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*Runs after Kotuso You can't go to church like that. You need to at least wear this santa outfit.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*puts on santa outfit* Yes....how zombie of me to forget.... *Walks into chrch* *burns* |
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*raizes eyebrow quzically* zomnbie-santa in church, wow now I've seen eveything. *puts out kotuso* burning churches are a sad sight no fires please. Jomunga, be careful with that stuff, remember what happened ~10 posts ago. The difference is that there is no rules, 'cept for two. 1) no tackling 2)follow the meritbadge counselors' instructions. It's played with a bag o' corn, and it's played like a cross between cricket, soccer, football, ultimate frisbee, and death from me. I owned 10 kids trying to take me down, 1 in a headlock, 4 fended off with the kid in the headlock, and 6 litteraly shrugged off(I rolled my shoulder back and 6 of them went flying). No joke. Then I was tackled, but in the process, well I'll show you a diagram. my knee >) kids stomache only verticle, the kid litteraly just fell to the side moaning, I was fine but I got a penalty shot. That's Indian football in a corncob. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-11 19:42:26
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Umm... right. Kotuso follow me and I'll transmutate you a kidney or two. Gods who'd think it'd be so much work keeping you alive....
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No,I need all three of them now,i just burned one. *confused look by doctor* Yeah,3 kidneys in the body right? You call yourself a doctor,doctor? Just like how everyone has 9 big toes and 78 litte 'uns. Geez maybe I should be a Doctor. You do have candy in your hospital right?preferably chocolate. *evil grin* |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-11 19:54:32
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I'll just whip you up some organs first and we'll discuss candy if you're good and don't try to eat my nurse again...
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*hides the critic's bar mold* M'kay,sounds good. *shifty eyes* |
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We have a mold for the bar, I always though tit was stored in critic's head. Oh well, you can't take something that doesn't exsist. doctor watch out you can get into legal trouble with manufactured organs. i'm not sure you have the proper licensing greements for privilage to manufacture. *hands doctor a 7" packet of papers* Well it was issued by the government, at least you're not paying them...much. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-11 20:28:16
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But I'm not manufacturing. I'm refurbishing. Remember that daemon cow from the other night, I'm using what's left (read as: the bits Kotuso didn't eat) to generate human organs. It's really recycling... I'm doing the government a favour.
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Well,I did say I would be an organ Donor at the DMV. So in a way I guess i'm recycling too.^_^ however,time is of the essence.... *Collapses* |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-11 20:50:25
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BOLLOCKS! Quick someone gab him and take him to the hospital! We'll have to opperate! (Have we been here before?)
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on 2006-03-11 20:53:13 |
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*Grabs Kotuso by one of the arms and picks him up* Oh look! Free Drinks! *Drops Kotuso and "accidently" kicks him*     |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-11 20:56:34
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Fine. I'LL drag his nearly lifeless corpse to the hospital. ME. ALONE...
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*Doctor goes to watch A dult swim* ....Ugh.....this is gonna take a few hours..... |
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on 2006-03-11 22:36:33 |
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Doctor, you really don't have to heal him. He can do that on his own, I mean he survived this long. *Mystcally heals Kotuso* Take a break and watch Cowboy Bebop. |
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on 2006-03-12 05:18:46 (edited 2006-03-12 05:20:08)
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*sigh* One would have thought you would have learned your leson Kotuso, oh well, time for my latest jutsu... *appears behind Kotuso, whips hands* Water style, prison torture jutsu! *Kotuso becomes trapped in a water prison, a tv appears and starts playing soap opera reruns* I'll just leave you there for a couple of hours. *calmy walks away* For those of you involved in that warring nations bit, if you want to ask about my squad, you may do so here.  |
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.....Aw man,I don't even remember what I did wrong,the cow thing was just a phase I promise.....even worse my seems to be escaping through my nose... *Watches TV in b lood red water* |
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*falls through hole in ceiling Seriously, I just walked through the front door and i still fall through the ceiling... *grumbles at his bad luck And to top it off I was walking down the street when this lung hits me in the side of the face. *hands lung to doctor I dont know whos it is but i think they might be needing both lungs to survive long. Oh well. Time for a rootbeer. *Slams down seventy rootbeers in twenty secconds anyone have some Tums?  |
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on 2006-03-12 09:27:02 |
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*releases water prison* The furniture is not edible. And watch it with the cow, if its just a phase, k then. Oi. Sorry for being a grump earlier. I'm better now. Ok then, I'm off to enjoy some hardcore warfare, maybe it'll take my mind off things. |
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*drinks Furniture* Ahhhhhhhh....good ol' loop holes. Hey,Rootbeer man,poor some of that in my kidney and pass it over here,I gotta break my new lung in... |