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(To the Doc: OH MY GOD YES! It was absofreakinlutely spectacular. Youll enjoy OR ELSE) Oh come on Kotuso. I cant help it that I fall through the ceiling, it hurts enough falling onto the floor...  |
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Oh,i'm sorry,I forgot you suffered from Ceiling2ground syndrome. Its a serious disease infecting 1/100000 Gendounians. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 20:28:31
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And its one where Gendou General, the areas first in medical care, can help treat. We have a caring and professional staff on call to assist you regardless of your problem or means of paying our exorbinant fees. Remember, Gendou's first and only: Gendou General.
This requires a unique combination of
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Hey wait a sec, Exorbinant fees? I work there now, dont I get a discount? Or at least a free lolly... |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 21:45:22
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Of course. You even get to pick the flavour you want. what sort of Doctor would I be if I didn't give out lollys? (Actually, I want one myself. Right back.)
This requires a unique combination of
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Sorry no discounts to people with Ceiling2ground syndrome.(Doctor's just saying that to avoid lawsuits,he doesn't really have lollies.) It says so on the sign. Come to think of it,there is a sign with about not going into the back room as well,but nobody pays any attention to it. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 21:46:15
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WELL THEY BLOODY WELL SHOULD PAY ATTENTION!
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Doc, what is in that back room. I want a straight answer! No more pussyfooting around the issue. |
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You never put any fees on the sign,therefore they can't pay attention if there isn't any posted amount... Come to think of it there was a sign about being smartelec....oh well probably doesn't apply if you don't pay the fee to pay attention.(which is non-existant =(...) |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 22:28:30
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It is important. It is a state secret. There are vitally important artifacts in there. Enterand I am sworn to kil you.
This requires a unique combination of
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Hmm, on the one hand Id really like to know whats in there. On the other the whole dying thing isnt too appealing... |
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I have no fear of death. *enters secret room, runs back out screaming* AHHHHHHHH, THE DOCTOR'S BABY PICTURES! *runs into the office*  |
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i would also like to see what is in that room *walks to the door* *grabs doornob* *looks into the room* HEY!!!!! I DONT SEE ANT OF DOCS BABY PIC'S!!!! you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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*Disembodied voice calls out NOOO. Lassad its not worth it, trust me. *Floats off to possess Kotuso |
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its already to late i already opened the door,........................................... ..............................and left it opened.......................... ............opps............... you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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*senses that ALOT of killing is about to go down... |
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*Walks in* Yo..............wha...... *collapses* 
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |
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Oh my Guard its Moonstone! Youve missed a little bit. But not to worry, Josh is here to provide a recap of events for anyone who has not been following along. *Takes a deep breath Kotuso died alot, Kotuso ate alot of people, unsanitary practices went down in any number of places including and not limited to; critics bar, gendou general, and most recently the hot springs. I was blown up, I posessed Kotuso although im not sure hes noticed yet, STAY OUT OF THE BACK ROOM AT THE HOSPITAL, the bar reached and passed its thousandth post and Critic missed the party. So many random and painful things have happened that the weaker members of the bar's minds have imploded and then violently exploded. Almost none of the laws of science apply here anymore if any. So basically you havent missed anything. Oh, and if youve been back for a while and I just havent noticed... Sorry. I dont pay good attention. |
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*Gets up* Maaan....stuff happened. I was also gonna kill Kotuso in the arena until a certain accident happened.....sigh Why stay the hell out of the back room? i`m curious now...... Anyway....wanna a drink?
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Heck yeah I want a drink. Ive been so caught up in the goings on at the bar that i forgot this was a bar. Ill have a rootbeer. Oh and I dont know why you have to stay outta the backroom farther than the fact that Doc wants us to and he'll kill anyone who goes back there. |