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Re: Critic's Bar
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on 2006-06-21 14:13:26 (edited 2006-06-21 14:13:51)
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*sigh* I'll give you a hint, he's the one who uses the most h's and a's in a single post of anyone in Gendou City... Laharl is Enix... |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-21 14:51:19 (edited 2006-06-21 14:51:49)
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AHEM!!! I was "Enix"! That person just started to use that name. Don't ever confuse me between him!! And like I said...JUST CALL ME LAHARL!!! *have prinnies bring in a gigantic sign saying: Enix is not Laharl!! Laharl's username is Enix_Cloud!* |
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by Flametorrent
on 2006-06-21 16:02:11
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*Vortex appears. Enix sees two people talking about him. And a third with prinies.* Enix: You thought I was laharl? Sorry! Enix is pretty much... my real name. Flameturret is my nickname my friends gave me. Sorry for letting this discusion go on Laharl, Overlord of All Worlds. *Just a visit to see what happened while I was gone. g2g!
[!]S.o.D.[!]
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on 2006-06-21 16:08:36 |
Laharl, got it, sorry about that... I'll do my best to remember that... |
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i kind of figured that...i just needed confirmation... sorry for the mistake, laharl *notices the vortex HOLY CRAP!!!! *brings out teh paper railgun/minigun *loads explosive rounds,and sets it to full auto mode DIE!!! J[][] STUPID VORTEX!!!! *starts unloading explosive rails into the vortex, and they come out thru the other end... |
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I found the list of Summons... I've got way to many document files... List of Summoning Jutsu Kicking Ass Jutsu: Summons a donkey with a powerful kick. Instantly appears behind the target and sends them flying with a nasty pain in the ass. Tsunami Jutsu: Summons a tsunami size wave crashing down on an opponent… the ultimate sobering jutsu. Brawler Jutsu: Summons one or all three of the ultimate bar brawlers. Bud, Crud, and Thud… Bud is a moderate sized muscle man wielding a larger than life baseball bat. His swings are slow, but if you get hit, there will be broken bones. Crud is a skinny, scrawny, pitiful excuse for an smokin old boozer. His strong cigarettes will knock a person out cold while he takes quick jabs with a broken beer bottle. Thud is enormous, standing 8†8’ and all muscle. Ex-Girlfriend Jutsu: This powerful summon will hurl anything from dishes to cruise liners, careful you don’t say anything during her very annoying rant. Old Girlfriend Jutsu: This summon knows your every weakness. After knocking you around a bit, she delivers a coup de grace to the crotch. Road Kill Jutsu: Summons numerous Mac Trucks forty feet in height. They home in on their target and aim to run them over. Wife and Kids Jutsu: This is a forbidden summon. The wife enters and prevents all movements, while four kids drag down own you whining and making irritating demands. This drives a person insane and eventually causes them to die a slow and painful death. Woman’s Scorn Jutsu: This summon will destroy everything making the match a drawl. An old flame will return, and incinerate everything in the arena. Use as a last resort… |
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Wow, shooting a space-time-rupture with explosive shells. Jeesh critic, the bouncers around here have sure gotten a little crazier. If I did that when ever we had a vortex/portal appear I think the restaruant would've been leveled at least 20 times. Especially during the monster rampage when we started shipping various body parts to be cooked. Ahh well, nostalgia...I'll drink to that! *drinks...heartily* Critic, mistaken identity follows you arround, doesn't it. |
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you went thru a lot of trouble,huh? im impressed...nice barjutsu techniques its no wonder why youre the boss around here,critic *continues to unload rails ito the portal i wonder whats on teh other side? thanx for the comment d-ninja i try mah best ^_^ |
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on 2006-06-22 08:44:45 |
That it does... it hasn't happened again yet, I don't know what happened to my last report, hopefully something will be done about it... |
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that must suck a lot, being mistaken for somebody else especially when it was for something bad *the vortex explodes COOOL !!! |
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on 2006-06-22 11:51:13 |
I forget, did you want a match in the arena, papermaster? |
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i didnt ..but if you want....ill try i dont think im a match...you're too good |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-22 12:46:13
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*a little girl comes in* ????: Ummm, have you all seen my big brother here? |
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*smokes a cigarette,and sees a girl come in huh?..who are you? *blows smoke at the girls face whos your big brother? |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-22 12:50:56
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????: I'm Maharl.....my big brother is Laharl.. *laharl spits out his drink when he heard it* |
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oh..you mean laharl hes the drunk siting in the corner..you cant miss him *points to laharl nice to meet you,maharl im the 'papermaster' |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-22 12:57:58
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Grrr! I do not have a sister!!! Maharl: But don't you remember me? No I don't!!! |
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*walks up to laharl and maharl dude..she could be right you arent the brightest lightbulb around...besides...why would she lie about that? |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-22 13:02:16
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I don't have a sister!!! And plus, she doesn't even have proof. Maharl: Yes I do. I know how our father passed. Oh, yeah? How? Maharl: He choked on a dark steam bun. Errk!! Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! |
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HAHAHAHA !!! thats a good one do you have any embarassing stories of laharl that you would like to share? *finishes cigarette, lights up another one |