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*lassad jumps in front of dninja* *oof* *lassad is lying on the ground helplesly* i see pretty stars!!!! PRETTY!!!!!!!!! you can e-mail me if ya feel up to the challenge. lolz^_^ |
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on 2006-03-10 06:50:49 |
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*watches all the rucus* I think I'll let the bouncer handle this one again, maybe he can use the Barjutsus I tought him. I'm going to get a drink, if this isn't resolved, then Kotuso, forget the ceiling fan, I've got something much worse in store for the next person who causes a stir. I'm going to go and enjoy my drink. *goes over and chugs wiskey* Ahhhhhh ^_^ Its been too long since I've had a good drink, *continues chugging wiskey*  |
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moo,moo *eats DNinja* We,demon cows,are not vegitarians anymore! *Charges at lassad. |
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on 2006-03-10 15:10:44 |
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*muffled speaking* *large explosion blows out kotuso's stomache* Wow, I didn't even think that'd work. *drags remenants or kotuso out the door* Now let that be a lesson to anyone who wants to eat me. *awkward silence* Um... let me rephrase that... No one cause a rukus, or I'll go Slayers Next on yo' behind.  *heals Lassad* Thanks bud. *heals Jomunga* sory 'bout that, next time you try that do it from a safe distance. |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-10 20:05:59
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I'll just go and drag Kotuso's remains into the casualty ward and sew him back together then... *walks off picking up body parts sighing*
This requires a unique combination of
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before doctor can sew them Otaku-killer went to put acid on kotuso's body  |
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otaku-killer, just be careful get any acid on the floor and you'll be licking it up and you will have to replace the burnt-out flooring with your teeth. You should've seen your face when you read that. Doctor, just be careful re-ataching his lungs and heart. I think they landed in the arena, go check there. |
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dont worry dninja ill be careful :D i just put some acid at his stomuch and lungs |
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*Pours Red Bull into Kotuso. *nothing happens.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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puts acid and some Dynamo inside red bull :D |
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Can we really train here? What can we do here? 'put a yaki potion and metal and charm potion into one bowl' BOOM!!! explosion happens Is it only Gendou train here? |
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on 2006-03-11 07:01:46 (edited 2006-03-11 07:02:57)
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AHHHH IN THE ARENA! IN THE ARENA! *whips hands, restores bar* Oi, so much for a good drink. Over here: Arena-add on to Critics Bar Acid, body parts, that's it. Otaku, are you new here at the bar? |
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by The Doctor
on 2006-03-11 13:17:19
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*steps in looking a bit uneasy.* I seem to have mislaid Kotuso's other kidney. He hasn't seemed to notice yet so I guess it's not all that imporatnt. Just keep an eye out for it would you?
This requires a unique combination of
psychology...and extreme violence.
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*walking down the street* What a perfectly good day,nothing wrong could possibly happen... *falls to the ground* NOT AGAIN!!!!! |
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A...kidney...you say...well...I...um...how do I put this...I...um...yea... about that...I...um...well...you see it was just sitting there...so...I...um...kind-of...fed it my dog. there I sadi it's out there now nothing will bring it back. Hey kotuso when you wake up from dialisis failure you can find it in my back yard, in less-than-desirable conditions. Well, now that that's been taken care of. Sory 'bout the place boss, at least you could repair it right. It's not like I comleatly leveled the place...right. Ah well considering some of the past "incidents" that have happened here I think Kotuso chasing a blanket is hardly worth spliting hairs (or in this case rib-cages). Suviez, yes you can trian here, mind that if you cause a rucuss I'll be there to put an end to it. I'm feeling pretty good cause I just owned 15 kids in Indian football. |
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*wakes up* Well,at least I didn't end up in Mexico with a note attached to me saying that my kidneys have been sold and I have an X amount of time to get another one agian. Wait a second.....I lost one in Mexico....and just lost another one... Oh well I got one more. *walks into bar* *Collapses* |
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That is such a Venture Bros. rip off. losing a kidney in mexico then losing another one. Ah, well, kotuso colapsed again. *carries kotuso out of bar, again* Hey doctor, I'm gonna' need a dialisis machine, and a realy large band-aid. |
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*wakes up* ...and find a Radio Shack....oh and maybe a robot with a dialysis machine in it.....and chips....not the cop show,but the food......need those *passes out* |
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what is the difference betweem indian football, american football, and football. Why does it matter if this bar gets messed up? I saw a whole drawer or repair bar no jutsu scrolls. *Inserts zombaide into Kotuso. Kotuso stands up and starts moving in a zombie like fasion. I think Kotuso is of the living dead now. *Gets Kotuso a nice tall glass of refreshing brain flavored schnapps. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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UGh....me no like brains....me want candy canes.....i'm a christmas kind of zombie..... *stifly walks to church* |