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on 2006-02-14 19:10:14
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go ahead and smoke Kotuso, he's won't cure your nicotine problem but then again neither will cigaretts. Plus then it's kind-of, ok cause kotuso will be on fire. You won't have to worry about him running away, he's got about 6000mg of depressants in him. |
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on 2006-02-14 19:14:16
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*uses a chocobo feather on Kotuso, Kotuso starts flying off the walls* .... ok... bad idea... *looks for something to cast slow with* Attention admin, mods, ect, for the heck of it, I have decided to have a little fiasco in you alls honor *sets up really nice tables and reserves them for the admin, mods and so forth* you're welcome to come and enjoy yourself ^_^ It starts tommorrow evening, hope to see you there... |
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by "slick" Allen
on 2006-02-14 19:53:41
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hey! thats unfair! *goes to worn out tables and chairs* does this mean that were using these? wow, im giving you a failing remark if you ever decide on making an evaluation for your bar... j/k! do you have vodka here? im dying to taste one! ^_^ don't draw! as a knight of heaven i am bound to answer steel with steel. *van draws* foolish boy. |
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on 2006-02-14 20:28:35
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We have vodka, our regular tables are kept in shape mister, the reserved tables have decretive table cloths, candle, they're just decked out, that's all... |
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by overlordsero
on 2006-02-14 21:00:21
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If ya want I have crayons that we can decorate the normal tables with ^_^ |
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I think this barrel with straps substitutes for pants well enough. Maybe next time I try to pocket a giant sword I will wear parachute pants. In celebration V-day I will drink this discusting sounding chocolate flavored beer. |
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by overlordsero
on 2006-02-14 21:29:55
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lol choco beer is a fav arounf this time ^_^ And oblivion has been banned O_O no more smoking ^_^ |
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by night_link
on 2006-02-15 13:44:41
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I'll take a stiff drink. Rough night. Some tea would be good if nothing else. Is this like the Dark Restaurant thread? |
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on 2006-02-15 14:19:44
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Yeah, they serve the food, I serve the drinks and entertainment |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-02-15 15:49:47
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*comes in all burned up* Uh, oh......wrong area!! *goes back through dark portal* |
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on 2006-02-15 16:37:51
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Well, lets get this party started! Any of the staff here? Hope you are. *starts playing music* any special food orders, the kitchen is open! |
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*Quickly runs to the counter* Can I borrow your toilet sir? |
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on 2006-02-15 18:52:02
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Only if you promise to bring... actually on second thought keep it we'll get a new one. |
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lol bring what? |
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on 2006-02-15 19:01:27
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it back, but it's a toilet so what ever you want it for you can keep it. |
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by night_link
on 2006-02-15 19:11:06
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"You a customer too? Well, if you wanna use the bathroom, go ahead. The toilet's in the back." - Dante, Devil May Cry 3. |
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OK thank you! *Quickly runs to the toilet "in the back".* *1 minute later......* *Exits the toilet and sighs in relief* Hmmmmm..... What should I do now? |
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by night_link
on 2006-02-15 19:29:16
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Maybe something like Roller Coaster Tycoon... Let's build more toilets to keep the customers happy and not make a mess on the floor. |
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Maybe you should hire more cleaners to empty the litter bins, sweep the footpaths, water the plants & mow the grass (if there are any at all :P). |
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on 2006-02-15 19:48:02 (edited 2006-02-15 19:48:20)
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You could apply to beone I'm sure the boss'll takr it into consideration the next time he's on. |