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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-12 18:43:02
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Gotta love how understanding you all are. Kotuso is half dead and you all give me the ok to watch Adult Swim *raises drink* Here's to ye. Drinks for all.
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No prob..........I would drink with ya if I could....just figured out there are two kidneys in the body,not three like I thought... Oh well,i'll just go buy one at the next gas station,i'm sure they sell those in the 25 cent machines... *goes to a gas station* |
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Getting into rps is hard. Luckily we still have the good old bar, where you don't have to read through 100 posts from when you last posted. *drinks the leftover liquid from the water prison technique. Ah! It certainly has a Kotuso like essence to it. *Sees Kotuso trying to suck the life out of the bar's pool table. Despite it is a pool table you can't drink it. *Sees Kotuso try to drink the 7-ball No you can't drink that either, its the 7-ball for the pool table not 7-up. Kotuso is not functioning properly, he needs more organs. Maybe I will go hunt down that old man he brought here before for some organs. I am sure I saw him at the gas station last.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-13 13:54:24
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Its really not fair y'know. The Warring Nations thing was a brilinat idea but it's just impossible to keep up with. *drinks* I mean, it's almost more fun to sit around here and wait for the next fight to break out y'know.
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I WILL drink that 8-ball! *stares at the 8-ball* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *nothing happens* *the ball explodes into a liquid* O_o no way..... *Drinks 8-ball* |
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on 2006-03-13 18:08:29 |
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Sory kotuso that's a magic eight-ball, they are always full of liquid. It just burst from it being to hot in here, that TV made the room too hot. jomunga, I wouldn't have drank that if I were you, it had bits of kotuso's brain in it. *sits down, actually scatch that, lays down from fatigue* *stares at celing* Hey...wha'...is that...yes it is a large peice of foam, wait, not again. *foam falls* *nimbly dogrs foam and kicks it into kotuso's mouth* Well that saved me, drink up. I Know it's foam but it'll have to do for now. |
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*drinks foam* Mmmmm....soapy....yet,textury as well. *passes out from toxin* |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-13 18:23:04
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I really starting to see a trend here. We all get together, Kotuso eats/ drinks something, Kotuso dies, we ignore him. It's terrible how we're all desenitised to death like that. *Steps over Kotuso to get tothe bar.* Guess I'll have to revive him later...
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*d ies* Don't worry,it happens all the time,once your brain gets used a stimulus it is not as intense as the first one... You see,you at least stepped over me,you might stepp on me next time,one may never know. See what I did? I d ied first,then talked,destroying the trend. *revives* HA! |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-13 18:34:51
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If you continue to punch holes in the popularly held views of death someone is going to cut you up for real.... Or wait, I already have haven't I?
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Techincally yes,visually no. *points to zombie body replacements* See? I'm already d ead on the inside lol. |
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on 2006-03-13 19:41:26 |
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I knew it Kotuso doesn't have a heart! Or has he just been attacked by Aliens. Ah well, even if it is true it doesn't matter. Even zombies feel love, sometimes. Stubbs the zombie: a rebel without a pulse, proves that much. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-13 19:42:29
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And this in itself makes you a mockery of all professionally held medical practices and beliefs. *raises a glass* Good on ye for that. *drinks*
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Did anyone ever claim that lung because if not I have about seventeen rocket launcher toting, ninja trained, venus fly traps that are very hungry. For some reason they all have a taste for human blood or something. Oh. This is a bar where I can get anything to drink, apparently including an eight ball, Ill just order up a gallon of human blood. *orders blood then passes out from sight of so much blood *falls on to Kotuso's fallen corpse and crushes his spindula  |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-13 19:53:19
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Two dead bodies. Good to see were right on track for tonight's body count. By the way, this is all I do on this site anymore. the other boards, the music none of that is important. Is there something wrong with me or are we really that cool?
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We stylin' G *flashy pose* Oh,wait I got a dude who constantly falls throughs celiengs on me. *passes out from crushed spindula* |
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*Gets up off of Kotuso Hey. Im not dead... I just cant stand the sight of a gallon or more of blood. Anything less and im ok but a gallon just really makes me want to vomit. And I really cant help the whole ceilings thing. I just seem to react badly to teleporters... *Suddenly blinks out of existence and back with a grass skirt on with nothing else. AHHH! |
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*Jomunga suddenly becomes a mysterious fortune teller. I can predict the future and answer all questions! Behold my power! Will Kotuso ever fall in love? Don't count on it. Will Dninja impale someone with a javalin during track? Signs point to yes. Will Critc's bar ever have a designated driver? Outlook not so good. Is the Doctor gonna eventualy turn into a mad doctor and destory the world? It is certain Is Jomunga just using the magical 8-ball for his fortune telling? Concentrate and ask again. Is Jomunga just using the magical 8-ball for his fortune telling? Reply hazy, try again. Is Jomunga just using the magical 8-ball for his fortune telling? Ask again later. Is Jomunga just using the magical 8-ball for his fortune telling? Concentrate and ask again. As you can see my fortune telling skills are second to none. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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on 2006-03-13 23:58:58 |
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*Walks in* Hiya all......been a while *Orders a drink* 
I prefer being alone so do me a favor and leave me be.... |
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hey all,..the critics bar seems really dull without the people that are still banned*like my bro sero* can i get the best drink ya got to get ride of my depresion? it would help a lot,...thanx ^_^ you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
