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on 2006-04-06 03:52:45 (edited 2006-04-06 09:41:31)
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(it's been done?i'll change it then...) you came home and found loads of anime girls in their pjs having a pillow fight.when they saw you,they grabbed you from the arms and legs wanting you for themselves.they kept on pulling until all your arms and legs were ripped off... i wish my runny nose will stop and not having any ever again |
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^(that ones been done)  Everyday above ground is a good day  |
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you can read peoples mind.... the problem is you went blind..end i wish the forum users understand the use of coordination and subordination and punctuation in compound and complex sentences to negate wish that wish others to wish myself.. (ja?  |
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by overlordsero
on 2006-04-06 10:07:12
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Your wish is granted but then from the confusion the world implodes. I wish for unlimited wishes XD 
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You have unlimited wishes, but every sentence you start, it begins with "I wish" (and it can't be undone by the other wishes). You can't conversate anymore so people start taking you off their friends list on AIM, MSN, Skype, Yahoo..etc. I wish I can undo my past mistakes. |
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by YoYotheCananbalisticOreo
on 2006-04-06 12:52:57
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your past mistakes are undone resulting in your undoing since a "mistake" is based on a matter of perspective and in order to eliminate all mistakes you made and therefore, thier further compounding, you are annihilated from existence. I wish that I was a dashing, brilliant, chap who can make anyone swoon and volunteer my preference. I like anime girls one...happiness is so bitter sweet.
I could give no less because I could give no more. ~myself
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YOur wish was granted but your brilliance made one poor bastard eadly jealous and he mutilated you in an alley envious of that which he could not be. You susequently die of blood loss in a hospital. I wish that I was able to keep to myself and not depend so much on the worthless validation of one person who completely owns my soul.... [I liked watching you handle that one. It's all about how much I wish I didn't depend on/ care for my ex.... I'm sad I know...] |
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by Jad [Alt] Kaizer
on 2006-04-06 15:22:25
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[Don't quite get what you mean Doc, but here goes...] You gain your own personal independence, and everyone now assumes that you don't need help anymore. The day you died, nobody carried your corpse to a proper burial place, because they thought that you can carry your dead body with your superb personal independence. I wish my body only needs 4 hours of sleep.
Behold the possibilities ! The end is merely the start of a new history !
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Your wish is granted but (assuming you sleep for 9 hours normally lets say) you have 35 extra hours per week/140hrs per month! With all this extra time of being awake you go into a severe state of boredom and eventually depression. You subsequently go insane and try to beat up the president until you are arrested and put into a lab where you are turned into a super soldier and put on the frontlines in Iraq. There you fall down a well while chasing a suspected suicide bomber where you are trapped and end up eating yourself until youre just a torso sitting in a well. You are eaten alive by rats and disease. I wish this project im trying to finish tonight will do itself! Everyday above ground is a good day |
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Huzzah it does itself!! only it has its own mind now and is determined to never let you hand it in. I wish I wouldn't get sick every time I ate pizza. |
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Your wish came true, but then you got tired of pizza eventually. I wish good times like these never end.
What if I jump out
of this speeding jeepney? Fly without wings Reach for the grey-painted heaven And out into the sea of infinity?  |
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They don't. The good times keep happening, but you slowly realize that while your mind considers this a happy moment, your body doesn't. Because of that, you don't physically age, so you enjoy the same old 'happy time' as a youth, and you watch as everyone you dies slowly, as you wish you never made that wish. (XD Did that make sense?) I wish that my auntie would stop watching pokemon. She's from Taiwan, and is staying here for a week. She's a bit deaf, so I keep waking up to the sound of the Pokemon theme song. |
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by Jad [Alt] Kaizer
on 2006-04-06 23:55:20
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She stopped Pokemon, and now she switches to Barney and Friends. "I love you, you love me..." And oh, she just decided to migrate to your country and stay in your house for a very, very long time. ;) I wish I have teleporting abilities.
Behold the possibilities ! The end is merely the start of a new history !
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on 2006-04-07 01:27:26 (edited 2006-04-07 01:27:42)
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you now can teleport,one day,your late for school and decided to use your powers,but you unknowingly teleport yourself to hell i wish i have brand new,wireless headphones that can use both solar and batteries and have a wireless range of 10 to 20km |
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by YoYotheCananbalisticOreo
on 2006-04-07 01:38:32 (edited 2006-04-07 01:45:05)
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you do but unfortunatly, u develop ear and brain cancer as a result of the infernal machine! oh, and your eyes bug out for no apparent reason. i wish certain select fictional personalities were real like ganon and link and zelda or han solo and vader or spike spiegal or rukia and so on in my discretion...
I could give no less because I could give no more. ~myself
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on 2006-04-07 11:23:20 |
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Wish granted. They're real, not only the ones you mentioned but all characters in your mind as well. Due to attitude differences, instead of encouraging world peace, they blew earth into pieces. But the worst thing is, they let you live, but with no one, no home, floating in the vast universe. How tragic... I wish to meet Gendou-san. XD    |
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You did met Gendou-sama but he ignored you and didnt adknowlage your existance and eventually left you with 99 cats I wish all otaku will die |
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Your wish is granted , all otaku's WILL die . They will all die from old age like everyone else . Unfortunately the process took to long you couldnt take it , you eventually go berserk and went trigger happy , none of your shots hit any otakus but instead you killed the closest person to you by accident , you were arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment with gay cell mates. I wish to be the top ten entreprenuer of my country by the time Im 25.  |
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you became the top ten entreprenuer when you're 25...but in less than a week,your business empire suffered from bankruptcy and you now live in the streets,with only a pair of boxes on you... i wish i can go to japan for a holiday |
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by YoYotheCananbalisticOreo
on 2006-04-07 12:16:01
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you get to go to japan on holiday but had no way to finance the trip. the manner you went was as disquished as a christmas elf, stowed away in the sub-zero cargo hold of a plane whereby you lost several fingers, your nose, some toes, due to frost bite and your left foot becuase the hold had no food and had long stopovers... so you ate your foot. i wish that due to wise popular opinion, bush is disposed and many ecological and economical problems are solved by "honest" politicians... i know, that may be by far, the most impossible wish of all wishes thus far. :/
I could give no less because I could give no more. ~myself
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