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*Looks at Gej going down the portal* I think I know where that goes. *belly doubles its size* |
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*drinks.* I give up. GO ahead, defy the laws of the natural world. See if I care. Just come to the hospital when those 17th century philosphes give you heartburn... |
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Heart? are you sure your a Doctor? We all know Captain Crunch pumps Tofumbie into our systems. |
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on 2006-04-03 20:34:42 |
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What? Captain Crunch actually does that to us? *Drops what she was eating* What kind of a world do we live in?     |
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One where everyhting the taught me in high school was completely worthless apparently... *drinks again.* I wouldn't worry too much about it. We can always just run some experiments at the hospital and find out if Kotuso is right or not... |
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I dont think thats a good idea.. Remember last time we tried that? Kotuso became a vicious talking wall that ended up with Sky inside of it. I think that for the time being we should just let him destroy himself. Its bound to happen...  |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-04-04 07:55:42
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I thought I send all those annoying mini Kotusos in the black hole! Where are they coming from?  Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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on 2006-04-04 14:47:13 |
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*Writing while slashing mini kotuso that trying to interfere* Doc, this will become a very good and very odd story. Btw, why don't you try to fully examine kotuso's body to reveal the mistery. I bet you'll get noble (or in this case maybe gendou) prize in science. *laugh* *Stab on mini kotuso that try to eat the journal*   |
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I have conducted surgery on Kotuso. No less than three times... I got lost twice and the thrid time he just got up and walked off in the middle of a frontal lobotomy! I can't operate on a patient if they won't bloody well sit still! |
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on 2006-04-04 16:19:20 |
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*Laugh* You have painkilleers. Why don't you injecting a lethal dossage of it in kotuso's body, or you would prefer more 'primitive' method. *showing my sword* Single stab on his head will make him sleep well. Or.... *Point a finger to the dwarven hammer that hang on the wall* I think that is good tool too. what do you say? |
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We gave Kotuso pills once before and... *shudder* Let's just say I'd perfer not repeating that experiance... The hammer migh work, if he doesn't eat it... |
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on 2006-04-04 16:25:51 |
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well...i think we just let him become a mystery. *drink again* Oh, btw, you said before that you have scientific proof of the toilet. May i know what is it? *Open the journal again* |
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Allow me to show you... *picks up a mini Kotuso.* We've all agreed this thing has no soul. Now even the soulless fear evil. Too much of it fill the void where the soul shoud be and the induvidual explodes. *Throws the Kotuso in the toilet. It explodes.* Like so. The fact this process happens so quickly is proff of the high concentrationof evil in the toilet. Plus, it's a public toilet. Everyone knows they're intrinsically evil. Just like telemarketers and Bjork... |
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Just lock him in a one door-room, he'll cave from the stress...  |
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on 2006-04-05 01:11:02 |
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*Get up and start walk to the toilet* This is getting interesting. I must try to enter it and see what happen. 'See the world and find the truth' my master once say that. |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-04-05 14:45:13
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*goes to the evil toilet* Hmmm...I don't sense any evilness in there. Weird.... Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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on 2006-04-05 19:14:36 |
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*a tentacle comes out of the toilet going for Enix, critic throws a kunei pinning it to the wall* Down kitty! *pulls Enix away, Enix gives critic odd look* It seems to respond to kitty *shrugs shoulders* |
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*looks at Toilet* *The from The Ring starts to climb up the pipe* Hey,critic if you have a moment to spare... |
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on 2006-04-05 19:48:26 |
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HOLY PLUNGER!!!! *starts bashing thing on the head shoving it down the toilet* |
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*Makes copy of The Ring Tape* *Plays it on the Plasma T.V. to everyone in the bar* *Runs out of bar* |