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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-18 16:43:05
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This bowling ball smell disturbingly like bile... I might need a drink or six over here....
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While your at it get me a Martinin. Actually scratch that. Id much rather have LEGS AHHH MY LEGS ARE EATEN! I CANT BELIEVE MY LEGS ARE EATEN! WHY ME, WHY MEEEEE!!! *Walis and screams for a while as the demon cow grazes on him I think I will have that martini. Dry, stirred not shaken. And Doc, if youd be so kind as to regenerate my legs and use that special Kotuso whistle I gave you Id be much obliged.  |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-18 16:53:13
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I never get a bloody break... always someone loosin' a bloody limb. Or two... *transmutates some legs onto Josh. Summons Kotuso with raw tofumbie.* The zombie meat wil work better than any whistle. Actually, if we had SkyAlchemist here, it would get Kotuso here even faster. Cheers. *drinks*
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Thanks Doc. Heres a spare Philosophers stone I just happened to have lying around, for all your hard work. *sits down and touches new legs with happiness |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-18 16:57:16
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I sense another full night's supply of randomness is ahead.
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Ill random you! AND YOUR LITTLE ALLIGATOR TOO! *Jumps onto his broomstick and flies away cackling, forgets hes inside and runs into wall... |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-18 17:11:30
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Ah yes. Well excuse me while I play darts with someone's entrails...
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on 2006-03-18 18:35:51 |
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At least you're not playing "atairway to heaven" with them. That's a cliche on-top of a cliche. Like cicadas in anime, it's everywhere. Seriously name an anime that doesn't have scene with cicadas in the background. Yea for randomness. 42!!!! |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-18 18:39:54
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What do you get when you multiply 7 by 9? Big ups to the ultimate question.
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on 2006-03-18 20:27:31 |
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7 times 9? That would be 63, 7 times 6 on the other hand that is 42. I think you should be checked for dyslexia. Or do you use the num-pad to enter in numbers cause a slip of the finger can do that. Back to bar business. *sits down on a bar stool* what, Kotuso, hasnt tried to kill anyone, wait yes he has. *pulls up a floor board* Hey kotuso, this isn't tremors, get your three headed budy and you, out from under the floor. You don't want to see what I can do to you in a confined space. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-18 20:32:12
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Dude, haven't you ever read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? The Ultimate answer to life the universe and everything was 42. The question however was what do you get when you multiply 7 by 9. It was proof there is something fundementally buggered with the universe. Blimey.
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*falls in through ceiling thats weird, I dont remember ever having left? Oh well... Just got back from V for Vendetta. AWESOME TIMES INFINITY PLUS TEN!!! Easily up there with all my other favorite movies such as Sin City, Sean of the Dead, the LOTR trilogy, and Advent Children. Woot to Alan Moore! *Drinks to all his favortie movies and Alan Moore And Kotuso, I have devised a way for you to eat as many people as you want without scaring away all the normal(as if there were any) patrons of the bar. *hands a portal to kotuso through crack in the floor board That portal leads to the entrance of a very large prison in France. Noones going to miss a few French convicts so have at it! |
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on 2006-03-19 11:48:27 |
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*smacks self on the head* I forgot it is 7*9 in the book. Never post on an empty stomache, it doesn't end well for you. Or at 11:30 while extremely fatigued. In anycase I belive I was owned, thanks I compleatly forgot that. It's going to be another long week...again. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 16:32:06
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Just give me a drink and I'll forget that ever happend Dninja my friend.
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on 2006-03-19 16:37:29 |
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Thanks all, embrace randomness as much as one insane human can handle ^_^ As for you Kotuso, I don't however like my floor being destroyed, which is why I keep a little pet down there, so you might want to get out of there. Kotuso: "Eh, why?" *a large black figure dripping with gu comes into the light*  |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 16:43:58
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I have an odd feeling my services will be required in the hospital shortly... *gets up to leave.* (To Josh: Was V for Vendetta that good? I'm going to see it soon with luck. It has me excited.)
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*kotuso pops out of the floor boards." Aight fine,I know what this is about,you're kicking me out because I don't pay my rent.BUT I did pay for the my flood insurance,its kinda important when you living in those dark,deep secluded places. *Jumps into the ceiling through the worn out hole Josh has made over the many "visits" to the bar* *puts stell spikes over the hole* Its gonna really hurt when you fall through the celing this time. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 18:54:08
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Good to see we're all in a blood thirsty mood tonught. *sips tea laced with... something.* It had best get fun tonight. Violent or random like.
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Well this is a bar,I suppose we should have some kind of thirst. *orders b lood in a bottle* Cheers. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-19 20:03:10
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Cheers indeed my friend.
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