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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-09-30 14:57:07 |
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*at the trap feild* Druid Guy: oh god help us! Druid Guy 2: Ahhhh! my Leg is hurting! Druid Guy 3: oh my god I watched the end of school rumble term 2! Druid Guy 4: and I'm looking forward to term 3! Druid Guy 5: so this is what it's like in a bear trap.... Gin: ............ what the hell? Old Man: wow this is what you'd call irony.... Mhegan: so they dont seem like good guys.... *another druid appears* Druid Reinforcement: hay what happened here are you guys responsible for- *gets cought in trap* ahhhh!!!!!! Druid Reinforcement commander: they're the enemies get them! *Druid army charges at them with cythes, double wield blades, ans staffs* Gin: uh oh...... Phadriel: *poking dead druid with a stick*   |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-09-30 15:53:03 |
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Kay:hey, hey...so many against so little of us...now isn't that just unfair...? *pointing to the commander* Kay:and you...i think you stepped on dog poo...anyways, Cthaqa,Ithuqa!i'm counting on ya... *Cthaqa and Ithuqa appeared and changes into a pair of guns* Kay:uh...oh yea...i forgot... *scratcthing the back of his head.the army of druids disappeared* Kay:there was a deep hole i dug...about 100 meters deep...i added in spikes just in case... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-09-30 18:27:04 |
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Gin: well that was mighty convinient.... *Cigapix.... errr Cigatrix's lair* Page: Mi lord we lost contact with everyone... Cigatrix: *banging head on wall* DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!! Page: *sweatdrop* *at trap feild* Freddy: oh boy, how many places have you people messed up? Gin: just one.... Freddy: do you realize this is a major trade route path and people pass through each day!? Gin: ..... what are you yelling at me for!? Freddy: oh right *looks at Mhegan* Now you listen here you trou- Mhegan: *punching freddy* WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT'S ME YOU IDIOT!? Freddy: .... welll anyways, next you guys should go off to Hauton, mabe you'll find the whereabouts of the forest tower... that's all chumps, uh I mean champions of justice.... *dissapears* Old Man: oh look *scrummageing through druid's items* one of them has a map. Gin: things are looking up.... Old Man: and they appear to have a teddy bear with them. Gin: just take everything... Let's set off to Hauton. Narrorator: and so the bard slowly traveled to his next destination, weary of sidequests, battles, dealing with stress, and over hyperactive and sometimes Impulseive godesses, mind to tell you about the tale of him and Veronica, but that's a different story... Gin: hey where the hell where you!? Narrorator: sorry I had to go... Gin: damned idiot.... Phadriel: why's master talking to the sky? Mhegan: I heard there are people called narrorators that only Main Characters hear... Phadriel: no he's probably mad at the clouds... Mhegan: *nodding* good point.... Narrarator: and so the Bard and companions arrived at Hauton, weary of sidequests, battle, and in this case twin godesses who dont get along well, or well normally dont get along well... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-09-30 18:45:08 |
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Kay:i think i'm starting to hear things... Cthaqa and Ithuqa:*telepathically*we didin't anything... Kay:return of the stereo...anyways...we're already in Hauton, anybody knows a good place to take a time out? |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-09-30 18:54:23 |
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Gin: you could head around and search for an inn. I'll just take some time to buy weapons or whatever. *points to the drunken Rat inn* you two can go there if you want, I'll just spend some time makeing funds. Thnderblade: you mean singing? Gin: yep. Phadriel: this is a city? Mhegan: a town. |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 14:07:32 |
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Kay:well,guess i'll go book us some rooms...uh one or two rooms?or more? |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 15:12:38 |
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Gin: Two owuld be fine.. Phadriel: what about me and Mhegan? Gin: you have the lute... Old Man: and me? Gin: you're not important enough, just sleep be the packmules... Old man: argh..... *town guards appear outta nowhere* Town Guard: hey it's the bard! Town Guard 2: let's get him! Gin: oh being wanted can be a pain in the...... Thunderblade: err you guys go off, me and Gin have to settle a score with these guys from Linkos... Gin: hey wasnt Linkos the town where we released that dragon and it burned three quorters of it? Then Vikings invaded? Thunderblade: yep that's the one... *gin starts running* |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 15:22:02 |
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Kay:bye bye then~~ *went to the inn Gin mentioned and booked two rooms.he then went to his room* Kay:cozy... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 15:33:29 |
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Thunderblade: ah, my godess!!!! Gin: darn who wouldve thought the survivors from the town where a bunch of wizards!? Phadriel: wait why're we running? Mhegan: yeah we can kill them easy... *phadriel hits them with rocks* Mhegan: that shouldve gotten them! Farmer: ahhh! my cornfeild! Phadriel: *sweatdrop* Surviveing wizard: heh we wont die unheathed, we sent a spy to kill that apprentice of yours.... Gin: forst of all what apprentice? Thunderblade: he means Kay... Gin: secondly do you think I give a crap? oh wait I do give a crap! *In the inn* Narrorator: back in the inn little did the bard know, the assasin in question was acting like a hoe. drunken as a madhat, blinded out as a bat, the fool charged into every room, seeking to put kay into a tomb. Some guy in the inn: hey somewhone stop that idiot! he's destroying the place! |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 15:43:03 |
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*in the bathroom, washing his face* Kay:what's with all that noise... Cthaqa and Ithuqa:we have no idea... *looks at the mirror infront of him and noticed something on the choker* Kay:hey...the numbers are different...it was one before...now it's 5... *noise gets louder* Kay:...can't someone gets some peace and quiet for once... *gets out of the bathroom and lie down on the bed* Kay:comfy... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 15:50:17 |
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Gin: ahh crap who wouldve known he was with us? Thunderblade: well we went into town with him, and we had talked with him for a good 5 minutes before those guys showed themselves. Gin: .... well let's keep moveing. Phadriel: dont you think he can handle himself? Mhegan: yeah he has those two on the choker... Gin: let's just keep going, I have a bad feeling that this may get ugly. Narrorator: the drunken one continued to pillage the in like a viking, and sent many people a hikeing. However now he was so out of control that the person who put him in the story lost his firm grip on the guy. He was now nothing more thean a wild npc... Girl in the inn: my god he's hideous!!! |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 15:57:08 |
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Kay:ok..peace and quite...maybe i should go get myself a drink...i wonder if there's some in hammer space... *a hole appeared out of nowhere and Kay put his arm in and starts searching.and a few moments later...* Kay:drat..no drink...guess i should go down and buy some... *gets out of his room and down to the first floor, just to see the whole place in a mess* Kay:... Cthaqa and Ithuqa:what a mess...i wonder what happened... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 16:07:10 |
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*outside the inn* Gin: ahhh merik, you again? Merik (Rabid Drunk guy) ......... Gin: always trying to get in my way, axcept you get drunk and mee up terribly, if you where going to assasinate someone, why go outside? Merik: agedgegghnheajatrehjhdzhareharhjaegxbdagreg Gin: ........ *throws him into a sewer canal* Thunderblade: whew that was close... Mhegan: no it was never close at all.... Gin: well at least nothing got hurt or damaged... let's go get some new armor.... Mhegan: hai! Phadriel: hai...... *in the inn* Inn owner: oh god how will I pay for the damages!? My family will starve! |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 16:12:08 |
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Cthaqa and Ithuqa:*telepathically*what happened here... Kay:maybe a huge rat came in and the ladies got so worked up, they ended up destroying what they see... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 16:22:35 |
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Gin: What those prices are too high! Blacksmith: so what, it's what i've worked on for years. Gin: a sheild with magical properties isnt something that takes years, more like an hor with alchemy... Blacksmith: I made it with my own hands! Gin: well it sucks anyway... *a girl appears* Girl: uncle! my cat got lost in bugbern cavern! Blacksmith: sorry dear but I'm dealing with a costomer... Girl: *looks at gin* good sir, you looks strong and dependable, please save my cat lori! Gin: well sure young lass *thinking* and you look lquite desireable yourself... *Phadriel and Mhegan glare at gin* Gin: well anyways well do it... for a price. Girl (persumably 16): uh sure, I'll give you one of the things I've smithed of youre choice. Gin: you can smith? Girl: nevermind that, just please save Lori. Gin: well ok then deal. *walks outside* Gin: bugbern cavern, wasnt that by the inn? Thunderblade: well it had a do not enter sign... Gin: well that just makes it interesting... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 16:30:05 |
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*after getting himself a drink* Kay:better... *sitting outside the inn,on a chair* Kay:man...i miss watching tv... Cthuqa and Ithuqa:... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 16:44:37 |
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*gin in front of Bugbern cavern* Gin: this place is way too close to the inn. Mhegan: stand back... *launches a fireball at the door* Gin: *looking inside* what's with the sparklie stuff? Thunderblade: yeah... Mhegan: *holding neck* ahhhh... Phadriel: *holding stomach* ...... gin-domo.... Gin: huh, what's happening!? Narrorator: and once in the cavern Gin realized that the sparkling lights where poison to summoned creatures, even godesses. *Phadriel and Mhegan disappear* Gin: what the hell happened? Thunderblade: ahh whatever, let's get the cat first then worry about that later. Narrorator: unbenowest to the Bard, the bugbern caverns where notorious for their bugbern. *a bear appears behind gin* Gin: what the!? Narrorator: and the bard has just found this out the hard way... Gin: ahhhhhhh!!!! |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 16:55:17 |
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*finishing his last sip of his drink when he heard someone screaming* Kay:that sounded like Gin...maybe something happened... Cthaqa and Ithuqa:*telepathically*it came from behind the inn Kay:eh? *runs to the back of the inn just to find a cavern* Kay:hmm...a cave... Cthaqa and Ithuqa:*telepathically*no just any cave...it has Iere Crystals... *looks at the sign next to it* Kay:Bugbern Cavern... Cthaqa and Ithuqa:*telepathically*we must warn you.if you go in there, you won't be able to call us out. Kay:why?does it has to do with that Iere Crystals you mentioned? Cthaqa and Ithuqa:yes...that sparkling light is fragments of the Iere Crystals. It's poisonous to us... Kay:why does this things have to be so troublesome... |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 17:12:09 |
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*gin skids across the floor* Gin: dammit! why do these friggin sidequests always seem to end up like this!? *bears (known as bugbern in Hauton) charge at gin* Thunderblade: ohhh this is gonna hurt..... *Gin blocks and swings back in counterattacking* Gin: damn, what's next? undead? *walking corpses appear* Thunderblade: yep. Gin: OH SON IF A *****!!!!! Thunderblade: oh yeah did I mention that I saw another sighn nearby saying, crypts, so that mustve ment this place is Bugbern Cavern Crypts. Gin: ahh crap.. Sikra: *in gin's mind* Ahh gin domo's getting hurt! Lyssa: *in gin's mind* gin-domo you need help? Gin: well yes but I cant summon you right now! Charmaine: *in gin's mind* well we can lend you some strengths. Gin: what're you talking about!? Charmaine: well on your command we'll give you one of our attributes, makeing you stronger in that feild... Gin: ok that's pretty convinient... Sikra: ohh choose me... Gin: alright Charmaine, lend me youre swordweilding attribute! Sikra: *possible teary eyed* awwww.... Charmaine: aye..... *gin starts glowing* Gin: damn all this shiny effects is what they use in shojo... Thunderblade: what's.... oh nevermind.... *charmaine's sword appeaars in gin's hand, and also some artistically interesting armor* Gin: heh? this sword is really light, except it's larger thean a cow.... and what's with the armor? Charmaine: well that was my old armor, except it's still laying around somewhere in the lute, the sword is all part of the package.... *gin takes down five bugbern at once* Gin: heh this is outstanding! Thunderblade: *sheathed on gin's back* hey what about me?! |
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Re: A Wandering Path
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on 2006-10-01 17:14:03 |
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*turns around and shrugged* Kay:might as well go back to the inn Cthaqa and Ithuqa:*telepathically*you're not going in there? Kay:nope...too troublesome... |