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*the epilogue (not secret movie) from KH2* Sora: So. . . what do you think it was, the door to the light? Riku: This *points at Sora* Sora: My necklace!!!???!! w0w. . . *Kairi runs up* Kairi: Sora, Riku!! *they turn and look* *Kairi gasps for air* Kairi: I'm pregnant!! *Sora and Riku look at each other* Sora: Why, you little!! *Kairi holds them back* Kairi: This is from "The King" The Letter: Dear Sora and Riku, sorry I got your girlfriend knocked up while you weren't looking (remember when we were seperated in Kingdom Hearts*? Yeah, then.) Gawrsh, that sucks uh-yup!! Goofy stop talking in my letter!!! Love, Me *the world Kingdom Hearts in the World That Never Was, not the game "Kingdom Hearts" |
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Kairi: "Eww...Sora, your shoes, are like, so big, like, OMG." Sora: "They're...inflatable..." Kairi: "Like, ew! They are SO 2 days ago! Stick to the fashion sequence, Sora, you're so, like, uncool..." Riku: "Hey, babe, what about me, yo? Aint my hair so great?" Kairi: "Ugh! Don't touch me, loserrrr..." Donald: "...what are you guys doin?" Kairi: *stares* "Like, O-M-G! MOrtal sin in the fashion sequence, wear some pants, rubber ducky! Uh, these people, are so like, losers!" Sora: "See, I told you she takes drugs!" Riku; "Let's kill her."  |
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What's up with you and Chuck Norris? Geez *In the Pride Lands* Banzai: Heeheeeheeheheeehee Ed: HAAHAHAh Banzai: HEeeheehehe Ed: HAHAHAHHAH Banzai: What were we laughing about? Ed: I FORGOT!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *pant pant* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Sora: *takes out keyblade* STABBYYYYY |
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*spoilers* Sora to Riku Sora: "Ok, Riku! Take off that black hood and show yourself!" *Takes off the black hood and reveals Chuck Norris* "Were you expecting the Pope? Deedeedeedee...!" |
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Axel vs Raijin also starring : Roxas One day Rai(Raijin) from Seifer gang fight with Axel. Is the fight already begin? Rai : I'm the Sifer's gang member y'know! Axel : And I'm the Organization XIII Member, Got it memorized? Rai : So Let's fight and I'm sure I win y'know! Axel : Remember when I came to Twilight town yesterday and beat your gang, got it memorized now? -Then Roxas came- Axel : Roxas, It's you, I'm looking for you all over the place. Roxas : Who are you? Axel : I'm use to be your friend, got it memorized? Rai : Cut it out, I'm tired waiting y'know! Axel : Okay then let's go to nearby cafe and talk. Rai : There are no cafe near here y'know! Rai : Your destroy it when you came here, GOT IT MEMORIZED? y'know! Axel : Sorry, I forgot, Hey you stealing my line y'know! Rai : You too, I'll kill you y'know! Axel : Roxas help me!! Roxas : I'm not in good mood today y'know!, beside I'm already turn into Sora yesterday, Got It Memorized? (roxas disappear) - End???-    ~ Consider Carefully - Act Accordingly ~ |
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Riku: Sora, I got something to tell you. Sora: Make it snappy. SouthPark will be on by 5. Riku: I....am your FATHER! Sora: .... Riku: .... Stan: OMG! They killed Kenny! |
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I got a few: axle vs roxas axle: ::does his basic spinning firetooth combo, but cuts it to close hitting his eye:: DAMMIT!! AH I CANT SEE!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- sora and kairi meet again kairi: sora its so good to...what are doing? sora:damn camera just a bit more... (if you know what im talking about its funny) ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyrx's battle Demy: DANCE WATER! DANCE!!::sitaur string breaks:: (water cloes fall to the ground as puddles) Sora and company: GET HIM!!! Demy:...****... ----------------------------------------------------------- (this one is from a comic but its real funny) Gatering of Org. XIII Axel: Who are you? Maulxeria: ::pulls out pink scyth, pink rose petal fall from sky:: I am the death that come at night. I kill you with grace and beauty, I- Axel: So your the grim reapers homosexual brother? (make sure you read the ansem reports at anologpaladins.com) ----------------------------------------------------------------- thats all i got for now.  |
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C'mon, what happened to the funny stuff? JEEEEZZEEE (sorry I just have to bug you ^_~)
woot
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*this is the part where Roxas is fighting the big white nobody (dont remember its name)* White thing: *flips platform thingy* Roxas: *cuts through spodie, falls to ground* White thing: *falls too* Roxas: Wow!!! I didn't know I could bounce that high!! |
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*Sora fights Xenmas Sora: "You're a rat!" Xenmas: "Your momma!" Riku: "Shouldn't we fight instead of mocking?" Sora: "Shut up, old man!" Riku: "If I have white hair doesn't mean I'm an old man...not like some pineapple head as I say so myself." Sora: "****." Xenmas: "Hey, I have white hair too!" |
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i was watching some of the japanese versions of KH a few days ago and i was like wow. donald's voice is even funnier in japan! WOW. and then mickey went all pshycho when goofy was all ' dead' [ not really *snickers* it would have been funny if he were thou!] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ donald: so, are you SURE he's dead? *poking at goofy with his wand* sora: positive. mickey: then whys he moving? sora: HE'S A ZOMBIE!! *shots goofy with firaga* [ think thats right...] goofy: *really dead now* BRAINS....*moves all zombie like after the KH cast where they all meet there end by the hands of zombie goofy* [ i thought it was funny...*looks at the angry crowd* ill go back to my box now..]
listening to the rytheme of my heart reminds me of only one thing, to be born human is to be born dying...
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hahahaha, i like reading these things! Unfortunately I'm not as creative as you guys are! ^_^ Keep up the good work! Anymore??
-nothing is impossible to a willing heart :p-
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Wow... 6 posts in a row... Whatever-_- In the darkness world, where sora and riku are talking on the shore (ending scene) Riku: You know what Sora, actually i kinda envy you... Sora: Really? Riku: But i do have something that you can never have... Sora: Yeah? What's that? Riku: I'm Kairi's first... Sora: WHATT????!! so Kingdom Heart 3 is about sora trying to kill Riku... So much for a friendship...-_- |
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| Sorry, that last one was really lame *shifty eyes* (I made it!) |
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*On Destiny Islands in KH1* Sora: Haha! You lose, guys! Tee hee! Selpie: Awwww Tidus: I can't believe I lost. . . Sora: I've defeated you 148 times!!! You should ALL BE DEAD BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rawr!!!! |
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*fight scene with Sora and Roxas* Keyblades: Kating, Shwing, bang, CLASH, Foosh!!! Roxas: You'd make a good mother... |
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'kay I have one more *for now* *secret ending of KH2* Armoured Guy: *reaches for keyblade* Other Armoured Guy: Dude, the batman convention is thataway. |
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*at the end of the game* Xemnas: If light and Darkness are eternal. . . surely we nothings are the same- Eternal!! Riku: YOU'RE WRONG!!! Sora: *spits from laughter* Hahahaheehahaheeeheehaw!!! Xemnas: Do not mock me!! Riku: What's so funny? We're about to die! Sora: Tee hee *wipes tear from eye* He looks like a dairy cow!!!!! *by Roxasgirl* |
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'kay. Do you play KH 1 and/or 2? Then you just put words in their mouths that make fun of crappy lines (even though I LOVE KH) |