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on 2006-06-10 17:53:25 |
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To all you nintendo haters: *Claps hands* *Pink smoke appears* *Everybody vanishes to Lon Lon Ranch* Take that! *Sits down and drinks*     |
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Good job. Never mess with a Nintendo fan boy/girl... *drinks* VV007 n1n73nl)0! (I"ll be back in an hour or so...) |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-10 19:13:19
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I'm between Nintendo and PS, but I hate the XBox. Microsoft is better with computers instead. The only game that probably get my attaintion is Halo 3.  Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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on 2006-06-10 19:29:46 |
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Nintendo uses the laughs of small children to power their system, sony uses magic and money, and microsoft uses your sole. I would much rather have $6000 and get everything, but since I don't I'll have to settle with 360. 'cause all my friends have it, peer pressure is a strong force. That and I don't want to spend $600 for something and I like laying on my bed playing games, that's the reason it's there. |
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on 2006-06-10 19:46:19 |
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Nintendo is so legendary, when do you think it'll retire? What do you guys think will happen if like a new game console opens? You already have XBox, Nintendo, and of course, Playstation, but what about new ones? *drinks some more with Sky* DANGEL: so Sky, how you been... *maintains a low drunklike personality* 
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-10 20:00:24
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Flonne! Flonne: Yes, Laharl-sama. Go whack DANGEL. Flonne: But that's mean! We should be friends-- *jerks at the word* Flonne! You know I hate that word. Don't say it again! Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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Sony has an evil plan for world conquest. Mircosoft and Sony are fighting a hidden war as we speak... |
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on 2006-06-10 20:22:23 |
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The consoles are the homes of the sony and microsoft gnomes that wage a secrect war in the area under your stairs. And you thought your ps2 only played games-the thin ones are stealh units. That's why microsoft opted for the box that holds more so they could wage war with more gnomes. Classic stealthiness vs the large army. |
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on 2006-06-10 20:25:11 |
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DANGEL: *slides in 5k-Missle into Bazuka!* *fills some water balloons as well....*
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Yeah but all first-gen Xboxes had deployment progamming errors. And Microsoft failed toequp the gnomes with enoughsupplies for overseas shipments. Why do you think the Xbox never took off in Japan? Starved gnomes= not good fighters. |
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on 2006-06-10 20:28:18 |
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For real!! XBox never released in Japan, I never knew that! Quick question, was Nintendo Gamecube, DS, Gameboy, Revolution, etc.... created in Japan as well? DANGEL: anyone else wanna join me? This'll be fun! *set up game board and score board* DANGEL: let's play a short game here in the bar, shall we?
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-10 21:36:20
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Yes. Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
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 the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-11 03:11:05 (edited 2006-06-11 03:23:09)
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*kills everbody at the lon lon ranch *uses paper with magic spells engraved on it to return to the bar *is carrying a PS3 *a paper loudspeaker appears (loudspeaker) ALL HAILLLLLLL SONY !!!!!!!! *papermaster makes a paper mario....and burns it.... (paper mario) MAMMA MIA!!...IM-A ON FIRE-A!!!...NEED-A PASTA TO LIVE!!!...WHY AM I-A SPEAKING LIKE THIS? (oh god...now all the people in the bar are gonna come after me -_- ) |
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*Goes to the temple of time and rewinds time. *Places the giant goron sword right where Papermaster lands in the future at Lon Lon Ranch. Also stocks up on Lon Lon Milk, kicks some cuccos, and tears off Ingo's mustouche while he is at it. *Goes back to the temple of time and fast forwards time. I know how the Zelda world works. (@Papermaster, yes.) *redead wake up from their nap
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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on 2006-06-11 06:21:08 |
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Speaking of which, who has mastered that Zelda game, everyone who has, raise their hand *raises hand* The N-64 was my first system and I still play from time to time. As for you mister papermaster fledgling, don't fool with Sunny... *kicks away any briefcases or anything near papermaster, papermaster's paper clothes come off and the paper turns against him* I am immune peer presure, its very easy for me to say stick it where the sun don't shine, maybe that's why everyone loves me... *shrugs shoulders* If I had the money, that would be what I do. Get the ps3, the REVOLUTION, and all that good stuff. I'm a master gamer, and as I have bragged to all my friends, I shall brag to you, I have beaten Halo 2 on Legendary... thought I might share that...  |
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I mastered Ocarina of time. I played it a lot. 1 0VVnz 7l-l47 game. I just got myhands on Majora's Mask as a filler till Twilight Princess comes out. MyN64 has new life! *looks at papermaster* Hmm.. random acts of extreme homicidal violence, sick sense of humour, caused senseless damage to my hospital... I wonder whaT mAnner of CHIld are you... |
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on 2006-06-11 08:18:56 |
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Haah.....another catasthrophy..... I had enough of that in my town.... (My town was destroyed by an earhtquake at 5,9 Richter Scale last month. 60% of my town is flatted to the ground....The massive damage is caused by so many old building in my town that locate near to another. And when one building collapse...it star the domino effect....sigh....my house is also an old building, 1/3 of my house is badly damaged....sigh....sob...sob... )   |
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on 2006-06-11 08:24:56 (edited 2006-06-11 08:26:09)
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*Claps hands* *Pink smoke appears around papermaster* *Sends papermaster to level 14 with the Kung-Fu Heroes* *papermaster gets his a$$ kicked by the flame-throwing dragon* (anybody remember this game?) To red: Sorry to hear that. Hope everything gets better. |
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on 2006-06-11 08:29:29 |
| Majora's Mask is the shit. That game is quite vast, despite having far less area than Ocarina of Time. There's one quest that begins almost at the beginning of Day 1 and takes you all the way to the last few seconds of Day 3. |
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on 2006-06-11 09:00:40 |
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Yeah, and you got that death curse or something... I heard the game sucked... |