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You don't want to know what they do if they find out you own a Playstation... [poem is up.] |
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Weeee!! *Jomunga bouces up on down on Snorlax. Oh, pitchfork pokefans come to ruin my fun? *Jomunga uses gobble attack on pitchfork pokefans, critical hit! Pokefans faint... Jomunga eats them, then eats snorlax. Whats this?! Jomunga is evolving! ~doo doo doo doo, paching. Jomunga evolved into a Jomungasaur. Jomungasaur is tryin to learn a new move, but Jomunga can only remember 4 moves (because he is an idiot) which move would you like to forget? Suicide Seppuku Harakiri Gobble<---- Jomunga forgets gobble and learns Kamikaze! ~Music continues  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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 the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-07 20:44:34 |
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*takes out a paper and records this new species of pokemon interesting..... |
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by Nanaya Enix
on 2006-06-07 20:47:44
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Jomunga!!!! *evil demon look on his eyes* How are dare you?!  Laharl, the Overlord of all. I rule Netherworld Restaurant as well.
 Etna
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I'll go call Nintendo... Miyamoto owes me a favour from that Twilight Princess delay... |
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on 2006-06-07 20:50:24 |
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*Throws a pokeball at Jomungasaur* Pokebola, ve!! Oh sorry wrong language. Pokeball, go!! *Fails to trap Jomungasaur* *Jomungasaur gets mad* *Runs away*     |
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the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-07 20:51:49 |
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*makes paper cage to contain Jomungasaur (paper cage=harder than diamonds) hes all yours.... |
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So long suckas! *Jomunga castes a curse on everyone by using suicide. *Party recieved haunt status. Ghost Jomungasaur: i am going to haunt you peoples for eternity. Booooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! *makes funny faces at Sky. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*picks up a phone and dials.* Moshi Moshi. Miyamoto-san? Hai. Hai. Oh really? *looks at Jomunga* Hai. Domo. *hangs up* Someone will be over shortly. |
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the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-07 20:54:48 (edited 2006-06-07 20:56:20)
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(im wearing paper clothes with anti-curse spells on it...no effect) cool...another species *records new find on paper scroll |
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Oh, how cute! *Takes pictures of Jomungasaur* *Realizes that since it is a ghost, the pictures don't come out well* |
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the 'papermaster'
on 2006-06-07 20:59:34 (edited 2006-06-07 21:00:35)
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*hands over the silph scope lens attatchment for the camera to Sky i used to work there.... (anyone whos played pokemon should know what the silph scope is) |
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I am wearing cheese armor with anti-paper spells on it. bohhahahaa. Wooooooo!!! *Miyamoto comes into bar. Irrashaimase! Miyamoto: Kono Jomungasaur wa doko desu ka? Kore wa Jomungasaur da. *hands Miyamoto an old shoe. Miyamoto: A sou ka, arigatou gozaimasu. Jaa boku wa kaerimasu. Sayonara. (It is said that cameras steal your soul, thats how they can take pictures of ghosts.) *Sky takes picture of Jomunga You stole my soul!!!!! *Jomunga chases Sky around the bar. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*watches the exchange. Heads to the back door. Two Yakuza with Triforce symbols on their backs step in.* Yes this way gentlemen... *The Doctor leads The Nintendo enforcement agency toJomunga. They pull out Wii controlers and shoot anti-ghost lasers at Jomunga. The Doctor steps back.* I wonder if you have to pay extra for your controlers to do that... |
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Do not worry I happen to be wearing an anti-anti-ghostlasers cheese helmut also. It's ghost cheese. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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Hurry up and die. I have topay these lads overtime if you don't die again soon..." *the Yakuza kick off the helmet and shoot again* |
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Ohohohohohohoho, the Doctor is lossing money now. *Flys around the bar then posseses the karaoke machine! LLALALAALLALALALALAA!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I I I I IIIII LOOOOOVVEEEEEEEEEE TTTOOOFUMMBIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JJJJ0000000000LAID!!!!!!! ISS LLL3333333333377777777777!!!!!!!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWAAAAAARRREEEEE THHHE GHOOOOOOOOOSTY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! LLLALALLALALALA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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That's it. I'm calling the Sony Black Ops Corp. *walks to the phone* |
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*Posseses telephone *Doctor calls Sony Black Ops Corp. Jomunga: Mushi Mushi, dochirasama desu ka? Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*shouts at the phone* DAMN IT JOMUNGA! GET OUT OF THERE! *throws holy water on the phone.* The power of whoever compels you... |