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on 2006-03-28 17:30:45
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You know jomunga, I was about to do that. ahh but oh well, I guess you're the one who is going to die so thank you. *reaches deep into pocket* I present the one and only real, glow worm. *worm glows amazingly(ok LED's have a brighter emmision but hey it's a Wrom!)* *quuickly puts back in pocket* not going to keep this outside for kotuso to eat, it's the only one in t known forum |
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That's incerdible. Can I run some tests on it? |
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Thats not so rare. I have plenty of those. I store them in my nose. *Pulls out glowing goopy green thing from nose. See. *Flicks it away with fingers. |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-03-29 14:08:56
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My, I guess the bar's empty as well. |
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I'm here. *is ignored.* Alright cool. Be like that. *mumbels while drinking.* |
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*Looks at b lood falling from above* *Wipes b lood off shirt* D ammed ceiling leaks. *Grabs random machine gun* *Starts firing through the floor* |
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*places a helmet on his head. large parts of roof collapse. a fire hydrant lands in front of him.* Wear a helmet and you're always safe. |
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I need no helmut! This sombrero suits me just fine. *throws sombrero, cuts fire hydrant in half. *White powder flies everywhere. |
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*points at white powder.* I know I shouldn't ask but what the hell is that? |
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I recommend sniffing or snorting some to find out. |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-03-31 07:33:30
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Hey, that's coccine. Why do you have those? |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-03-31 11:16:17
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*Grabs a drink* Feels good to be at school and use the computers for free! Yep, this is life. |
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Illegal substances. Now this bar has had everything in it. *drinks.* The coke does explain a lot of Jomunga's behaviour though... *drinks* Is it just me or is it slowing down around here? |
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on 2006-03-31 20:56:51
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HEY! NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, they're illegal for a reason! I'll have to confiscat that. *takes and throws into fire like California state troopers* Yea smartness! |
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Ahhh, what are you doing! I need that to live! *Jumps into fire |
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I guess I'll be treating some burn wounds pretty soon... *groan* Oh, not that many pass though here but ye think I could get some players for a mech RP I was going to start. I want to checkhere first before I dump another thread y'know? Yes or no. Details if I get a good turn out. |
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on 2006-04-02 03:50:35
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What a noisy bar. *Sit near the doctor* Doc, i guess you better stop jormunga. He try to pick something from the fire. Is he idiot or what ? If you want to pick something in the fire, why dont you put out tha fire first. *Wave at the waitress* Need An Turbojolt XL energy drink here ! *The waitress nod.* *She back with a huge glass of turbojolt xl. *Drink it* |
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*Jumps out of blazzing bon-fire. Whew, that was close. I thought Dninja threw California state troopers into the fire. Living in California, I need those to live. Hey I am no idiot! I did try putting out the fire like any intelligent person would. However, when I tried putting out the fire by chucking alchohol into it the fire only got larger. Whats up with that? Every smart person knows that liquids put out fire. *Chucks barrel of gasoline into fire |
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on 2006-04-02 06:51:16
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UHUK !!?? *Almost choked by own drink* *Get up and rush toward Jomunga and grab the barrel* ARE YOU NUTS !? yOU WILL FRY ALL OF US. USE WATER TO PUT OFF THE FIRE !!! NOT GASOLINE OR ALKOHOL !!!! |
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on 2006-04-02 06:59:48
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Actually sometimes sand works better than water... Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I throw in some gunpowder in the fire? *takes out gunpowder and is now about to chuck it in the fire* |