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Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-18 19:39:02

*The second brigade burst out of the 70L1375 0F 3V1L and begin to attack the bowling alley.* ANARCHY! Quick,grab the pins and as many beer mugs as you can grab! Prepare to engage with the third armoured division... *little mage runs off.*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Kotuso on 2006-04-18 19:41:26

*Sends Ninja Clansmen to attack Black Mages* Quick! Send Ninjas to retrive the pretzel,unit 2 carry the Plunger to the 70L1375 0F 3V1L!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-18 19:51:00

*Alchemic powered robots attack ninjas.* YES! Fear my alchemic genius! With these my mages will be able to declare the hospital an independant state!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Kotuso on 2006-04-18 19:53:46 (edited 2006-04-18 20:24:10)

*Greenpeace shows up* "Leave the things they are now!" *GreenPeace starts pumping anti-alchemy spray* *Ninja unit two rounds the bowling alley,attempting to go for the Pretzel,while the Ninja sniping unit prepares a blockade*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-18 20:28:03

*mini mage sets the Greenpeace people on fire. The Doctor draws his rapier and points at the ninja defence line.* Prepare for Bombardment! FIRE ALL CANNONS! *Alchemic cannons shoot at the nijs, a group of mages run out with a bar stool, one table and door to the women's toliet.*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Kotuso on 2006-04-18 20:30:36

This starting to remind me of Micro wars... *Orders Mini Ninjas to pick up beer glasses and throw them at the Black mages around the pretzel* Get em'! *Elite shuriken Ninja Brigade throws shurikens at the cannon,realizes its useless and starts firing their own cannons*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-18 20:37:45

*Two more divisions of mini mages charge the ninjas. The elite Black Brigade takes the pretzel to a secure location. The Doctor looks with binocculars at the bar.* Those ninjas have cannons! RETURN FIRE!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Joshua on 2006-04-19 06:02:43

*Falls in from hole in ceiling Just like old times.. What is everyone u- *Takes cannon shots from both sides GARHHHH *Only shoes remain

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-19 10:40:15

*Mage runs up to the Doctor with a hand written report.* We just hit Josh Commandant Doctor Oh well. Just chalk it up as nessicary colateral damage and prep the O.R.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by overlordsero on 2006-04-19 10:42:15

Im confused...

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-19 10:47:24

*mini mage hands Sero a flyer outlining the plans to seperate the hospital from the rest of Gendou and declare it a free state. The mage then kicks Sero in the shin and steals his wallet.*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by overlordsero on 2006-04-19 10:52:17

*jumps on the mini mage and beats it to a bloody pile of something and takes his wallet back* Dont mess with me

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-19 10:56:12

*another mage runs up with a note saying:* BTW, WE STILL HAVE YOUR PRETZEL AND YOU ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS TO ELIVER THE SOULS WE DEMANDED. JUST SO YOU KNOW... LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION. *The mage runs off.*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by overlordsero on 2006-04-19 10:57:07

I dont care for that pretzel anymore, I gots a new one.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Joshua on 2006-04-19 11:06:32 (edited 2006-04-19 11:07:06)

*Josh suddenly apparates out of thin air (Yeah I know, bad harry potter reference... Just sue me) Yeah, Apparently that explosion caused a rift in time to form and sent me back to 520 A.D. It kind of sucked so I thought really hard my brain imploded and here I am... Um, yeah. Man am I hungry. *Walks over to Sero then over to the mini mages and before either side knows whats happened Josh has eaten both of the pretzels. That hit the spot. What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Jomunga on 2006-04-19 11:23:50

Well putting HIM and HER aside. Watch out! It is IT. *Toilet rumbles and spews IT. *Slices IT in half with giant sword. Well thats over. Doctor, do you have any friends that can help you get your message across to Her. If you have trouble telling Her how you fell then I recommend getting a middle-man or something to play the match maker. If you can't do it by yourself then have a friend help. I wear Nike socks. I have got it! Doctor, you say you can't express your feelings becuase thats who you are. Well then I have the perfect solution! Get either really drunk or really stoned and then try telling her how you feel. I am an idiot. *plugs in portable electric stove into Kotuso I feel like eating hot cakes. *Tries making hotcakes into the shape of the triforce Damn, it never comes out well. It looks more like that damn Majora's mask. *little mages and ninjas run into shoes. Bah, what the hell is this. *dumps hotcake badder on midgets Jomunga eats your avatars.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-04-19 11:43:38

*watches Jomunga pour batter on the second division.* Maybe we should pull back to the hospital and rethink our plan of attack.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Nanaya Enix on 2006-04-19 12:38:14

Okay, I haven't been here for a long while. Pass me ten cups of coke!! Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well. Etna Flonne

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by eternaltorture on 2006-04-19 13:13:23

lolz...and i've never been here before..XD one cup of soda for me!!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by overlordsero on 2006-04-19 14:10:02

commin right up! *gives them the drinks*

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