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Except for myself,and my A.E.M.s. *absorbs lasers with teeth,reflects them with hair,mysteriously reappears behind the bar counter* I'll let you go this time SkyAlchemist,but only because i've been traumatized by one doored rooms. *Takes a permanet marker,black,and write's on Josh's tongue,"Eat SkyAlchemist later"* Don't drink anyting in the next 10-30 seconds,or it might wipe off,Josh. *Goes to ceiling room* Home sweet home. |
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This tastes soooo much better than i thought it would... It is much too quiet in here. Where is everybody? whatever happened to all the sensless violence and where the Heck is the Doc? |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-03-22 15:13:20
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*sits there and watches the battle go on* Having a war in here entertains me. Loser goes to the Dark Holy land!!! |
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*Puts laxatives in all of the drinks* *Locks the bathroom door* This should be good.^_^ |
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I am getting pretty thirsty, I better get something to drink. *Drinks jug of something that looks like its been tampered with by Kotuso. Oh crap, I gotta go... Badly. *Runs to bathroom Shit, its locked. What the hell am I gonna do, I really need to go. *Looks around desperatly. I'm saved! *Unzips near portal. I mourn for the place where that lands. |
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on 2006-03-22 18:51:29
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*goes behind the counter, presses the bathroom unlock button, door flings open, whips hands, button disappears* Time for some insane randomness... *whips hands, water comes out of the toilet and forms a tentacel, tentacel wraps Kotuso's throut and pulls him into the toilet until only his legs are showing* Does someone have a plunger? |
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on 2006-03-22 19:48:42
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*removes laxitive from own drink* Track is taking up most my "me" time. I have very little time come here anymore to unwind. *unwinds* ahh that feels good *rewinds* Time to sleep *puts guts back to where they belong* keep those inside you never know when you'll need you lower inteninal tract.(especialy when it already has an american flag growing out of it) |
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I am so uncofused that I think my brain just became a demigod in its own right!!! |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-03-22 21:30:44
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Hey, I think I know what you mean although I am not sure. (Incredible, I was talking right now to somebody and my tied got tongued) |
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goes in bar the 2nd time.... "hey bartender ill like a beer!!!" *sees kotuso*-__-" |
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Apparently the bar has become a spot for randomness now. So lets see, its been a normal bar, then a crazy bar, then an arena, then a place of ultimate destruction, then a somber bar, and now a random bar. All we need now is some oxygen and wed be set! *Oxygen masks fall from the ceiling SWEET |
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*Kotuso explodes out of Otaku's beer* Haciccicicicicici! *Sends Otaku-k iller to the undereworld* Yes,that is the power of my words. |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-03-23 14:26:28
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*brings otaku-killer back* Oi, this guy fell on my head! Who's responsible for this? |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-03-23 16:43:44
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*Points at Kotuso* |
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on 2006-03-23 18:39:16
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Ok, I'm done for a while. I'll let security babysit Kotuso for a while, Espi, you're free to have at him as well... I'm going to go enjoy my greatly missed wiskey. Oh, and Otaku, fyi, this is a serve-yourself bar, whatever you want, it appears right in front of you, enjoy... *goes off and chugs wiskey in iron mug* |
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*pulls on tentacle sticking out of toilet. Oh this is a a big one. *Giant tentacle monster lands infront of the drink dispenser OH NO! How we get our drinks when there is a giant tentacle monster infront of the dispenser. *Charges at tentacle monster with giant sword. *Gets sprayed with ink. Screw this, I am going to the springs to wash this off. |
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*charges at the tentacle monster with a bazooka* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows himself up instead* dang nabit you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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Uses Sexy no Jutsu Monster dies of bloodloss |
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now that was awsome what is that move? you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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I call it Sexy no jutsu It can make any male(human/animal) lose alot of blood |