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*Comes in with low lying pants,South pole shirt,a fly hat,pistols,records for skippin',breakdance floor,Ice Ice(Bling),a nice Grill and white happen' shoes* Dang,came in with the wrong genre. |
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on 2006-06-19 16:28:41 |
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It's a battle between a punk musician and a southern musican...I have feeling the punk musician isn't going to last one round. *Drinks*     |
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*tries to spit on floor, wooden teeth fall out and into a puddle of blood and vomit. Wipes them off and put them back in. Bring it on sunny boy! *readies wash board, takes out shotgun and shoots at the Doctor.  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*drinks from and smashes a beer bottle in one movment.* F*CK YOU! |
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on 2006-06-19 16:32:21 |
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*Laughs* That's intimidating. *Laughs again and drinks* |
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*stabs Jomunga and sits in a corner smoking* F*ck you all. I'll kill myself after I smash the sh*t outta this dump. *kicks Jomunga* F*ck you too. WE ALL AIN'T GOT A FUTURE! |
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| *Randomly shouts phrases like,"Bootyliciyous,""Check my grill,""I ax you a question,"Freekaleek" into the fray* |
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*stabs Kotuso on generall principal* F*CK! I HATE ALL OF YOU! |
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Seems you got a hankering for some rootin and tootin. I'll reckon you turn into possum pie. Why dont'cha skedaddle varmint. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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Shiite....you jus' hatin' *Points gun at the doctor,side ways* how's bout you back it on up like a Uhaul truck so I can cap yo @$$ faster mutha' ^&(&*$# |
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B*tch! Taste my Doc Martin's f*****! *kicks Kotuso in the head* C'mon mother f*cker! Mosh for your life! F*CK YOU! |
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on 2006-06-19 16:51:01 |
Simmer down you two, don't make me put you in corner *points at a dark, dingy corner with slime and cob webs*  |
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Boy you in a heap O trouble! You best be uh lickedy splittin or a piddlin'. *Tars and feathers Doctor I reckon there be a n1gg3r around in these parts. *readies shotgun Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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B*tch! *kicks Jomunga* NO FUTURE! |
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Hellz no! No cracka goin' shoot me agian! I'm outta this Bi***! |
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*Throws corn bread at Doctor Yee'haw! *Rides bull and charges around the bar destroying things. Howdy partner. *Tips hat to Critic Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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on 2006-06-19 17:02:08 |
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Kotuso, could you please ajust your sig, make it shorter, its making everything hard to read... That's it! *whips hands* Super Secret Embarassment Jutsu! Slime Corner Jutsu! *Kotuso appears on the ceiling fan suspended in heart decorated boxers, Doctor appears in the corner tied down by slime* |
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(You know this bar needs a mechanical bull.) *Shoots bull in the head with a texas revolver and mantels it up on the new bull riding machine that appeard out of nowhere. This here be one fine hootenanny. *Rides semi-mechanical bull. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU B*STARD! *kicks a hole in the wall* F*CK YOU ALL! I WANNA LIVE BY MY RULES! |
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on 2006-06-19 17:11:41 |
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MUGEN! *Mugen walks in* Mugen: "What the hell is it now?" *points at Doctor* Mugen: *sigh* right... *drops Jomunga in a pit of fire, closes the door* That will keep him entertained... |