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Damn it. Now I have to put him back together. 5H17... |
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*Falls in through hole in ceiling Hey I just got back from spring break. What'd I miss?  |
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*Glare at kotuso's body parts* Well, you must working very hard doc, i think it will be difficult to put him back together. But, btw.....what is kotuso anyway. Is he somekind of failed experiment. or is he a chimera or maybe homunculus? I need to know, this is good for my journal. *Look at the doctor*   |
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*Sees pieces off Kotuso everywhere. This ain't good, I will tell you what Kotuso is. Kotuso is a giant bacteria that can split himself into many pieces and duplicate himself. Thanks to Skyalcemist, you took the liberty to turn him into pieces, we are about to witness a horror beyond our dreams. *The pieces of Kotuso expand and thousands of Kotusos appear. Each more blood-thirsty than the next. Well, I better get to ordering a large shipment of Tofumbie before we are all screwed.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*sees thousands of Kotusos* This is scary.... 
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I dont see whats so scary about them... Their all only five inches tall. Just step on them. *Steps on Kotuso clone, clone smooshes, everyone smiles evily |
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True. But their still Kotuso and this is just unnatural and somehow disgusting. *steps on a Kotuso*
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I think its just one of those neccessary evils... *Squishes another Kotuso BTW: I have decided that I am only going to post in a) the threads I have created and B)The threads from "The old days". Im just going to completely ignore all the new threads and pretend they don exist... |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-04-03 08:15:14
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*comes in and sess Kotuso's body parts* Oi, doc. What did you do to Kotuso body? Are you using people as exeriments?  Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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I did nothing to Kotuso. He got himself into this. And NO, I have not been using humans in my experiments... recently. *kicks a 5 inch Kotuso int the bathroom. The Kotuso explodes.* Actually I have no real clue WHAT Kotuso is. I'm pretty sure it wasn't alchemy that made him. Even that keeps things dead after a certain amount of abuse.... *I laughed very hard at this whole page. We are all sick people....* |
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on 2006-04-03 12:30:10 |
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*Finds more mini Kotuso's and starts stepping on them. Ha! That´s what you get for eating me!!! While I was reading this, I laughed so hard that the teacher came by and saw what I was doing. Then everybody in my class walked over. The bad part is that they now know I speak english. If they envied me before, now they are going to hate me.     |
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on 2006-04-03 13:52:46
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Well, you wanna go and find Kotuso's soul, Doc? I'm willing to do something. Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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I'll do anything right about now. Except go in the toilets.... *Kicks a Kotuso clone that was chewing his shoe lace.* God damn... |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-04-03 14:24:50
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Alright! We'll start by exploring Moonstone's underworld! *sends all the Kotuso clones into a black hole* There, no more annoy clones. Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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*finishes drink* Cool, let's go and see why the hells Kotuso doesn't die! |
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Aww...little Kotuso #88 has a public service announcement. How cute. *One little Kotuso dude holds up a sign* "Don't be Kotuso hatin' foos we may be 5'inch tall son,but we can fit in your ears!" *Mini Kotusos get in everybody's earts except for SkyAlchemist's ear* *Mini Kotusos tell everybody "Eat Skyalchemist,and then tie Josh down to the slip n' slide and slide him.....evily"* So...everybody read this thread in your class? Scary. *Little Kotuso jump out of the computer and Eat Sky's classmates...and teacher.* |
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What? You little monsters want to eat me? *Takes out machine gun and starts shooting despeartly around the place* ... *Mini Kotuso's run around madly* Well maybe I can spare the one that ate my teacher and my classmates... Actually they only saw it. I'm the only student in the Metalurgist career that can read, write and speak english. Hurray for me!!! |
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I guess that's good. *Chucks another Kotuso in the toliet. Another muffled boom.* NO does anyone still doubt my theory of t3h t0il37 0f 3vil? Or do I have to kill more of these little buggers to prove it... |