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on 2006-03-14 07:43:01 (edited 2006-03-14 12:57:31)
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For those of you involved in the warring nations bit, this is for you... you can order here or at the armory... Critic's Bar Exclusive Weapons, Accessories, and Items list. Weapons: Iron Mug (Bludgen your enemies and get drunk at the same time, even comes with your name ingraved on it): 1,000 Sabuza's Sword (A sword confiscated by Critic's Bar management, now the guys dead, there's only one of these shiny little babys, so be the first to get this 2m long-sword): 6,000 Foam Grenades (Blind your enemies and get them drunk at the same time, also good for parties): 10 for 100 Paper Grenades (Once these balls of paper are thrown, they explode. If near an enemy, the paper will wrap around the target and subdue it): 10 for 1,000 Shurikan (A spinning propeler with four blades on it, excellent for traps and mowing down a good number of targets): 1,000 Accessories: 1 pair Metal Plated Gloves (Very usefull for blocking swords, knives, ect. Comes with "Did you just attack me?" ingraved in it. Please ask if you want something else ingraved on it): 400 Items: Ninja Cards (Store important info that no one else can look at): 10 for 100 Wiskey Flask (Need a little pick-me-up in the heat of battle?) 100 "I order you to kill me" Sticky note (Put it on the back of an enemy commander and whalla, not garunteed to work every time): 1,000 Dark Portal (Throw this little dark marble in the air and a one-way, one-trip portal will open up for you anywhere) 2,000  |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-14 19:01:19
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Hey I'm just glad to see some of our old comrades back for more madness. I say we need to do much drinking once we are all here again. Yes, a celebration methinks is in order. All in favour say "I" or some equivilant.
This requires a unique combination of
psychology...and extreme violence.
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*Gives up futile hunt for dead friend's obituariy* *sarcasm*Yea, let's have a party*sarcasm* *starts to chug whiskey* I said I wouldn't do*hic* this*hic* Hey boss can I buy those gloves anyway, they could come in "handy" I can't be compleatly depressed, too much good is arround me for that. |
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I call Zabuza's sword! I've always wanted that hunk of coolness.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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mee wants too!!!!  |
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u wants wat? you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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I think he wants "two", No sure though. Maybe he wants too much? I need a drink. I cant think on a clear blood alcohol level. *Drinks rubbing alcohol Eck! Critic youve really let this place go if your drinks taste this bad... *continues drinking anyways Oh and Doc, i think one of the patrons of my night club is bleeding all over the durn place and someone fell in a pile of broken glass so if you could head over there and fix em up Ill give you a vip pass. *passes out again from thoughts of blood mixed with rubbing alcohol poisining  |
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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-03-15 06:44:13 (edited 2006-03-15 06:48:21)
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@Pooh, I find that hard to believe since the drinks are as good as you make them. Or maybe you're just in a bad mood. Since he asked first, Jomunga gets the sword, but I gotta check your posts first. So I can buy stuff from cloud. As for the party, we haven't had one in a while. *pulls out a couple of foam grenades* PAAAAAAAARRTY!!! *pulls the pins, throws the grenades, the entire bar is ingulfed in beer infused foam* dirtyninja, here are your gloves, enjoy. Jomunga, the sword is all yours, congrats^_^ |
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*Wakes up and finnaly looks at whats in his hand Now how the heck did I get rubbing alcohol. I just wanted something that would get me really drunk really fast... *Sees Critic open the foam grenades Now thats what im talking about *dives onto grenades and explodes with foamy goodness. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-15 09:21:19
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I'm going to have to go to work in the real world in a few hours so I'm going to get smashed here. *Drinks, A LOT. Then drinks more. Just because.* Arright! Tha'sh betta!
This requires a unique combination of
psychology...and extreme violence.
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on 2006-03-15 09:32:54 |
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Hey, we're getting close to Criti'c Bar 1000th post, we'll hold a huge party then, lemme see if I can get the others together for it. |
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*still trapped under Josh* *foam covers him up* Gog...ug...fu....d...you...all...... *drowns in foam* |
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on 2006-03-15 19:22:14 |
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*pulls kotuso out from foam* I know this stuff is hard to get out of your mask and pants. *starts swimming in foam, stops* I'm way too tired for this. Too much is happening too fast. I can't maintain this leve...*passes out* *wakes up* yay gloves! *falls back to sleep* |
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I would get out of the foam while your asleep,but i think your immortal so that doesn't matter. Hmm..yes very close indeed to the one-thousandth post... |
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O.o what happened to this bar? *wades waist-deep through foam* cool!1000th post is close.. lets see who's gonna be the lucky 1000th?^_^ |
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*1st time going into bar* oooo 1000th post Hey bartender ill like a butterbeer and a lemon tequila |
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I got the sword! Now this is my kinda of party! *Does the happy happy lucky sword dance. *Plays baseball using sword as bat and foam grenade as ball. Grenade explodes on impact covering Jomunga with foam. All fear me, I am now a large mass of foam with a big sword and I am drunk. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*comes into the bar* what the heck happened here? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! foam gernades,..these are the best gernades ever!!!! because they have alcohol in them *jumps into the foam and starts to dround* HELLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYBOOOOOODDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!! PLEASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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*pulls Lassad out of the foam and claps Otaku-Killer on the back Woah! thousandth post. So many great memories already... Kotuso killing himself in any amount of ways, Critic getting his bar destroyed by crazy poolball drinking maniacs, and general drunken disorder. Its like a big happy disfunctional drunken family. Happy to be a part of it all. Cheers to a thousand posts and heres to another thousand more! *Drinks one thosand different kinds of alcohol then passes out from alcohol poisining |
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thanx josh i thought i was a gonner MINE IS THE 1 THOUSANDTH ENTRIE TIME TO PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |