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That won't happen. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a... *stops* Hey look a penny! *bends to pick up penny* |
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*Kotuso pops out of penny and chomps on Doc's hand* Heads side up,you lose. |
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*steps on Kotuso's head* Before I have to get violent with you... |
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*Gets behind the counter and makes himself a blood beer.* |
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Blood beer?! *Jumps up from behind the counter. I am blood beard the pirate! I steal all of value! Kill all that lives! My name causes people to shiver their timbers! And I get more booty than Snoop the sea doggy dog. ARG! I see buried treasure! *Takes out plastic shovel and pale (stolen from the sandbox at the local kindergarden) and digs under the Doctor's foot. Arrr! Tis Kotuso the penny, this here be of value. Arrr! Fire the cannons! *Shoots cannons around in the bar and drinks with Chi. Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for meee! |
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*Takes a drink* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now that hits the spot. So how have you been jomunga? |
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Arrr, tis been a dull day ever since my mermaid signed off last. Arg! Drinks Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. I defeated this captain during the time I sailed the several seas of gendou. |
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*Takes another drink.* Well I've been doing fine. |
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*Jumps out of a closet behind Chi* Boo! *Runs away* |
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on 2006-06-16 18:35:20
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I just want to say to Sky if she's here... I'm sry for yesterday. I was being a jerk and I shouldn't have done that... sry... I say that without fear for my life... just so ya know... Anyways... for the rest of ya, what's up... |
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on 2006-06-16 20:26:16
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Pirates, ninjas, girls who are pissed oh my! All it needs to do is rain and creepy theme music to start playing and we might all have to (in the words of doc) "pl-l34r" for our lives |
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*Starts to rain* I have a stereo under the table. *hits stereo with fist,creepy theme music plays* Well i'm ready to pI-I34r if you are. *runs around screaming in an endless loop* |
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what's the stereo playing? can i have something to drink please? |
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on 2006-06-17 07:31:04
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*close ears* Sheesh !!! What a horrible music !!! *Throw knive and destroy the stereo sets* Now that's better ! |
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by the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-17 10:43:26
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*paper tentacles come out of papermasters briefcase and destroy the stereo problem solved *smokes a cigarette |
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on 2006-06-17 11:13:32
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DANGEL: *walks into entertainment room* Hey guys, how's it going? T-T..... Cloud: where the hell were you, I'm starving my 455 out over here!!! *slap DANGEL in the head* Tifa: HEY!!! *knocks the lights out on Cloud* DANGEL: ...thank you!! *eats some wings! drinks....* ------- |
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by the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-17 14:28:30
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*blows smoke at critics face im thirsty (critic, u got msn?) |
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on 2006-06-17 15:14:01
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(Aim) *smoke is blown away by some unseen force, papermaster's clothes fall off again* Here you go ^_\\ *hands papermaster his drink* |
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by the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-17 17:01:43 (edited 2006-06-17 17:25:50)
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DAMMIT!! MY CLOTHES!!! *makes a new black suit.... please dont do that again, critic.... *takes a sip of 833R *blows smoke all over teh bar |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-06-17 17:41:45
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This was me two days ago: and since Critic has apologized, I can no longer get revenge so now I'm like this: I wanted to cause CHAOS!!! *Shakes fist* *Calms down* *Sits and drinks* |