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*Starts bangin head on walls* You can't*ow* stop this*ow* insanity by just*ow* running away... *ow* *Decides to rent a bulldozer instead of renting his head to destroy the wall* |
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on 2006-03-20 20:24:17 |
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*Stops running* Fine, if that's the case then... *Throws sensored mines on the floor* Get near them and you will blow up very badly.     |
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*Hands Kotuso a BAZOOKA This will work much better than any piece of heavy machinery! *Eats pool table Hey this isnt half bad!  |
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*blows up the BAZOOKA with a BAZOOKA* Darn,sometimes insanity destroys insanity,like how scissors beats rock. As for those mines... *Jumps over them* HAHAHAHHA you should of put them 5 meters apart instead of in monopoly,now you gotta jump 476478458949 times through candyland and back to the bar in 74747474 SkyAlchemist seconds! |
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on 2006-03-20 20:27:50 |
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*Starts throwing granades towards Kotuso and Josh* |
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*pulls the es back at SkyAlchemist* Silly,you have to grab es,not throw es . Its here in this footprint. *Holds up a book* *The book explodes,destroying the rest of the wall* |
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GAHH! Sky, im protecting you!?!?!? And Kotuso cant hurt you anymore anyways... *Uses spontanious laser vision to melt grenades and kill random passerbys |
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on 2006-03-20 20:32:34 |
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Hold on, I didn't get what Kotuso just said. |
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Because i'm insane! I'm so insane everything makes sense! *Absorbs Josh's Lasers with his teeth,and reflects them with his hair* What din'! *Starts running up and down walls* |
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on 2006-03-20 20:49:50 |
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Yeah, I get your insane but what 'es' are you talking about? |
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You shouldn't let down you guard like that! *eats SkyAlchemist* Ah,I think my rampage has subsided. *Looks around the bar,sees Dninja passed out on the floor,an exploded wall,broken bowling alley,a half eaten pool table,and a broken floor* Gee,I hope critic doesn't see this,or Dninja doesn't remember this. |
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*Time lazers Sky back into existance Kotuso, Sky is under my protectin now. No more attacking/eaing her... |
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O.K. but we should clean up before mom and dad/I mean DNinja and Critic come back. *lazies around,drinks to all the destruciton* I'll do it later. |
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on 2006-03-21 03:46:01 |
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*Walks in with full equpment,guns and such* *Looks Mega cool with shades and a long cloak* ........... *Looks around* ........... WHAAAAAA? Its over? Awww.......... Oh well...... ......... *Sees Kotuso.....* U still not dead? *Fires all he has at him* Hehehe *Walks off* 
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |
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on 2006-03-21 04:47:15 |
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*overshadow's Kotuso* Too... Late... *whips hands, restors bar to normal order all clean and sparkaly* Now for you... *glares at Josh and Kotuso, a few moments later, Kotuso and Josh appear in the room again with disney palying loud, the walls, floor, and ceiling lined with force-feilds to prevent escape* *walks over to a booth, starts chugging wiskey* I'm hiring a new bouncer, that's the third time they've wreacked the bar and Dninja wasn't around...  |
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Mwuahahahahah! Little do they know, I had a major role in The Sound of Music! I dont mind Disney Movies. *Twiddles his thumbs and hums along to the music Ok I lied and my bluff didnt work, Kotuso time for us to bust outta this joint. *Lasers walls with spontaneous yet convieniently timed laser vision Oh and Critic Ill do some part time Bouncing for ya if need be, My shop has been destroyed just as many times as your bar after all... |
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on 2006-03-21 08:34:59 |
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Only if you don't destroy the bar yourself, *lets moonstone out of the room, watches lasers rickesha off the force fields* Poor Kotuso... not... |
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Keeping up with all the new Rpgs is a pain in the ass. I'll stick to the good old bar. *sips tea like gentlemen Nothing like a sip of good tea in a peaceful bar *Entrails fall on Jomunga   Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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Nah, My destroyin days are over. ima stick to laser beaming the wicked and general heroing and ruckass breaking. |
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on 2006-03-21 17:34:30 |
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Ha! Kotuso has nobody to cause destruction with anymore. |