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on 2006-06-06 20:10:43
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I should be here then... hope to see you then ^_^ |
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on 2006-06-07 15:27:07
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*walks in bar and heads to Entertainment room* DANGEL: what's up Cloud!? Hey Tiffy (my ex's nickname, hehe). Tifa: hey DANGEL! Cloud: hey DANGEL, check this out! *turns volume slightly up* Reporter: in recnent news, the Lucy Killing Spree has spread now to 92 deaths. Today, we've found her latest victim, making this hew 93rd death! Is she aiming for a record from some religious history long ago? Who know's but be careful in the streets at night, nad be safe! Now back to *other reporters name*... DANGEL: hummm..so she's at it again huh. What a shame! Cloud: she has yet to visit our bar, that day was just an illusion! Tifa: this lady freaks me out, are we strong enough to stop her at all? DANGEL: of course we are Tifa, have confidence and do not reveal your fear! ------- |
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I am Sherlock Holmes, Detective Conan, and Kun-Kun Tantei all in one. I uncover the truth and can see past any disquise. *Points to someone amoung the bar residents. This bar has an imposter! A person bent on covering up their true identity! *takes out magnifying glass You are the culprit!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *points to Jomunga I am gonna have to take you in... He may look like Jomunga, but really he is just Kotuso disquised as me. You can't weasel your way out of this one. There will be no tofumbie where you are going...the tofumbery. Actually there is plenty there, just kidding. @Papermaster, may I borrow some poster paper? I need continue with my real job. Vote Kotuso! *Puts posters of Kotuso as a rampaging demon bull all over bar. He's mad for justice! |
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Oh I forgot to mention that itachi emailed me with news of his ban. Seems he can't use the forums for a month or so due to an order from Gendou himself for "forum abuse". What that entails he didn't say but... he'll be back soon enough. *drinks lVl491( B33r.* |
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on 2006-06-07 17:06:18
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How do you abuse the forums? To many posts at a time? DANGEL: *leaves entertainment room to go get drinks...* ------- |
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*shrugs* Search me. "Forum abuse", that's all he said. *drinks* |
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on 2006-06-07 17:26:24
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I see...well I hope he comes back soon. Otaku-Killer was just banned again, check his profile, I could be mistaken or something. My eyes are getting a little woozy! DANGEL: *takes seat next to Doc? drinks...* ------- |
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I predicted his banning when he started saying the f-word more that 3 times per post. I am going to make a beer popsicle, but its not working to well. What is going wrong? Thats it! I am gonna summon every ice pokemon I got. Ice pokemon all use ice beam and blizzard on the beer in the popsicle molds. *have done it! Beer popsicles! Charizard uses fireblast on popsicles. God dammit! You idiot pokemon! *Kills charizard and brings his corpse to the tofumbery. ~SPICY HOT TOFUMBIE~ cooming soon! |
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*thinks back to when Pokemon was the 5l-l17.* Something you just did was pretty sick... |
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on 2006-06-07 17:44:08
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DANGEL: haha...nice one! Here's try this Pokemon out... *tosses pokemon behind his back, and out comes.... Togepi??* DANGEL: ....*drinks again...* (wait a minute, did he actually say the full word or did he say it with like *'s and such. I hardly curse here but I know enought to not use F, but WTF!! for like rps and such. Nero uses like "motherf*cker" in alot of the games... *not to call anyone out or anything...*) ------- |
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He outright said it in bold letters. *feeds togepi some tofumbie and /\/\4G1( B33R |
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l84l) lVl0V3... |
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on 2006-06-07 18:34:22
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*Bad Move* DANGEL: NO WAIT!! DON'T!!!! *Togepi uses Phychic Wave and tosses Jomunga into the Ceiling!!* DANGEL: oh boy!! *return....Togepi returned to it's pokeball. Go Snorlax!!* *Jomunga falls down from Ceiling onto "sleeping" Snorlax!* ------- |
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I have a bad feeling about this conversation... *readies his Zaku II in case he has to attack Snorlax.* |
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on 2006-06-07 18:45:51
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DANGEL: hey Doc?? ever wonder how these pokemon are able to fit in these tiny red pokeballs? It's a mystery really...*examines pokeball* ------- |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-06-07 20:01:29
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*Walks in with Pokemon fanatics* *Points to Jomunga* That's the one that killed the Charizard *Pokemon fanatics charge towards to Jomunga with pitchforks* |
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I knew it would come to this... *sighs and drinks* |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-06-07 20:14:58
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Well that's what happens when you kill pokemon. |
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Nintendo's Black Ops Agency comes and kidnapps your parents... |
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by SkyAlchemist
on 2006-06-07 20:19:31
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Better them than me. |