plenty of people after her as well. Lest we not forget Gej... either way, I'll end it all soon.) |